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God did

He reigned

And then

He resigned

When his will was done

All was gone





(Already dead)

God said

Drake said



by Anonymousreply 32December 13, 2023 12:19 AM

If I was still smoking weed, this would be a wonderful poem. But this does nothing for my current glue sniffing addiction. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 1November 13, 2023 6:45 PM

It’s really a piece of shit poem.

by Anonymousreply 2November 13, 2023 7:03 PM

This could be set to music as a patio number in "DL: The Musical!"

by Anonymousreply 3November 13, 2023 7:14 PM

He IS God!

by Anonymousreply 4November 13, 2023 7:37 PM

R3, do you mean a patter song?

by Anonymousreply 5November 13, 2023 7:48 PM

Stupid is as stupid does

by Anonymousreply 6November 13, 2023 7:56 PM

La Cucaracha by Liberace

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by Anonymousreply 7November 13, 2023 8:12 PM

Really Stooopid thread.

by Anonymousreply 8November 13, 2023 9:26 PM

You’re gonna be ok, OP. Hang in there.

by Anonymousreply 9November 13, 2023 9:43 PM

Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated OP.

by Anonymousreply 10November 13, 2023 10:13 PM

Thankfully, ElderLez.

by Anonymousreply 11November 13, 2023 10:23 PM

[quote]do you mean a patter song?

Yes, freewheeling patter and pâté on the patio.

by Anonymousreply 12November 13, 2023 10:26 PM

OP - Were you wearing a beret and playing the bongos when you wrote that?

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by Anonymousreply 13November 13, 2023 10:28 PM

The person who claimed Elderlez died should be locked up by the Feds for cyber bullying. Yep that’s what I said.

by Anonymousreply 14November 13, 2023 10:30 PM

Have I got the set for you, r212!

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by Anonymousreply 15November 13, 2023 10:32 PM

^ r12

by Anonymousreply 16November 13, 2023 10:39 PM


by Anonymousreply 17November 13, 2023 11:19 PM

The days when Miss Lindzebelle visited the baths of Istanbul.

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by Anonymousreply 18November 13, 2023 11:27 PM

... another one.

by Anonymousreply 19November 13, 2023 11:31 PM

Exquisite, R19.

by Anonymousreply 20November 13, 2023 11:35 PM

The Senatrice inspected the merchandise in r18’s photo, and told her guide to have the three on the right boil washed and shipped to DC.

by Anonymousreply 21November 13, 2023 11:36 PM

How my bitxhes

by Anonymousreply 22November 16, 2023 7:27 AM

West side

by Anonymousreply 23November 17, 2023 11:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 24December 2, 2023 9:03 AM

Keep my name out of that motherfucking mouth.

by Anonymousreply 25December 2, 2023 4:56 PM

I’ve always been terrible with poetry because it feels like the poet wants me to unlock a riddle and I usually can’t tell if they are pretty enough to be worth the time.

Anyway, does the parenthetical clause “(Already dead)” belong at the beginning of the poem, meaning God is dead?

Is somebody home for Winter Break? No touching yourself for the old pervs, OP!

by Anonymousreply 26December 2, 2023 5:05 PM

What if God was one of us?

Just a slob like one of us.

by Anonymousreply 27December 2, 2023 5:14 PM

God would keep that name out that mouth.

by Anonymousreply 28December 2, 2023 8:21 PM

Yeah fuck Teacake!

by Anonymousreply 29December 3, 2023 1:24 AM

R26 the message is evident.

by Anonymousreply 30December 3, 2023 1:41 PM

The Lawd has brought good tidings!

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by Anonymousreply 31December 13, 2023 12:12 AM

Heyyyyy Stunna girl heyyyyy

by Anonymousreply 32December 13, 2023 12:19 AM
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