Who Should Play Elon Musk in Darren Aronofsky’s New Biopic?

Cate Blanchett. She's played a man before.

Ezra Miller

The termite kkkween

Che Diaz!

Crispin Glover

Superior genetic code must be preserved. Forever. Musk go on forever.

A bowl of Crispin Glover's warm turds

Kathy Bates

Sarah Paulson is actually an inspired choice.

Sarah Paulson would do a great job. She’s a fearless actor.

Mads Mikkelsen. With a fat suit.

And at the rate Musk is putting on the pounds, Aronofsky can reuse the one Brendan Fraser used in THE WHALE.

The guy from Get Out in white face. Brilliant actor.

Kevin Spacey

Tilda Swinton.

Jimmy Fallon

A dead blob fish.

Chaz Bono

Thanks guys, but this role is below me.

Jonah Hill - not only looks the part, but would actually blend into the role seamlessly.

Jesse Eisenberg would also be a good choice.

Elliot Page

Eric Stonestreet

Data from Star Trek.

Grimace from McDonaldland

With the right prosthetics and weight gain, Christian Bale could play cold and unlovable (again).

R20, he sure is cornering the market in fugly, Aspie techbros

Nicolas Cage

This is my Oscar*

John Candy

Zac Efron

Wow Chaz Bono is looking pretty good.

Carry on

R30, Zac isn't hot enough to play me. I'm a stud.

Mickey Rourke

Edward Furlong.

Cartman

Taryn Manning

Greta Thunberg, I think.

A better question is: who the fuck would want to play Elon Musk?

r34, he's a druggie hot mess, so that works

OPs picture shows his special eyes .

Sanpaku eyes.

No one. The last thing this slimy little fucker needs is more attention. I’m so goddamn sick of billionaires.

^ Maybe he'll decide to go explore the remains of the Titanic

Viola Davis

If it's not Billy Porter, you are the problem, Hollywood. Do better.

Brad Pitt

Someone with a thick head of hair that is definitely not hairplugs!

Julia Roberts of course

Fat trans man. Just because it would piss him off

Rami Malek in pale foundation and if he gained 30 pounds (don't do it, Rami).

Otherwise, Alden Ehrenreich. He's got the wide face and dead eyes thing.

Caitlyn Jenner! She was fantastic in Don’t Stop the Music, and without makeup she’s Elon’s doppelgänger.

The entire cast should be filled with trans actors, just to piss off Elon.

Ironically, Elon is trans-human in that he feels a disconnect with his physical self, which is why he’s so awkward and alien-like. It’s no wonder he projects onto transgender people.

Elon’s ego is such that it would be easy to convince him that only HE could do the role justice, and then we could all laugh at him some more.

"Chaz Bono' now that you mentioned it

They could call it The Aroma of Musk

Chaz is too cute.

I'd rather see a movie about Jovan Musk

Christopher Walken with de-aging CGI.

Channing Tatum

The Rock would be a perfect choice, because he best resembles him physically, vocally, and charismatically.

R60, not hot enough!

I am 90% certain that the real Elon Musk is replying in this thread.

Open call at local community group homes. A developmentally disabled male has what this role needs.

A garbage bag full of yard waste with a wig stapled onto it.

Tom Hanks

Are there any actors that ugly?

Chaz Bono

If she played it perfectly straight, Fortune Feimster.

Same thin hair, same kewpie doll face.

Now is the time to reach out to dog mauling victims who’ve had face transplant surgery. No formal acting experience necessary — just be awkward and weird on camera.

As the OP, I'm calling it: A warm bowl of dog turds wins.

The likeness is uncanny.

Can we cast a troll doll to play Grimes?