Shawn Mendes took his penis for a walk on the beach

Now that's a meaty clit.

Can you post the photo? I can’t see anything on X links.

Yummy

Is he stuffing? He wasn’t nearly that big when he was an underwear model.

Nice and meaty.

r6 If he was stuffing you'd think he would've been a bit more generous

r7 Meaty?! It's barely bigger than his thumb

Pickle stuffed

Are you kidding? With that hot pussy next to him he's struggling to resist a full on erection!

Can he not afford a bathing suit👙 ?

The heartbreak of PTM.

Oh, the humanity.

Did she run out of duct tape?

Oh.

What’s “PTM”, precious? What’s “PTM”?

I feel so sorry for some of you.

Because some of you must also be like Princess Tiny Meat.

Princess tiny meat

Is that really him? I swear he had more tattoos.

Looks short & stumpy to me.

I don't think it's him. The real Shawn is taller and has better abs.

Looks uncut.

Doesn't look at all like Shawn.

“I don’t think that’s him,” says local idiot.

It's obviously him, TMZ has a bunch more pics

Sad.

Looks flabby

Nice pins.

“POSSIBLE new girlfriend”

His beard is so bad and patchy.

The irony.

“Shawn Mendes on the beach at sunset after he has just realized his destiny as a completely erotic being unburdened by morality.”

Stunt queen

I wonder why he is hanging out with a 37-year old woman?

Anyway, on the positive side, there are lots of shots of his bulge and ass in CK underwear:

Crotch grab?

Bulge?

gurl doesn't own a bikini or a tasteful one-piece?

🙏 I hope he gets butt implants someday, he’d be perfect.

R39 NO. Butt implants should be outlawed.

He should get a dick implant R39. It's tiny.

Why is he walking around in his panties? Is it a CK ad campaign?

sexy longgg legs

[quote] 🙏 I hope he gets butt implants someday, he’d be perfect.

Yes. He has such a flat ass.

[quote] Why is he walking around in his panties?

He sensed a camera in the vicinty.

I've noticed that a lot of male underwear models have flat butts...is there a reason for that?

Male models tends to be tall with swimmers builds and those bodies don’t have big buttts.

[quote]Male models tends to be tall with swimmers builds and those bodies don’t have big buttts.

r47 we need to change this

What guy doesn’t love taking his penis for a walk? If you’re really naughty, I’ll let you use it as a leash.

Arranged photo shoot with the paparazzi to show how straight (look, I’m on the beach with a girrl!!) and virile (look at my penis!!!) he is

R39 don't you straight guys who love feminine body have your own forum?

Most men have small butts. Lower body curves and fat are mostly caused by estrogen.

r51 You're an idiot

Look how extra he’s being with the towel

Like he’s Peter O’Toole on top of a derailed train

....

He's a lazy git.

....

It would be cute it he started twerking for the cameras but he would never

Get into me bitches

Gay as a picnic basket!

He’s Iggy Pop for a more politely depressed and somewhat oblivious audience.

Good photos OP, but next time my suggestion is to put a visible photo in your post so that all DLers can see it when scrolling.

His chest and legs are currently perfect and sexy. But the scraggly face hair - not working for him.

Why doesn’t he buy. Proper swimsuit?

Why don’t you remove unnecessary period? Full stop.

It's tiny full stop.

R64, perhaps English is not R63's first language. We do have posters from other countries here. No harm in that.

Another photo of Shawn's bulge:

It's like a Ken doll R67.

That certainly is a lot of towel work. Someone needs a sassy cape.

Did someone say cape?

Shawn Mendes at the Met Gala, with Sarah and her vagina cape used as the input

Great cape at R71. The face doesn't look like Shawn's though.

Yeah it veered Logan Lerman but I was tired of going thru rotations.

The ass is really basic. Not even basic.

R72 yeah, that looks like a bad AI version of Shawn…

I will say though, he looks good in the color and not everybody can pull off magenta... or capes.

r75 That'd be because it is a bad AI version of Shawn

Shawnie in a rainbow cape.

Twirl, Shawn!

Twirl, bitch!

He had a panic attack five minutes after r78's photo

So just he just hang out in his underwear now looking for attention? I’m glad he’s given up on that noise he calls music.

[quote]I’m glad he’s given up on that noise he calls music.

Thank Christ!

Paparazzi don’t just hangout on the beach in Malibu. He called them there.

He looks like an ultra-cookie smeller in the last pic.

R84 he totally called the paparazzi. He clearly wanted to be seen out with a bikini clad girl and he clearly wanted to be seen in tight undies (who parades about in their underwear? Swimming trunks or a speedo I could understand). Blatant attention seeking and wanting to drive a narrative. So many celebs are at it though.

He wants to be out, but his record label is forcing these bearding situations / staged paparazzi shots because his music career is DOA.

OP makes it sound as though his penis is somehow detachable. As if he might otherwise have gone to the beach and left his penis on the mantelpiece at home.

R88 what if he did?

R89 those pictures are really creeping me out.

[quote]As if he might otherwise have gone to the beach and left his penis on the mantelpiece at home.

R88 - it looks like that's exactly what he did.

r87 Bullshit, if he wanted to be out he'd be out. No-one's forcing him to do anything. He's a vapid fame-hungry twat, and so will be more than willing to do whatever it takes to keep the attention going. Just look at the amount of times he's called the paps out on himself

Is he still working on his mental / unable to tour (ie, unable to sell tickets) ??

R89 what AI app are you using to make these photos?

Shawn AI image post-orgasm.