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Damn, Timmy looks hot as fuck in the SNL promo

I will be watching this Saturday.

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by Anonymousreply 46November 14, 2023 1:06 PM

OP is Helen Keller.

by Anonymousreply 1November 9, 2023 10:41 PM

Um, no

by Anonymousreply 2November 9, 2023 10:41 PM

I want there to be a sketch where he makes out with Andrew Dismukes.

by Anonymousreply 3November 9, 2023 10:43 PM

Tim O'Tay is not HAF

unless you like tall, anorexic lesbians

by Anonymousreply 4November 9, 2023 10:45 PM

[quote] Timmy looks hot as fuck

Said no one sighted ever.

No one watches SNL.

by Anonymousreply 5November 9, 2023 11:28 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6November 9, 2023 11:33 PM

Hot? I guess, that’s why he’s wearing a t shirt…😏😏😏😏

by Anonymousreply 7November 9, 2023 11:59 PM

In that pic, he's a lot taller than I thought. He's listed as being 5'10". While we all know that that is probably an exaggeration, I always thought he was Tom Holland sized, so around 5'6".

It doesn't make him any hotter althought it probably does make him easier to cast.

by Anonymousreply 8November 10, 2023 12:05 AM

He looks like the love child of Elizabeth Taylor and Alfred E. Neuman.

by Anonymousreply 9November 10, 2023 12:07 AM

I think he has a nice face.

by Anonymousreply 10November 10, 2023 12:08 AM

Weird looking af.

by Anonymousreply 11November 10, 2023 12:10 AM

Yeah, if you think scrawny and effeminate is hot.

by Anonymousreply 12November 10, 2023 12:12 AM

[quote] Yeah, if you think scrawny and effeminate is hot.

I do.

by Anonymousreply 13November 10, 2023 12:13 AM

Hope Timmy will be the new Canteen Boy

by Anonymousreply 14November 10, 2023 12:14 AM

I think he's hot and I like manly men. But whether I agree with my own truth or not, I find him attractive. And I found the other promo kind of adorable, too.

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by Anonymousreply 15November 10, 2023 12:26 AM

Y'all can have him.

by Anonymousreply 16November 10, 2023 12:31 AM

This is what you're pretending is hot? Sure, OP

Also, love how in his fangirl sub people are ripping him to pieces

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by Anonymousreply 17November 10, 2023 12:41 AM

Cryptkeeper

by Anonymousreply 18November 10, 2023 12:53 AM

Meh. Armie Hammer is way hotter.

by Anonymousreply 19November 10, 2023 12:57 AM

[quote] Armie Hammer is way hotter.

On the grill! Amirite?

by Anonymousreply 20November 10, 2023 12:58 AM

I hate SNL but love Phoebe Bridgers.

This is quite the palindrome

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by Anonymousreply 21November 10, 2023 12:59 AM

Timothee's publicist must love DL.

by Anonymousreply 22November 10, 2023 1:02 AM

Who the fuck compares Armie to Timmy? Different age groups and looks. They aren’t peers.

by Anonymousreply 23November 10, 2023 1:07 AM

He looks like a wet rat.

by Anonymousreply 24November 10, 2023 1:09 AM

He wants me, he needs me. White lines and black beaches.

by Anonymousreply 25November 10, 2023 1:14 AM

Grossly overrated as an actor. Hollywood will sift him out soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 26November 10, 2023 1:18 AM

R8: Some sites even have him listed as 6'0". I agree he's about Tom Holland's height and no way 6'0." There are plenty of attractive short men; Mouseboy is not one of them.

by Anonymousreply 27November 10, 2023 1:23 AM

R5: Just like nobody will watch Wonka.

by Anonymousreply 28November 10, 2023 1:36 AM

Make him go away…introduce him to George and Rande…

by Anonymousreply 29November 10, 2023 2:05 AM

Gawd, enough with the obsession about this 9-year-old-looking dweeb.

by Anonymousreply 30November 10, 2023 3:31 AM

He’s what MJ wanted to look like.

by Anonymousreply 31November 10, 2023 3:57 AM

Bowen Yang is 5' 8" and Timmy has a good few inches on Bowen in that promo. So yeah, 5'10" or 5'11" . Not a shorty. He seems like he should be short but he's not.

by Anonymousreply 32November 10, 2023 8:25 AM

R23, are you dense? The two starred together in that shitty gay movie. People gushed over rat boy, but Armie was far and away hunkier.

by Anonymousreply 33November 10, 2023 9:42 AM

The penis is small.

by Anonymousreply 34November 10, 2023 9:50 AM

Who pays for the multiple advertising articles - the Wonka studio or SNL?

by Anonymousreply 35November 10, 2023 1:24 PM

R33 starring in a movie together means what? They’re two completely different ages and generations, for that matter. No one was comparing them then and shouldn’t be now. They are a decade apart. They wouldn’t even be the same friend groups.

by Anonymousreply 36November 10, 2023 2:35 PM

He’s def around 5’10. Him and Zendaya are around the same height.

by Anonymousreply 37November 10, 2023 2:42 PM

[quote] Him and Zendaya

by Anonymousreply 38November 10, 2023 2:43 PM

R21 MARRY ME! I don't care about the host but I'm excited to see the boygenius performances Sunday morning on YouTube. Julien Baker is electric onstage.

by Anonymousreply 39November 10, 2023 3:05 PM

No one says “Marry Me”. Oh yeah. You do. To your alts.

by Anonymousreply 40November 10, 2023 3:07 PM

My boyfriend's cousin was one of Lourdes and Rocco's nannies and Lourdes had to be twice taken to the doctor after Timmy's huge dong banged out her delicate inexperienced pussy.

by Anonymousreply 41November 10, 2023 3:46 PM

Fuck. He looked so hot last night.

by Anonymousreply 42November 12, 2023 7:45 PM

I need him

by Anonymousreply 43November 13, 2023 2:15 AM

Did he show his ass?

by Anonymousreply 44November 14, 2023 12:34 PM

R23- One is a good looking human and the other is a rodent 🐀.

by Anonymousreply 45November 14, 2023 12:51 PM

You can’t show what you don’t have r44…

by Anonymousreply 46November 14, 2023 1:06 PM
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