Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake

He’s one sick fuck.

So, his son didn’t look at anything, but he did? Which means his son got a notification that his dad was looking at porn. Gross.

This is the weirdness you get when you choose an Aspie to be your speaker.

You know damned well that Trump watched porn with Ivanka. Probably of himself, too.

Ugh I just realized who his eyes remind me of

Woody Allen (another Aspie)

My dad and I just watch the porn together

Solid crossover, R6.

Guys like this are always creepy as fuck. Pete is another one.

Is he referring to his black son?

😂 FUHREEEEEEAKKKS

Gross little freak.

He’s the dad from Happiness

When is parade of nasty fuckers going to end?

Is this some kinda euphemism or secret code

Bullshit - he wanted to monitor his SON's porn activity. Trust me that Mike Johnson has multiple accounts where he watches his gay porn in secret.

What a fucking weirdo.

And the son has alternative accounts as well. The son is 18 years old now. I presume he's talking about this one and not the 40 year old.

The son was a minor at the time.

A minor getting reports on Dad's porn or lack thereof.

Mike called his minor son his "accountability partner."

That's twisted

He looks incredibly creepy.

I don't think having multiple accounts can get around the software (It's called Covenant). Josh Duggar had the same set up on his used car lot computer so his poor, doormat of a wife would monitor his porn activity. Except he installed a partition on his hard drive, so his online activity was not viewable.

R9, no, this is one of his bio kids

It seems very odd that his WIFE wasn't his porn monitor. In these wingnut fundie circles, it's the wife who is responsible for the husband's behavior. If he's caught watching porn, it's considered the wife's fault for not being joyfully available enough. The husband is never held to account for anything. This mindset extends to all males of any age. It's always the female's fault for enticing them, even if that female is a baby or young child.

My son is all that stops me from looking at big black dicks all day long

R13 When people stop voting Republican.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg, folks. There's plenty more of this shit where this came from.

As a result, we can expect the following sometime soon: "Mike Johnson has decided to step down from the Speakership to spend more time with his family and focus on his faith. His son had no comment."

Go fall into a volcano and leave the rest of us in peace

Maybe the kid has a second burner phone.

R27 - maybe? The tracking software has to be installed on all known devices. It's really easy to hide a tablet - or with replacing phones every 2-3 years, an old phone that works just off of Wi-Fi.

It's crazy what Christians will believe about themselves.

He's mentally Ill. No one should be paying attention to him, we should be fighting him all the way. His tenure ends Jan 3 - 3 days before certification of the 2024 election vote (orovided the republicans don't keep the majority) and also with a democratic majority house and POTUS - he's not going to get any laws passed - he's just going to be a nuisance.

I was an escort in my 20s. Trust me. I had many clients like Johnson and Buttigieg and Lindsay. Those were ALWAYS the guys who put on a religious persona for the public but when nobody was around they were freakshows. And not in a good way. I have a hundred stories. One of these bible thumper guys once broke down in actual tears after he came because he was "going to hell". I left him literally curled up like a ball in the tub running the shower. Absolute freaks. Trust me.. I know what I am talking about.

That’s hot and crafty. Too much porn consumption can be harmful.

Waiting for the FamilyDick video to drop.

R3 Leave it to DL to clown neuro atypical personalities. So racist.

I said on Johnson's first day he wouldn't last 90 days as Speaker and I'm sticking to it!

[quote] So racist

Since when is Aspie a race? Jesus still weeps, R33.

Does it flag wrestling videos? Diving competitions?

I just got another alert.

Dad's looking at Black Inches again

I wonder if Don and Don Jr. have such an arrangement.

Well, this screams pedo pervert all over it.

If you have a pron problem, ask your WIFE to monitor your activity - you know, the person who is supposed to give a crap about your sex life, not your child.

Trust me, Johnson has sucked his Black “son’s” dick.

He’s heinous

R36, it doesn't flag hot college wrestlers wearing singlets

Trust me

Is there any teenage male who hasn’t watched porn these days?

Don’t worry dad, I don’t need porn in my life. I get everything I need at the truck stop glory hole.

They should call the app “Cock Blocker.”

This guy gets creepier by the day.

They should call the app "Cock Watcher."

Even having a wife or spouse monitor porn consumption sounds so depressing. Time for a divorce, already, if that's what you need to do.

My father never monitored my porn intake.

Watch, next we'll find out he showers with his sons.

Son, let me review these links covenant monitor alerted me to and we can schedule a time to pray about it next week.

Son, if you are comfortable with God seeing you watch this smut, you should be comfortable with letting your dad see it. Let’s fire up the computer and see what you’ve been watching.

Pete is not closeted - please leave him out of this.

At least now we know what is going on if we watch him on the a house floor and his phone starts buzzing uncontrollably.

I guess it’s okay if they watch gay porn together and talk about it.

Ikyfl! Just when you think things can't get any weirder with this guy...😩😭😰

If he is willing to do this with his family, think what he would allow to spy on the American people. This guy is beyond dangerous.

Insufferable lunatic.

There's also the security implications. This guy installed software that monitors everything on his devices. God knows what's on Covenant's servers now

“Ok you watch the squirt porn and I’ll watch the lesbian stuff, switch off next week?”

I only clicked to see if Deac commented. I wasn’t disappointed R6

Me and my Dad do that too!

He looks like one of those alien frog people with hooded eyelids.

Dad is only into twink Bukkake porn. I’m like “just because it’s your poker night, I’m not coming out to the pool house after the game!”

I wonder what they're monitoring. It seems like there's some "okay" porn and some "off-limits" porn. Maybe they're both gay and monitor each other's porn intake for gay porn, which would be verboten. (Straight porn would be okay, in their world.)

Would visiting the datalounge count as "sinful" activity?

What happens to people to make them this way? What trauma has been left unexamined, and been allowed to fester and boil deep in their psyche? He’s not a well man.

These types always seem to have a special revulsion and fear of human sexuality most of all. It’s not just the virulent homophobia either, because it’s just as much about control over women’s bodies. There’s nothing spiritual or loving or joyous about this type of “Christian”. It’s just completely fear-based and nasty.

In a saner world this man would have never gotten anywhere NEAR the halls of power, let alone been 2nd in line for the most powerful position on the planet. The

In every photo of him and his wife he looks like he’s craving big black dick and the look on her face says, “I look the other way.”

The non- paywalled link.

The nonpaywalled link

They're giving cuckold, 😭🥴r68. He's probably the 'cleanup guy '🤫🥴🥺 if you know what I mean.

I am getting a very bad feeling about him using the same porn "monitoring" system that sister molester and child porn viewer/collector Joshie Duggar used. And that he's dragging his underage son into it-- that's some sick shit. I think he is far creepier than he looks, which is saying a lot.

The family who faps together stays together

Blackmail will do that, R73.

Imagine believing that Satan and God battle for your soul and they care about you masturbating. So kinky and narcissistic

I wonder how many in his own party are starting to believe he's nuts as more revelations come out. This, lying about the timing of his "adoption" of the black kid, his and his wife's extreme homophobic statements, and, of course his shady financial condition. More is bound to come out. I wonder how many in the party knew about his banking situation.

Everyone has to start referring to him as "Porn Addict Speaker Johnson"!

40 years old is not a 'kid' ,r76-especially when 'dad' is only 10 years older-but I know what you meant.

It's like those older 'confirmed bachelor ' Hollywood actors _adopting 'sons' well past their thirties 😭🥴🥺🤭

The kid he adopted was 14.

I only adopt sons in Europe

Matt Gaetz is also the adopted dad of a teen boy. Matt knows the struggles.

So hot. Where can I get in on the action.

The way he keeps calling homosexuality a 'lifestyle choice' makes me wonder if he's talking about his own choices.

The only thing that can stop a bad man with porn is a good man with porn.

Kid's a perfect hybrid of both parents. Looks smug as hell.

Crap. Forgot the link.

David Pakman's take:

I'll bet there are some dick pics of Mike Johnson floating around the internet.

He looks like he'd have a very slim three incher, at best R87. Not that his disappointing endowment matters as he's 100% a bottom.

Porn intake and output.

Has it come out that the wife does conversion therapy? Don't let the bimbo voice distract, she's a devil.