DL Catnip: I’m dating the ‘hottest man alive’ — trolls say he's is too sexy for me

She's fine - just needs more eye makeup.

That's the hottest man alive?

I give them 3 weeks

WTF? Is she not hot? She’s pretty and he’s hardly out of her league!

They should be embarrassed putting themselves out there like that. I expected Adonis and he looks like my coworker the autism wrangler, not that he’s not cute for that job.

Please. He's STELLAR good-looking, yes, but she's at least VERY good-looking, even on a bad day, so there's hardly some shocking gap between their appearances.

He's dating an Asian woman. He's gay.

Look at the way he is holding his fork. That is GAY. Straight men stab with their fork, grip the handle like grim death, and then saw with the knife. Gay men hold the fork tines down while cutting their food.

He's got a purty mouth.

He is very pretty, admittedly.

[quote]Straight men stab with their fork, grip the handle like grim death, and then saw with the knife. Gay men hold the fork tines down while cutting their food.

So what you're saying is that gay men have fine motor skills and straight men don't?

Yeah, definitely gay.

Gorgeous gayface. He reminds me of Sylvia and Marsha's champion, Dr. Eric Cervini.

He’s not that hot

"He’s not that hot"

A good looking twink is a more accurate description

Very meh. No muscle definition.

[Quote] r6 He's dating an Asian woman. He's gay.

Asian girls are the last stop on the pussy train before homotown.

Why do people put themselves out there like this?

Even if she is making money somehow as an "Influencer", what's in it for him? Are all young people ego driven this way? Is he auditioning for a better or newer model girlfriend?

Would it make more sense to me if I was good looking?

Women be wise/Keep your mouth shut/Don't advertise your man

Every major city in the US is filled with gorgeous white dudes with perfectly cute Asian chicks on their arm. Next!

According to TV, he’s probably crawling with colitis and psoriasis.

He's handsome indeed, but he is nowhere near the hottest man alive. Still, he is better looking than the ridiculously overrated Jamie Dornan. She is average and I cannot imagine why anyone would call her ugly. I've seen worse looking women being described as beauties by many, just because they applied their makeup with a trowel and dressed like cheap harlots.

R17, she has presented her relationship to the whole world because she has made a career out of peddling nonsense online, and probably wanted some additional hits from viewers. Moreover, it's very likely that she is also a narcissist (like 99.9% of influencers) who wants everyone to pay attention to her, and has correctly thought that this would be an effective way of achieving her goal. That is all.

Is she Osage?

What nonsense. She is a beautiful woman and he's average at best.

He's good looking, but hardly so good looking that you'd question why he's with her.

If she were wearing makeup, no one would likely comment on any major discrepancy.

R7- He’s got the GAY bone 🦴 structure in that photo.

This is so typical of Genuflection Z!!! If she’s a siren she should spend less time posting about HERSEFF and more time attending fires and ambulance calls.

R11- He does seem to have the GAY stare in his eyes 👀

Feminine product pusher? 🤭

She started some brand that’s sold at Target.

R21

This overrated Jamie Dornan?

Not only is Jamie Dornan good-looking, he's also funny and quite charming.

She doesn’t know he’s a big ol bottom on the down low.

[quote]He’s got the GAY bone 🦴 structure in that photo.

This shit again?

Fuck both of them, but especially her. Just live your lives.

Good looking? Yes

Sizzling hot? No

I read her Wiki and she's quite accomplished for her age. She's not a typical "influencer."

[quote]I read her Wiki and she's quite accomplished for her age. She's not a typical "influencer."

True, but there's something about it that whispers "another grifter" given the controversy around her departure from the first organization.

I mean, if you read Sam Bankman-Fried's wiki in January 2022, you'd think he was something special, as well.

Also, there's something "thirst-adjacent" about crowing about how hot your partner is. It's actually a humblebrag to imply he's so special, and you don't deserve him. This inevitably leads to people wondering what's so special about you and reading about how wonderful you are. It's very stealth-bragging.

I can see that, r37. I'd like to know more about what happened in the organization before her departure. It sounds like a lot of very young, very bright energetic people with not much work or life experience or maturity (or maybe even social skills) were involved. Not necessarily a good mixture.

I see bunny boiling in her future.

Why does the New York Post pick up shit like this. Two absolute nobodies who are may-December on the attractiveness scale? Whoopdy fucking doo.

The readership just wants to hear how dumb AOC is and how “woke” the public library is in Swampscott, Mass. Is it the Asian angle that they think will resonate with Jim-Bob and Dee Plorable?

TikTok is the most useless thing ever created.

He looks like he has a skinny dick with no veins even when fully erect.

r40 NY Post is very conservative and has click bait articles which clearly invite readers to hate on minorities for any and every reason. In this case, "unattractive" non white woman is stealing the handsome white man from white women. Typical NY Post readers would opine: "What a terrible world we live in with all this interracial dating." or "First they take our jobs, then our men."