Allegedly: Taco Flavored Kisses and Matt’s Boyfriend are heading for Splitsville

Is crazydaysandnights covering Datalounge now? This thread posted Thursday and they posted the rumor on Friday.

R1 I think they are. I’ve noticed several items appear here first and then get posted there on subsequent days.

Those are English words and sentences at OP but it might as well be Klingon.

What does that jibberish translate to?

Poor Ben Affleck, just cum to La Jolla to Shaun and me, we will take care of you.

No more Fish for you my Darling Ben!!

Does he have to scarf down a burger in the car to "sober up" or does she forbid that shit? She doesn't seem fun AT ALL.

R3 Try a little harder. “Matt’s boyfriend?” C’mon.

"she drove him to fall off the wagon" its 2023, that kind of thinking is from the 1950s. Addicts relapse. Sometimes they are surrounded by people who dont understand addiction or don't care--unless she started pouring him glasses of wine, stocking the refrigerator with his favorite beer, or left cocaine on their dresser, she's not responsible.

This was the final straw:

He was really eating box in that one photo. He knows what he’s doing.

He has the WORST back tattoo.

It doesn't take being a Hollywood insider or a psychic to predict the swift collapse of this marriage. Anyone not an idiot could see it wouldn't last long.

And he's going to continue to relapse, he's a true addict. It will be interesting to see who he blames this relapse on: will it be "the press" or this wife or will he finally big boy up and admit it's him?

The next spiral after their divorce will be epic; hope he and his liver make it through.

This OP is a bit wound up but has no history of shilling for CDAN.

R3 it’s a reference to arguably the greatest episode of South Park

R12 that cunt stole my inside scoop

I think he tried with Garner and Lopez and did love them, but he can't stand to feel fenced in and he freaks out.

Wonder if Matthew Perry’s death has given him pause at all, or if he’s still in such denial that he thinks “thank god I’m not as bad as that guy.”

She's a narcissist, relationships don't last for them.

The question is how will it end? Doesn't Ben have a history of humiliating his partners by being caught with a new girlfriend before ending the previous relationship? Will JLo "file papers" before he can do this to her (again)?

My biggest question is: What the Hell did Affleck and J-Lo talk about after fucking like bunnies? At least with Garner you KNOW at least one of them had Cognitive command. But with Ben and Jen 2.0, was their any functional brain activity at all? Even couples with a great sex-life gotta converse at some point.

R19 I mean, I don't believe for a second Affleck is some beautiful mind. They probably stack up equally in terms of IQ. But I've just never been able to understand what they could possibly have in common. They seem to be from different planets. I imagine they just do a lot of mindless Netflix binging together when they're not fucking and call that intimacy. Is there a single hobby or interest that they share outside of their industry?

I think he is probably a people pleasing avoidant or quiet/self-destructive borderline. He has no idea what he wants or needs from a relationship because he has no idea who he is. But he seems to gravitate toward women who have a very strong sense of identity and know exactly what THEY want and what their needs are. Jennifer G with Christianity/motherhood/family values and Jennifer L with "romance"/discipline/stardom. He spends as many years as he can stand to absorbing their values and needs and goals and finding his self-worth and stability in performing who they need him to be, repressing his resentments, until he finally snaps and burns it all down with massive sex, booze, and gambling benders.

I'm available if you want to go on a bender

I like Ben. Wifey not so much.