Who's that swarthy, Jewish, big-nipped he-slut in the Booking.com commercial?

This guy. Another version of the commercial shows a lot more of his big, dark nips.

His actual nipples are obstructed 🙁

I was watching the World Series and there's a shorter version they run that mostly shows his big brown nips.

Love that big, stupid face of his.

Titties.

My God you people have low standards

Mary R6, get over yourself. You think you're going to score Ryan Gosling? Besides, some of us like hairy sexy semitic types.

Oh my God Scott Rudin posts here, I knew it.

Scott, shouldn’t you be beating up a Wesleyan film studies major instead of trying to convince a message board that your body type is desirable?

HAHAHAHA, R9!

R9, how rude-in of you.

Ryan Gosling, R7? Really? My you have low standards.

[quote]he-slut

You're an idiot.

Hairy shoulders .. hard pass.

100% on board, OP.

Hairy shoulders… seals the deal.

You know he organizes group orgies on Grindr

Repulsive looking

Not pink and small. And the guy looks dumpy.

He can breed me!

Sure, Mary R12, sure.

They're not small, R18.

I like his hairy, beary bod, but he shouldn't talk when he gets fucked with that voice. Anyway, here are his unobscured titties in under 15 seconds.

Sorry but those nips are medium size at best.

They're udderly suckable.

How big do they need to be, R23?

That commercial must be from the 90's, they're all White.

I want half dollars, not dimes.

I'll take Susan B. Anthony-dollar-sized nips.

He HOT! Thanks, OP. But I'm holding out for even hotter!

White people deserve vacations, too, R26.

He throws like a girl.

They have him with his bare barrel chest showing in every iteration of this tv spot. Someone else likes those titties, too.

Very unattractive

Hot fucker.

His ass would be a rimjobber's dream.

I think he’s kinda hot, but I have to pass on nipple judgment until we get a verdict from Chewy McNip.

What's this whore's name?

Here I am, r36!

I was salivating when I read OP's title, but IMHO, his nipples are kind of average. I was expecting big brown silver dollar-Mallomar sized nips like the kind I love to gobble. But I'm pleased to see other guys are as nipple-conscious as I am.

I do think he's adorable. And I love how furry he is.

Thanks for weighing in, R38. I would love to suck and lick and chew on his nips, anyway, but I appreciate the expert opinion of a titty expert like you. And I love the moniker!