GoFundMe for Matthew Perry’s funeral costs and his family

Also there's a GFM for his friends, who need funding to support us as we take time off to grieve.

Great idea for a thread. So funny.

R2 nothing everything lands, but you gotta try, unlike your old ugly curmudgeonly ass.

I think it’s pretty funny.

Do they need to remove bats from his home before the estate can sell it?

OP, this thread has potential. I'm giving it a WW and putting it on watch. I bet you'll get at least 150 replies. DLers despise GFM, so this is catnip!

I’m will to do a DL car wash to raise funds for the funeral. I could use about 8 other DLers and recommendations of gas stations that might be willing to host. I’m sure we can raise at least $200, and maybe a lot more when people find out it’s for our little Matty.

I’ll do a bake sale. I’m a whiz with homemade Rice Krispie treats!

I'll do Bette Midler drag and lip synch "Friends" for tips.

50K donors will have the privilege of Lisa Kudrow coming to their homes and singing “Smelly Cat”. No autographs and selfies without a 100k donation, however.

The media coverage of Matthew Perry’s death is ghoulish in the extreme. It is reaching the Diana, Princess of Wales level of ridiculous hysteria and coverage. Matthew seemed like a nice , low-key person dealing with his own demons without a fuss.

Yes another druggie celebrity bit the dust. Big deal.

Well he lived to a ripe old age.

I’m waiting for the GFM for the jacuzzi. It’s going to need a lot of disinfectant.

I did it first, bitches!

And I'm still alive.

Could this thread BE any more lame?

I’m offering to watch every episode of Friends as a tribute…but I require a Gofundme to facilitate the necessary time, electricity and snacks.

It's R1... can I just clarify something because people are reaching out to help but there seems to be some confusion.

Our going rate is about 59,000 a day (rounding down given the circumstances) and there's five of us. Thanks so much! Sad face emoji.

So just to be clear, that's $59,000. Each.

I've got so much sad going on and we're trying to write a joint statement about it. It's already been a day and we're still on sentence one.

I'll organize the Cak walk, 50 grand PER CAK, the mourners need their daily coke supply.

Will any of the money raised go towards campaigning to raise awareness about the dangers of hot tubs?

Can we hire people to collect signatures to get a proposition to Ban Deadly Hot Tubs on the 2024 California ballot in Matthew's name.

Most signature gathering places pay $2 per signature collected. And we'll need at least a half million signatures to qualify for the ballot.

So, we'll need a GoFundMe page for that as well.

Can't they just take his medicine chest down to Skid Row and auction off its contents?

This thread promised to be not funny in the least, and it has fulfilled that promise quite nicely.

R22 At Skid Row? I doubt anyone hanging around there has cash to burn on a has-been's pills.

I was really hoping he'd be found alongside a dead hustler in a dog collar, like this closet case from Arkansas.

That was one sexy Labor Day weekend!

There’s usually a reception afterwards at funerals. I wonder if they’ll be passing out tiny white straws for well, 🙄 you know what

I’m just going for the funeral sammiches, R26

On Wednesday Janet Jackson is going to donate .0001% of all sales at her Baja Fresh chains to the Perry funeral fund!!

There's a little washback left in this bottle of water I just finished. You're welcome to it.