What is Big Dick Face?

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R1 Are you answering my question or labeling the expression. I take you mean big dick face = lame person who might be hung.

Here's an example. Luke Kornet, Boston Celtics player. 7'1".

Do their face or noses look like dicks or is one suggesting they may be packing though ugly.

Your dead affect thread is lame, Teacake. Race baiting included.

The only interesting bit is your syntax: "a white people". This is either marginally clever, or ironically pathetic.

R5 I am taken aback by your remarks. I’ve seen this expression a lot lately, and never quite understood it’s meaning. And I asked if this was a white peoples thing in some region of the US because I wanted to know was this a DL original a la Mein Fuhrer or “Dead to me”. I’ve never heard anyone say it in real life.

OP, for me BDF is any man who is tallish, slim of frame, with a long face with big teeth and a big nose.

OK I will indulge you.

"Is this a white people slang."

"a slang" is unusual because slang is generally used as an uncountable noun. "This is slang." Accordingly: "Is this white people slang?"

Plus, if you weirdly put the indefinite article "a" before slang, you would continue for the pronoun, "one".

"Is this a white people slang or a gay one?"

Most would write: "Is this white people slang or gay slang?"

I mentioned your woeful syntax might be on purpose to be funny, such as a grammar-free troglodyte typing "a black" or "a gay". If that is the case, touché.

Look up John Krakinski. That is the textbook example.

Don’t worry dear OP, it has NOTHING to do with you.

R9 Finally someone gets it. Also did a tranny have the first big dick face?

At R6 you go on, with "a white peoples thing"

"a thing" is fine but you'd be closer with: "a white people thing". a thing for white people. It's really quite impossible to put a possessive "s" on the adjective "white people" (a noun phrase you have used as an adjective to modify the noun "thing". And if that was your intention (shudder) you omitted the apostrophe.

R12 OK then; we've established you are cosplaying. Thumbs up!

☕🍰, this is how know you ain't a top, asking what BDF is!

Daniel Ricciardo

Take that mafuckin McGraw-Hill grammar book and shove it up your ass. Who da fuck you think you playing with. I’m a fucking scholar bitch. I dumb it down for you cunts or comedic affect. Don’t ever patronize me. Additionally I used yesterday after being 3 weeks strong and that always makes my syntax a little off.

R15 I’ve only ever heard it on DL my dear.

Some people have noses that look like penises. That is all BDF is. Usually correlates with have a very heavy jaw and brow, but no actual correlation with dick size.

^ Ebony alert!

Colin Kaepernick!

Colin has long bent needle dick face.

Here’s a good example of why BDF is ridiculous. Six five, Polish, Roman nose and big jutting butt-dimpled jaw. The sausage is, for those who have seen it (and I will not link), underwhelming.

Big dick ENERGY, on the other hand, is absolutely legit,

R24 Right I’ve heard of big dick energy never big dick face.

Why a white people thing anyway? I see africans around my city who have BDF. Not every black man has a big dick, after all. And there are certain Thai and Chinese faces nowadays that suggest dongage and in the real world some Thai and Chinese guys have big fat dongs.

Oh and he has gigantic feet too.

Sometimes a big nose and big feet are just a big nose and big feet.

R15 Dude I will never fuck you do stay mad. Im a versatile top, some months a versatile bottom.

R26 I meant the creation of the moniker not the phenomenon itself. Now that I understand correctly, it seems to be a type of facial symmetry and large nose indicating one has a larger than average penis. Though r19 is suggesting it just means the appearance of the nose with no correlation to penis size.

Yes.

Daniel Goldman is the epitome of Jewish BDF.

R23, that guy does not have BDF.

Yes he does.

OP- I prefer the phrase

BIG COCK FACE

What about LCD Face: Leaking Chlamydia Dick

Mouseface

R23, you don't quite understand big dick face. That guy's face is way too pretty to be BDF - which refers to the idea that someone looks like they have a big dick based on their facial structure. Big dick face is strong masculine features and usually big nose involved in there somewhere. This is big dick face:

THIS is what you call BDF. Jean Smart’s late husband Richard Gilliland. BTW, his nickname was “Baby Arm.”

Neither of those guys have big dick face

They just have big Jewish noses

Big dick face is analogous with the Roman nose, which bears the closest resemblance of all noses to a penis and two testicles

Richard Gilliland JEWISH, R39? Try again.

Gilliland is a Scottish/Irish name. BTW, Liam Neeson is the personification of BDF.

Pleistocene bde

Eric Balfour

The ultimate example is Seth Rudetsky. And yes, I hear it's true.

Yeah, BDF is not necessarily the prettiest guy in the room, but there are some features that commonly suggest a big dong.

R40 Hit the nail on the head with Liam Neeson. And it correlates.

It's really a shame we haven't seen a good closeup of Liam at half mast or fully erect. One floppy bouncy blurry GIF is not enough.

Willem Dafoe and James Woods are also very much the poster boys, so to speak, for BDF. (Woods of course is repulsive now.)

R44 Own your obsession bitch. Own it. You are obsessed with me. It’s ok I love me too.

Thanks for all the informative responses.

Luke Kornet looks like the type to have a double digit donger

Definite BDF.

May look a little rodenty but apparently has a dick to his knees......

It's subjective. But you're generally looking for a long face.

Something like Eric Balfour posted above.

The Finding Prince Charming whore.

Porn star Romeo Davis.

They all have big dick face.

😍

I would explode if Andy S's nudes came out.

perfect

Fuck teacake and his faux naif bullshit. Teacake, what was your name before you had to change it?

Meanwhile teacake is whiter than Hasselhoff

R55 it was Othello, an even more obvious indication that he’s a white guy pretending to be a black guy.

One more pathetically needy cosplay for attention in the tradition of GermanGayGuy.

R57 You dumb ignorant thot. Othello is black. He is not black American but he is of African descent.

[quote][R15] Dude I will never fuck you do stay mad.

Gworl, dont nobody want that limp cocaine dick! 😂

R6 Do you truly spend time being “taken aback?”

This thread is OVAH. My question has been answered.

R58 is Defacto pretending to be black

Andy Pettitte.

R62 I told yo stankin ass about them mafuckin accusations. Get a life bitch. Get a man or something.

Anyways this thread is closed. My question has been answered. Minions dismissed.