Luckiest Slut In The World: Fucked Tony Danza and John Stamos in the 80s

Tony Danza > John Stamos

Teri Copley was also married to hunky Christopher Mayer.

Why is he writing all this old drama? Pretty boy’s past rejections. So sad.

God, I want to wake up and find myself in bed with Tony Danza.

Worked with her on "In the Line of Duty the FBI Murders" when it was filmed in Tampa back in the late 80s. Sweet woman.

Her co-star in We Got It Maid died from AIDS. I worked at the LA designer that created his memorial invitations. What a bizarre connection.

OP so pathetically bankrupt of ideas, he must troll and lift tidbits from other threads in his desperate need to create his own threads. FAIL.

Both men have had persistent gay rumors

“I take a peek inside and see four feet protruding from the shabby-chic, floral-print duvet that once kept me warm.”

MARY!

Imagine getting tag-teamed by Stamos and Danza

I passed Tony Danza on Columbus Avenue last week near ABC. Still sexy as hell with salt and pepper hair looking great on him. Tiny, though. A hot , little Silver Daddy. Yum.

Never liked Stamos, but I would’ve been all over 1980’s Tony Danza! He was so hot in Who’s The Boss.

Stamos looks fucking amazing. Even more handsome at 60 than 30.

Tawdry, just...

I always found stamos annoying, with that gigantic mullet.

Honestly, when everyone's that good looking, you really should have to share. He should've just joined in. Anything else just seems sort of needy and selfish.

If the car was opened, he should have just looked at the registration to find out the owner. Most people I know have them in their car somewhere.

Might be the story he tells but not the story. Teri was born again and a jesus freak. Both Tony and John liked muscled white guys with big dicks and this was at Chip Mayer's house. I would bet John was there for a helping of Chip and found him banging Tony Danza.

Tony Danza may have been ok looking, but his doofus persona was not sexy

Been there done that.

Yes, but I was told Tony Danza had a huge body odor problem.

To some, a body odor problem, to others, sexual napalm.

This bitch was also married to peak-era Micki Free -- the sexy Prince-ish guitarist for the post-Jody Watley Shalamar. The iteration that made "Dancing In the Sheets." She must have a magic p*ssy.

Yay, whore!

I knew Chip Mayer. He would give a straight man a boner just by being in the room. God, he was beautiful.