Tasteful Friends: Inside Beyonce and Jay-Z's $200 million mansion

It doesn't seem worth the money for me

It's a fucking compound. I;m sure it looks a lot nicer inside, but from the outside it's basically a brutal architecture bunker.

Yeah I was going to say it looks like a U-Haul facility from the outside. I hope the inside of the house is nicer.

Airport storage facility.

That’s is ugly as hell

Hideous.

Match the owners.

Poor Beyonce having to scrub and dust a place like that

I hope Solange has a nice cell in the basement.

Seriously though, just because you can doesn't mean you should. Classic emperors' new clothes.

Its a shame they couldn't afford to finish it properly with guard towers and rolls of electrified barbed wire atop the perimeter walls.

Oh my. It looks like one of those DIY houses made out of shipping containers.

It's amazing what people will pay serious money for.

Congratulations to the couple for paying a quarter of a billion dollars for a house that looks like an airplane hangar to everyone else.

Looks like they bought brutalist concrete king Le Corbusier back from the dead to build this thing.

Very Branch Davidian compound-esque

It looks like the kind of factory in Bumfuck, Idaho where 75% of the townsfolk are employed.

This is like 'So-an-So inks $300,000,000 deal for their Ass Scratchamatic" when in fact the $300M number is what they hope retail sales are going to be, and the celebrity actually gets 1.5 cents on every dollar (a typical figure) which is $4.5M, still a very nice number, but it's not exactly headline-grabbing.

Is there a lot of land with it? A significant portion of the cost of real estate in certain locations is the cost of the dirt underneath.

House by Ikea.

OP, we've already done a thread about this.

Looks like an Amazon warehouse

House is horrible but the location is priceless.

It looks like a prison compound.

It's like living in a Sam's Club.

So many rooms for Jay-Z to make love to his countless WAPs.

Beyoncé is prisoner

To be fair, aerial shots are rarely flattering. Though the architecture is an acquired taste, it probably looks a lot better from a view that humans would see.

It looks like it's next to a public access path to the beach.

Looks like an Amazon warehouse.

It looks exactly like something they would choose; uninspiring, unimaginative but very expensive.

TeaCak won't be happy with this thread.

OP lured us into this thread promising a look INSIDE.

Fuck you, OP.

The OP of the thread linked at R18 has interior photos.

I'm sure its all lurid inside. No need to see it.

The inside walls will be all plastered with the nonsense music industry and 'celebrity' awards that Hollywood loves to give itself. I'm sure its a virtual shrine to their 'success'.

The photos of the exterior reek of Lysol

The interior seen at r18’s link is very office building.

Art gallery-museum at a big football university with a good endowment and a shitty art department.

Looks like a place in an ‘80s movie where people are frozen and hung in big tubes.

Vulgarians!

I bet her trainer and nutritionist follow her around and say, "Bee, you can't eat that... Let's go for a run!".

It looks like it was designed off a third grader’s sketch. I’m sure it’s gorgeous inside, but what a bleak eyesore of an exterior

Heavens to Betsy, R40. Here's the interior. Click on "Launch Gallery" on the first photo.

It is ugly. It looks like a post office!

It reminds me of the compound where Bin Laden was hiding out.

Sterile looking and devoid of any gardens. Boring and soulless.

I call bullshit. Nobody lives in that house.

Why would they buy something so ugly? Bragging rights or an investment? You can't tell me Beyonce liked that? Even her taste can't be so bad.

You can get Bing Crosby’s old house in PS for only 4.5 million.

Maybe they're turning it into a recording studio/dorm for their sycophantic hangers on.

Even the pool looks cold and uninviting.

R43 that's admirably recherché!

It looks like a warehouse. Are the other 30k sq ft underground?

$200 million? There’s a sucker born every minute.

This is the woman who proudly wore House of Derriére.

Black excellence. They’ll “get it” next generation.

What a dump!