Joran van der Sloot Confesses

Momma’s mussy is STEAMING like a HOT POTATO!!!

Damn, he looks like shit!

I’m assuming he can now be charged with her murder in U.S. courts. So when his sentences in Peru and the US are up, he can spend the rest of his life in prison in a state penitentiary.

This nutcase has never uttered the truth in his life...except for maybe, "I'll kill you if you don't let me fuck you." Says he's found Jesus. Ugh.

R2 bringing the DL perspective

34 out of 35 Alabama high school students said that Aruba is their favorite place to vacation.

He is such a worthless son-of-a-bitch! He's been in prison for awhile. He could have done this long ago, so her family might have some closure. He's a spoiled, privileged asshole who is a waste of the space he takes up and the air that he breathes!

[quote] I’m assuming he can now be charged with her murder in U.S. courts.

She disappeared in Aruba. So, assuming that she was murdered in Aruba, there's no jurisdiction to prosecute her in the US.

The Natalee Hollloway case has always been frau catnip.

I remember when everyone was saying he'd never last a year in a Peruvian prison because of how dangerous they are. The monster was able to get married, complete with conjugal visits. Doesn't he have at least one kid that was born while he was in prison? How he could get that nub past a set of pussy lips is beyond me.

R8;

Dutch are hung like horses, r10

Not this guy. The photos are out there.

"Van der Sloot said he has turned to Christianity and is 'no longer that person I was back then.'"

Sure, Joran.

Xtians always think that Jesus is some sort of “be forgiven” card they can play. It’s no wonder the grifters have adopted Christianity.

The CNN article indicates that the coming clean about what happened to Holloway was part of some sort of plea deal.

I remember this story well; it really does show how your life can turn on a dime: one minute you're guzzling tequila with your high school buddies and the next thing you know, some psycho is feeding you to the sharks.

His name is “Urine”.

van der Sloot wasn't a U.S. national so this is it.

I hope his father is rotting in Christian hell

[quote] Damn, he looks like shit!

He IS shit!

R1 You are a sick faggity fuck.

Why would anyone believe anything he says? I know he was involved in her death but c’mon. He has lied so many times before. What makes it believable now?

Would a body “pushed into the ocean” just drift back to shore?

[quote]Would a body “pushed into the ocean” just drift back to shore?

Not necessarily. The current could drag it out to sea.

Dumping a body in the ocean from shore doesn't seem like an easy thing to do in Aruba. One side is very tranquil with blue waters and barely any waves and the other side is not anywhere you'd want to even get near. I remember how strange that was. I only vacationed there, though, so I'm sure there are plenty of places to dump a body. I bet he's still lying.

I believe he did kill her. He was wanting to get extradited, due to bad conditions at whatever prison he was at. But that doesn’t mean his confession is false.

Side note: Holloway’s mother dated John Walsh from America’s Most Wanted.

R25 I thought it was John Ramsey.

Psychopath.

R24, where do you think she is then? Isn’t his family connected? Surely they could cremate her or something.

You’re right, R26. I got the 2 confused.

I'm sure that Subaru is feeling a bit uncomfortable about their product placement.

I dunno what her problem was. She should have given it up for the hot Dutch cock.

Will we ever get the full story of exactly what happened? What about those two Indian brothers that were there?

Karma has been doin a great job on urines face.

No doubt he has a tiny dick.

He was never hot. But he looks like he’s been doing nothing but stuffing his face with carbs since he went to prison.

I think Our Dear Paul should play him in the movie.

[quote] due to bad conditions at whatever prison he was at.

He's experiencing horrible conditions in one of the worst, most remote prisons in Peru -- which, well, he deserves.

The Behavior Panel analyzed him. He was so smug and a very good liar but you could still tell he was guilty. What a POS.

I am obviously completely misplacing for some other murderer from back then - I was thinking this guy was cute. Who the hell am I thinking of because it sure isn't this guy.

My friend was getting this case mixed up with Oscar the Bladerunner.

[quote] Will we ever get the full story of exactly what happened?

He’s still lying to protect the reputation of his dead father, who would have helped him dispose of the body, taking it out to sea on the boat.

The U.S. government really let down the family. When it was evident that Aruba was going to do nothing, the U.S. should have forbidden any travel by Americans to the island. If Jordan had been promptly prosecuted and imprisoned, it would have saved the life of the girl in Peru.

[quote]Van der Sloot said he has turned to Christianity and is 'no longer that person I was back then’.

I’m no longer the whore I used to be.

I’m worse.

He was hot at one point, but now he's not so do whatever with him.

There was some investigator involved with the OJ trial (or maybe he just did interviews like al the legal whores did) and he said before the Flores murder he was hired by van Der Sloot's family to investigate Natalee's disappearance. He went on TV and said he was sure he didn't do it but all the publicity corrupted his mind and he probably did kill Flores. I really couldn't believe it. I wish I remembered the investigator's name. Can anyone help because I'd love to hear his reaction now.

Natalee and Tot Mom Casey Anthony provided truly halcyon days for the Nancy Grace Show.

[quote] van der Sloot wasn't a U.S. national so this is it.

That’s not what the law I sited relates to. It’s foreign murder of a U.S. national, not by a U.S. national.

Beth apparently forgot to teach her daughter not to get drunk and go off with strange men

[quote] Beth apparently forgot to teach her daughter not to get drunk and go off with strange men

Who hasn’t done that?

I didn’t need anyone to teach me that.

I'm sure that he is doing this in order to get some benefit out of it. He is a true psychopath and they don't do anything unless they are obtaining something in exchange - in the video included in the article below, it is said that he could be extradited to the US from Peru, where prisons are horrible, which could be an incentive for him to make a confession. Also, the article discusses how he's divorced his wife of nearly 9 years so he can fully pursue a new relationship with a younger girl that supplies him with drugs - this happened in late May, so I VERY strongly doubt that he's undergone a religious conversion of any sort in the interim. He probably just wants to enjoy better conditions while he's imprisoned, and in a First World country to boot.

In short, he's a murderous piece of shit who has been bidding his time for the moment when making a confession would be beneficial for him.

I remember visiting Aruba around 6 years ago. My sugar daddy at the time took me. I ditched him at the resort one day and met a hot server who worked on the beach. We hooked up quickly in the lobby bathroom. It's a really beautiful place, albeit quite expensive.

He's not so cute now

R4: He may have found Jesus but clearly a stylist hasn't found him.

[QUOTE]the U.S. should have forbidden any travel by Americans to the island.

This makes no sense legally. What statute or precedent could the U.S. use to justify this? The State Department regularly puts out travel advisories to dangerous locations or countries hostile to the U.S. like Venezuela, N. Korea, or Gaza, or Sudan, but citizens can't be forbidden from going there. Jeez, think. Jane Foda went to N. Vietnam during wartime and came back.

How is this guy married and divorced and married again in prison?

He’s got a more active romantic life than I do!

And he’s an imprisoned murderer of women!

He has a very unattractive nose.

I’m interested in body language.

The Behavior Panel, posted upthread, consists of four Caucasian males, 3 Americans. 2 of them have military backgrounds. IMO, their observations and interpretations are very limited.

They’re okay at interpreting another Caucasian male, like Chris Watts. They’re not good at interpreting women.

He will serve out his U.S. sentence concurrently with his Peruvian sentence in Peru. He's scheduled for release in 2045. The article is unclear whether he'll be released to Aruban authorities for prosecution there.

[quote]The Behavior Panel, posted upthread, consists of four Caucasian males, 3 Americans. 2 of them have military backgrounds. IMO, their observations and interpretations are very limited.

[quote]They’re okay at interpreting another Caucasian male, like Chris Watts. They’re not good at interpreting women.

They were spot on about killer LAPD detective Stephanie Lazarus.

R48, Joran's parents apparently didn't teach him not to murder people

Stephanie Lazarus was a cop, so that’s military-adjacent. She was in the wheelhouse.

Nancy Grace was right all along

Oh r66, my eyes!

Who would you choose - Joran van der Sloot or Robert Chambers?

I always thought Robert Chambers had dead eyes and looked like a psycho. I never found him attractive.

[quote]He will serve out his U.S. sentence concurrently with his Peruvian sentence in Peru. He's scheduled for release in 2045. The article is unclear whether he'll be released to Aruban authorities for prosecution there.

The statute of limitations has run out for the murder.

[quote]R1 Momma’s mussy is STEAMING like a HOT POTATO!!!

Mine, too!

Had to prick it with a fork so it didn’t EXPLODE!

[bold]#Swoon

I don't think the US could prosecute a foriegn national who was never on us soil regardless of whether they killed one of its citizens. Having never been to the United States or citizen how could they be subject to its laws.

He gave his heart to Jesus Christ...and Jesus refused it. The glitch in Christianity is that it encourages psychotic killers to believe they are entitled to redemption or forgiveness.

[quote]r31 I dunno what her problem was. She should have given it up for the hot Dutch cock.

Who knows - might have even married her, if she’d put some enthusiasm into it.

But girls are always overrating themselves, holding out for “something better” [bold] : (

[quote] Having never been to the United States or citizen how could they be subject to its laws.

I think he was communicating with someone (Holloway's mother) who was in the U.S. I.e., he was trying to shake her down for money. So, I think he may have been subject to the laws of the US.

I know that, in my jurisdiction, for a terrorist threat, jurisdiction is established if one party (e.g., the recipient / victim of the threat) is in the state (US).

[quote] I remember when everyone was saying he'd never last a year in a Peruvian prison because of how dangerous they are. The monster was able to get married, complete with conjugal visits.

I believe that was when he was being held in a Lima prison. At some point, he got transferred to Challapalca near the Bolivian border. It's called the Alcatraz of the Altiplano. At 15,000 feet above sea level, it presents with unique altitude-based health challenges for prisoners. It's also freezing and isolated and conditions are unsanitary (water is not potable).

So yeah, he's not having much of a fiesta sharing space with killers and Shining Path guerrillas.

He was also severely beaten in that prison not too long ago...

She always looked like the kind of girl that would never go off with strangers in a foreign country. Most girls like her are very careful. I always wondered what pushed her to make that choice. Whether she was just attracted to him or was just wanting to let loose. It was such a strange choice for skittish American girls like her.

How do you know she was skittish or that American girls are skittish.

She was 18, a senior in HS. She was from Alabama and away from her family. This was a sunny, sexy climate. Drinking was involved. She might not have been an experienced drinker. Probably not. She probably wanted to have fun and make out with a boy. Who knows how far she wanted to go, sexually.

This could have happened to a lot of us, when young.

Tell us More, then!

R6 Which is amazing because in the 1970s it was very much the thinking man’s island…very under the radar and cool.

R79 Exactly. Every time I went away between 16 and 24ish I expected to meet someone during vacation. I could easily imagine her scenario.

He found a cinder block to beat her with randomly laying on the beach?

People tie boats to them. It happens in a lot of beach communities.

[quote]Every time I went away between 16 and 24ish I expected to meet someone during vacation. I could easily imagine her scenario.

In her scenario she should have had a chaperone with her at all times, especially when being with a stranger.

R46, don't forget me!

R79 hear hear.

We don't want her.

R85 is posting from 1938.

Wasn't she drugged by him or something? I can't remember. Or was she doing ecstasy on her own with her friends?

R89 I think she just disappeared, they never knew what happened to her

[quote]I think she just disappeared, they never knew what happened to her

True, other than the 99% certainty that Joran killed her, people didn’t know what happened.

I know what happened. Natalee was my best friend and I was there with her in Aruba. I followed them and saw it all.

Hopefully his ass was well-used when he was still pretty.