Has their ever been a more homely woman?

Bio says she was brought up Catholic? Both her parents were economists at MIT. Sounds pretty Jewish.

R1 who cares?

As my father used to say, "She must have a snapper."

Yes, she looks like a dehydrated apple, we have multiple threads about her.

My precious….

She looks just like a woman named Jackie who I worked with at an ad agency in the '90s. She had a flaming queen for a hubby and we referred to her as 'meeskite.'. She eventually got a chin implant and straightened her hair but she's still ugly.

"Has their ever been a more homely woman?"

I don't know. Has there? 🙄

You don’t see ugly like that much anymore. Nose job, lip fillers, lighten the hair, fix the brows and she’d pass as average. Because at least she’s slim.

But, as is? She looks like she has a genetic disorder.

She has an extra chromosome or two.

She has plenty of brains to make up for the lack of looks. Plus, the NY Times says she has a new boyfriend, so she's doing better than me.

I worked with a woman who was uglier. She looked a lot like Rocky Dennis—but she didn’t have that condition.

My sympathy is with her because whatever horrible deeds she committed were because a man who gave her attention instructed her to do it.

R12 are you for real? She’s hardly blameless.

She looks like she should be in the background of the Mona Lisa

That’s the kind of face you usually only see in prairie daguerreotypes

She look like she have good personality. Which is way of saying she ugly.

She makes the Willis sisters look like beauty queens.

[quote] [R12] are you for real? She’s hardly blameless.

No one with a face like that can be held responsible for what they do for love.

She looks like a young, trans Mitch McConnell.

He bribed all the right people. The DEMs openly, the GOP in secret.

[quote] SBF was a huge political donor according to public records – Bankman-Fried contributed more than $70 million to election campaigns in less than 18 months, placing him among the nation’s top political donors. He personally gave at least $40 million to politicians and political action committees ahead of the 2022 midterm elections, mostly to Democrats and liberal-leaning groups, making him the second overall top donor to Democrats, only behind George Soros, according to the Center for Responsive Politics.

She's read Twilight. You just know it.

A face Picasso would love (to paint).

OP, here, hold my beer…

He must be a fag, if he's eating out Margret Hamilton's daughter's pussy

She looks like a patient years ago when I did my nurse training in a psych hospital. She was obsessed with the idea that she had internal organs and it disgusted her. She must’ve seen a dead animal or the giblet packet of a turkey and someone explained to her that humans have inside organs as well. Squicked her out and she developed an obsession. She was totally nuts, though. Not just obsessed. It was sad. But she was creepy.

This woman is not homely she is hideous.

Op, she looks just like Queen Victoria. That woman was praised with the title of empress and had her homely mug on currency. Also, Victoria was a fat cow so much worse than this woman.

He’s no prize either.

She's bagged the cover of next month's Playboy. She done the spread and playmate of the month. Drop your socks and pick up your cocks

That is very much true, R28. They are both proof of the fact that nerds are not better people than popular bullies. They simply lack the social capital that would enable them to accumulate power and wield it tyrannically. These two have proven to be as hideously ugly on the inside as they were on the outside: they led debauched lifestyles thanks to the money they stole from the many people whose lives they've ruined, and won't have to pay any consequences beyond public humiliation, because they have powerful political connections. That is just awful.

And yes, they both look like rotting dog turds.

She looks as though she was sketched out by the Dutch artist Chris Berens, yet in a hurry.

[quote] He’s no prize either.

The grand tragedy of gender. A hideous man with billions is indeed a prize.

It's the other curse of Eve.

Can I stand next to her -- permanently?

I don’t think Bankman Fried is ugly. I’m not saying he’s attractive - he’s gross. But he’s gross because he’s fat and sloppy. The raw materials aren’t bad.

She got dealt a very bad hand. But she’s not trying, either.

Lena Dunham is a dumpy woman with nothing bright or pretty about her, but no horrible features. Dunham seems to intentionally make herself look worse. These two are just pigs.

There is a middle ground between Kardashian-level attempts at appearance enhancement and Caroline Ellison. And, for someone with her resources, the minimum standard should be a decent hairstyle and good dental work.

R3, I’m dying. Love you.

R7 is a complete cunt. Marry me?

Has there ever been a more homely woman? Yes, Sam's mother

God is fair. It gives her brains and money but takes her look

"Has their ever been" an OP so stupid he doesn't know the proper form of "There"?

Well, she chose the perfect eyeglasses to complete the look.

She looks like Peter Lorre, or an animated worm

He must be into bestiality.

I went to college with a woman who looked just like this, except for the glasses. She ended up marrying a physics professor. She was also very religious, and they have four or five kids.

R23- LOL 😂

That photo looks like a Renaissance painting, doesnt? Like she is so homely it doesnt quite seem possible that she is living in modern times.

She looks like TOBY a non binary who appeared on the Sally Jesse Raphael show back in 1989.

Chelsea Clinton

"I think you would be ashamed to be Charlotte Vale! Miss Charlotte Vale!"

Where's Dr. Jaquith when you need him?

I have a straight guy friend who once told me he is "attracted to the unconventional." He is Ivy-League educated, successful, charming, and wealthy, and could easily have partnered with someone attractive; but instead, he is married to a rather unfortunate-looking woman.

There's no accounting for taste.

People talk about smash and grab thieves, but these two stole 9 billion bucks , and they aren't called animals. But rather, why did they do it? The world is bananas

I think the non binary from The Last of Us should portray her in the inevitable film

She should move to England. If she got a decent dress and some blush she’d be at LEAST as attractive as Rose Hanbury. And that crow bagged a prince.

She looks like she's related to Rachel Dratch

[italic]Hell hath no fury like a midget scorned.

She looks amazing!!

The resemblance is truly uncanny.

Definitely looks like a fetal alcohol baby.

Unfortunate thing. Even her philtrum makes her look like she has a Hitler mustache.

Rachel Dratch looks nice, though. She has good skin, pretty eyes, groomed brows. smooth glossy medium brown hair, and her teeth are small, but it doesn’t took as though her parents skipped braces.

I see the resemblance, but Ellison looks like Rachel Dratch’s sister with a chromosome disorder.

She also looks a lot like Queen Elizabeth, as someone else already pointed out. But worse.

She and Elizabeth Holmes need to become pen pals. Their boyfriends done ‘em wrong, their hairdressers were clearly working for the enemy. They would understand one another.

[quote]I see the resemblance, but Ellison looks like Rachel Dratch’s sister with a chromosome disorder.

This made me spit out my coffee.

Can someone with the FaceSwap app please faceswap her as:

Roxie Hart

Sandy from Grease

Lea Michelle

I’m getting Miss Prissy vibes.

This is the face of a perpetrator of "wokeness," cancel culture, and pronoun identification...........

Can anyone imagine them having sex? Would anyone want to?

The Ample Community stands in solidarity with the Facially Challenged and condemns your mockery.

She should get a pair of flattering eyeglasses, pluck the eyebrows, and go to a stylist. The hair is a disaster! Makeup will work wonders. She should get classic wardrobe, too.

A billionaire's love is a special kind of love

There is a subset of women (and men -- it's possibly a larger subset of men) who really have no fucks to give about their appearance.

I wonder what Joan Rivers would've made of her.

R63 wins

Sam Bankman-Fried, with the money he had, could have landed an available, glamorous lady with political power who knows how to please a man.

Hey Sam, I'll let you feel my tits!

OP Paging Lens! They always cast up in looks from the real person so Ms. Dunham will gain another Emmy!

OP Have you never been homely? Have you never tried?

Imagine when the casting notice for this role goes out. Actresses all over LA will be afraid to check their e-mail.

That said, they’ll probably cast Kaitlyn Devers. An upgrade.

🦎 person

Margot Robbie in glasses and a fat suit. Oscar catnip

Is r78 Eugenia Cooney? Fat suit?

Look at the sketch the courtroom artist did. LOL.

She looks like she has Angelman syndrome

Oh r80 the sketch artist doesn’t like her at all…

We accept her! We accept her!

The sketch looks very much like this.

I’M MELLLLTTTINNGG

"You're a wizard Harr- I mean, Caroline!"

She looks a lot like my sister-in-law.

Yes.

Has anyone commented on her moustache? It's pretty bad on that shrunken head.

When economists mate.

The mother.

The father.

(1) Bangs (2) Nose job (3) Shape brows (4) New glasses (5). Makeup

(6). Paper bag.

He chose someone low flying and compliant. If wants the untouchable blond he can order out. Though, not anymore.

I screamed aloud when I saw the picture at OP.

Are we sure she's not the Babadook?

I think r94 nails it. Unattractive women often have low self-esteem and will put up with more. Also, as a straight friend once told me, they tend to be better in the sack, because they feel they have to work harder to keep him happy.

R96- Homos always say good looking guys are lousy in bed 🛌 because lots of guys are attracted to them but unattractive guys will be good in the sack because they’re grateful for the sex.

r97 my first serious lover was not very attractive, and he also had no idea how to satisfy a man. But on the other hand, the best lover I ever had was only ho-hum in the looks department.

Lol r95!!

Her parents aren't that attractive but I don't see how their genes produced this.

I have a friend who only goes for the ugly guys. He's not handsome, but in no way ugly. He says that the sex is voracious.

I'd say it's a mixed bag, r101.

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep They just lie there and they die there

Are you warm, are you real, Mona Lisa? Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art?

Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa

She has a PhD in math from Stanford, so she's not dumb.

No, she doesn’t. She has an undergraduate degree. But I don’t think anyone is arguing that she isn’t smart.

r105: Ugh, I totally had a brain fart at r104. Apologies. She reminds me of a PhD I know (although not in math), so that may explain the confusion.

She's not hideous like paper bag material. The typical "Mousy" description would fit.

She looks like she would clean up ok with the right styling and clothes.

[quote]She's not hideous like paper bag material.

She’s not paper bag material. She needs a burlap sack over that monster face.

Shelley Duvall was quite pretty compared to her.

Poor Shelley.

It could just a poor lighting and a bad angle.

This is a slight improvement. And I do mean slight. The picture at OP is a terrible angle, but the camera is not her friend.

It could be worse, though. She could be FAT!

She makes the young Hillary Clinton look like Cindy Crawford in comparison.

I used to know someone who looked like that. Last I head she had taken up pole dancing as a hobby. I have nightmares about it.

The textbook example of the expression “don’t flush it it has eyes!”

ABORT ABORT ABORT!

CHUCK IT DOWN THE PAN!

Threads like these keep me coming back to DL

r112 OMG! We've finally found someone else FROM NORTH!

She definitely takes after her mother (r90), although she seems to have inherited the worst genes from both parents

She was born with a coat hanger in her ear.

"Yes, she looks like a dehydrated apple”

The oldest living victim of progeria....

R116 kisses

Also, she looks like a rat from NIMH.

She was an ugly child, too.

She is tiny with big boobs. That counts for a lot with straight guys. They can deal with the fact that she’s a pin head

Straight men are not picky, especially about the women they fuck.

Kill her mommie…kill her!

R67 True. She needs to make an effort. Contact lenses. A different cut. Make up. She can do better than that. That middle part is pure laziness.

I'm her father, and I can vow for the jugs

Was she granted immunity?

This reminds me ... when I was around 12, I participated in an arts summer camp. Two of the other participants were stepsisters, and they were both very unfortunate looking, although they bore no resemblance to each other whatsoever. One day, one of them remarked, "People have told us we look like real sisters!" At the time, all I could think was, "Dear, they're shading you, because the only thing you have in common is horrendous unattractiveness."

Even at 12 you were a bitch R130.

True r131. Or a DLer-in-training.

The Babbadook has class

She looks like a gnome.

Those aren't her parents above. Those are Bankman-Fried's parents.

Wealthy people have a hard time investing in a loser nowadays, everything is traceable now.

Sam would try to hang the whole thing on her, so I’m sure she and other executives were granted immunity so prosecutors would have full access to all the correspondence between him.

I don’t think he did it alone, his parents hold some culpabitilty, but also they need to clearly define what he did wrong. The case will set precedence for the next dozen cases of bitcoin when the whole game finally goes belly up.

Like Madoff I’m also sure wealthy investors want to attach civil lawsuits to any institutions that helped prop up Sam’s house of cards.

Stop with the pictures! Just accept that everyone involved in this saga is hideous as all fuck.

Those are her parents R135

R46, the 1st part of the Sally Jesse Raphael, “TOBY” episode you referenced.

Lens is almost pretty in comparison

85% of Lens's problem is styling. She always picks the most atrocious, unflattering things to wear.

The more clothes, unflattering or not, on Lens the better.

Lens actually has good features. I can see how one could find her attractive.

To find Caroline Ellison attractive, I think, one would have to be attracted to the "conventionally unattractive."

[quote]To find Caroline Ellison attractive, I think, one would have to be blind.

Fixed.

When you're poking in the fire, you're not focused on the mantel!

True r142

R1, we rarely name our children “Carol or Caroline” it’s too goyish

[quote]she looks like a dehydrated apple

I'm stealing this!