Who molested Lorna Luft?

I was molested

Ethel Merman, in the breakfast nook, with a candlestick

I confess -- it was me.

I don't get the joke either, OP, and obviously neither do R1, 2, or 3.

OMG! IT WASN'T LORNA!!!!

I like blue.

I like blue and wasn't molested.

Ein Ballon.

Ein Luftballon to be more specific.

Der Wasserballon was out of town at the time.

I've Googled this several times and the only reference to Lorna Luft getting molested links right back to DL. The other thing that comes up is Faux News articles referencing Sid Luft dishing about how munchkins molested Judy Garland while on set for TWOZ.

Well then you are lost, R9!

Lovely Lorna Luft

left little folk fondling Lahr

while big sister Judy laughed

it wasn’t her pubic hair

I never got the “I like blue” reference. I’ve been here forever and must have missed the thread(s).

I've never understood either the Lorna or the Joey meme, and I've been here since 2002.

Surely some of you read, "Me And My Shadows". Was there any mention of diddling?

R14 I read it. She wrote about the family pediatrician who always made her and Joey take off all their clothes and lie naked for no reason. She never called it molesting though and I have no idea if that's even where the meme came from. I can't remember anything about Joey liking blue.

I asked about "I like blue" and was told it refers to his supposedly having Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a result of Judy drinking during her pregnancy with him (and only him, apparently) though there's no definitive proof she did.

Joey had a slow, halting way of talking in interviews. I don't think it's FAS but there is something childlike about him.

I'm surprised that unlike most DL memes, no one so far has been able to point back to something in particular that spurred these memes on.

Cuz Joey is a ‘tard.

Joey seems all right when you see him interviewed, just very dull.

King Kong stopped the rain. King Kong molested Lorna Luft.

***kisses doll***

I also like the shapes that aren't circles!

A bouganvillea vine.

JE SUIS LORNA

I thought it was just me.

Who didn’t?

R3 is no Monty Cliff

I pick my nose.

She wash moleschted!

Mr. Furley

A man touched Mean Sissy in her no no place.

Wherever it came from "I was molested' is a DL meme. Posters need to stop fucking with it. You don't alter the meme or it's not a MEME anymore. They are stand alones:

I don't know her

Jessica eye roll

Mary!

Sure, Jan

Lorna should’ve told them this….

Lorna was molested by Mr. Bullhorn.

Colonel Mustard, with the candle stick, in the drawing room

R28 Clift

R36, sweetie? Do better.