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Jack Schlossberg "Safety Third"

Jack spells out his priorities on Twitter. Given how many tragedies have befallen his family, you would think safety would be pretty important.

He's going to drown in the Hudson after he falls from one of those paddle boards isn't he?

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by Anonymousreply 30October 4, 2023 3:41 AM

Hopefully he doesn’t try for his pilot’s license.

by Anonymousreply 1October 3, 2023 3:10 PM

[quote]And style, also important.

Did Caroline produce any straight kids?

by Anonymousreply 2October 3, 2023 3:15 PM

Well, you can't really blame him for following his family's official motto.

by Anonymousreply 3October 3, 2023 3:18 PM

This is probably a reaction to the feedback he gets on his Insta page, however, I doubt this guy does much that Mother doesn't approve first. I think he's kind of a weirdo, but he gets credit for publicly slagging RKR Jr, so there's that.

by Anonymousreply 4October 3, 2023 3:22 PM

I love his snarky attitude. No fucks to give.

by Anonymousreply 5October 3, 2023 3:25 PM

Tempting…

by Anonymousreply 6October 3, 2023 3:27 PM

[quote]I love his snarky attitude. No fucks to give.

Do ya think? The more he socials the more I see a spoiled man-boy, aided and abetted by mummy. No fucks to give would be better, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 7October 3, 2023 3:29 PM

Kennedys have never been big on safety, ask Uncle Ted, Uncle John John, cousin Robert...

by Anonymousreply 8October 3, 2023 3:39 PM

Brains, either, because as pointed out, you'd think family history would warm them up about taking care.

by Anonymousreply 9October 3, 2023 3:40 PM

I was going to marry Joe Kennedy Junior but he died because he wasn't safe. Mother says he's dodged a bullet but I don't agree what happened to Jack would have happened to Joe Jr. Mother says that's not what she's talking about.

by Anonymousreply 10October 3, 2023 3:46 PM

He sounds like a douchebag

by Anonymousreply 11October 3, 2023 4:12 PM

Douching comes fourth.

by Anonymousreply 12October 3, 2023 4:20 PM

If Jack offers you a lift take the bus.

by Anonymousreply 13October 3, 2023 4:33 PM

How much money is left in the Kennedy family trust?

by Anonymousreply 14October 3, 2023 5:31 PM

[quote]How much money is left in the Kennedy family trust?

$27.89. The first of the month was 3 days ago so after rent there just isn't much leftover. I'll have to hock another string of pearls just to put food on the table.

by Anonymousreply 15October 3, 2023 5:36 PM

He got in to Yale. He must be very smart.

by Anonymousreply 16October 3, 2023 5:37 PM

WTF? Safety third? Did he run that by Mommy before posting that?

What exactly does this Nepo Baby do all day besides paddling on the Hudson and ranting on Tiktok or Twitter or IG? Seriously, didn't he graduate from Harvard Law School recently and pass the bar? Is he working for a law firm? Looking for "suitable employment"?

If he (or Caroline) has any hope for a possible political career for him in the future, he needs to watch these idiotic statements before they come back to bite him in the ass.

R2-Isnt one of his sisters married to a guy (not that that means anything)? Are we totally, absolutely, positively, beyond a shadow of a doubt certain he's gay? Wouldn't one of his boyfriends (or tricks) have surfaced by now? Are they all being paid off to keep their mouths shut?

If he is gay, why won't he come out? Is he seriously worried that it might affect a potential political career?

With all the out gay appointed and elected politicians, I honestly don't believe that's an issue anymore. Didn't Chasten's hubby do fairly well in some of Primaries despite being gay? I thought they took some polls when he was running that showed the majority of the electorate didn't consider being gay a negative anymore?

by Anonymousreply 17October 3, 2023 6:04 PM

cum guzzling is sixth.

by Anonymousreply 18October 3, 2023 6:19 PM

What's to come out for? He hardly seems the type to sustain a relationship.

by Anonymousreply 19October 3, 2023 7:29 PM

Tool Man child.

by Anonymousreply 20October 3, 2023 8:35 PM

R19-Gee, how about "honesty", "integrity", "self-respect" and "dignity", or don't those qualities apply to Kennedys?

If he is really gay and he chooses to remain closeted, what does that say about how he truly feels about being gay? That it's something to conceal and be ashamed of.

Again, if he thinks he will ruin any possible future in politics by coming out, I think he's under a huge misapprehension. He actually might score more votes by coming out and being honest and true to any potential voters, but more importantly, to himself.

by Anonymousreply 21October 3, 2023 8:35 PM

R19 = closet case

by Anonymousreply 22October 3, 2023 8:39 PM

You're reading me wrong re. R19. I meant when politicians come out these days its typically with a little spouse to flout. Schlossberg doesn't have to come out. He just seems to be a bat out of hell doing his thing. From what we've seen of him he seems so hyper and self-satisified, that's why I couldn't imagine him sustaining a relationship. Even if somebody could nail him down who could put up with him? Granted, all based on how he comes across, with no real insight into who he is. But fair to say there doesn't seem to be much substance there?

R22, I'm not even going to snark back. You have no basis for asserting that, you're wrong, and it's about the worst thing one gay person can try to use against another gay person, so I'm just glad I don't know you in real life because you're obviously not a very good person.

by Anonymousreply 23October 3, 2023 8:47 PM

Blow it out your pompous ass, R23. The worst thing a gay person can do to another gay person is defend the closet, so right back atcha, hon.

by Anonymousreply 24October 3, 2023 8:59 PM

We got this far and no one posted a pic or clip of him?

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by Anonymousreply 25October 4, 2023 2:10 AM

[quote] The more he socials

R7 Let's don't, dear.

by Anonymousreply 26October 4, 2023 2:13 AM

Good to hear. When I get him into bed, there will be no condoms involved.

by Anonymousreply 27October 4, 2023 2:21 AM

The promiscuity of a gay Kennedy would truly be epic.

by Anonymousreply 28October 4, 2023 3:27 AM

Oh, R24, you are the human version of menstrual cramps.

by Anonymousreply 29October 4, 2023 3:30 AM

I got some autopsy photos and a home movie this kid should see from Dallas, TX in November 1963 if he wants to know why safety shouldn’t be third.

I guess the Jew daddy made him stupid.

by Anonymousreply 30October 4, 2023 3:41 AM
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