Wow, Joseph Baena is looking good!

I used to think he was fugly when he was younger, but Joseph definitely grew into his looks.

And that body is..... amazing.

Check out his ass at the end of the video clip.

Arnold’s love child is looking good

The video clip is very impressive. Total stud.

DAMN!

Yummy!

Is he positioning himself as another nepo-influencer?

At least this one has a hot ass.

He looks good for an orangutan.

Patrick needs a lesson or two from his bro bro.

Butt pic from the video.

I don't like men with too many muscles.

There's always a Debbie Downer in the crowd.

I'd watch a flip-fuck between him and Steve Grand.

He is thick in ALL the right places. If Terminator is rebooted, he’s their guy.

R12 surely you jest —it would be your death just trying to get Steve out of his sling!

Ok R14, maybe a flip-fisting session.

He seems like a cool guy. He went to college, has a regular job but is trying out acting.

Assuming Joseph is straight, he should be able to land himself an A-lister for a wife.

I had no idea he was on Dancing With the Stars.

Its really easy to like him, on top of the whole sexy thing, he seems to have a really great personality

[quote] If Terminator is rebooted, he’s their guy.

Or a sexy cop.

Quite big tits.

[quote] If Terminator is rebooted, he’s their guy.

Joe seems to like Westerns.

He did a "concept" photo shoot for his acting portfolio.

However, you're right.

Joseph should be practicing his acting right now, for the role of Terminator.

If they ever decide to re-make the movie, he'll be ready for it.

One thing is for sure, this kid really likes to play dress up.

Put a bag on it then 10 out of 10

I'm fine with Joseph's pleasant peasant face.

At least he won’t end up as Skelator like his siblings.

He's DAMN FINE. Yes please.

Pumping Iron homage.

Fugly.

The body is beautiful, but he has inherited both Arnold's Australopithecus features and his mother's gorilla face. He can probably build a nice little acting career for himself if he relies on his father's contacts, but he will have a difficult time becoming a leading man with that ugly mug... Then again, if Arnold could...

He’s nothing compared to his half-brother Patrick. I just got done watching Generation V and Patrick is absolutely gorgeous (and confident enough to rock chest and back hair). Joseph is a troll who is determined to monetize his conception.

Chest and back hair? I've seen Patrick shirtless in many photos (as he's papped a lot) and he's never presented as super hirsute. Not completely hairless at all, but not a very hairy guy.

Joseph and Patrick are both hot as hell. They both got the best genetics from their father and mothers. Their siblings unfortunately got the genes that no one wants.

Damn, he's fine as hell.

Thank god he’s got his father to advise him on cycling his steroids.

I like the fact that his very muscular but clearly isn't doing steroids. I can't stand it when muscle guys look like every drop of liquid in their bodies has been extracted.

R10 = the fat half-brother.

R35, he’s a professional realtor, starting an acting career by taking acting classes, and has time to maintain a body builder’s body?

Complete and utter bullshit.

r37 dont be a hater

I know lots of realtors and they all work 24/7. None are bodybuilders OR doing acting classes.

One of the three things he says he does is a lie.

Hot as fuck. I'm a sucker for a great body with an odd face. He'd be perfect if he put on 20lbs and became a little closer to fit fatty.

R9 I love the tan lines under the bathing suit!

He’s cute.

He really inherited his body type and looks from Arnold.

ALL his other kids look like Shriver, except for the fatty.

Kid clearly has been eating his emotions for decades.

I like this kid because he has a sense of humor, and God knows he needs it with the, uh, interesting family situation he's in.

I’d eat his ass.

How I wish his strudel was more bountiful.

Jesus, he took after Arnold. When was the last time you saw a Mexican, even half-Mexican, with a flat ass!

R42 - the fatty isn't a fatty anymore - he's actually looking quite good lately.

Christopher has lost a lot of weight. He has a handsome face.

Ozempic? He was huge for a while.

Christopher should write a tell-all diet book: "Total Recall, Total Low Cal: How I Finally Lost 60 Pounds After Growing Up Fat With Celebrity Parents and Skinny Siblings and How You Can Too!!!"

That Hispanic heritage will definitely help him in trying for a superhero part or action movie.

You know Maria hates him.

Christopher looks great at R48.

His upper body looks strange in the pic in OP.

[quote] You know Maria hates him.

If she does she is a vile witch. Joseph had no choice in the matter. No one would hate her for disliking his mother, but don't take it out on an innocent kid.

26 isn't late 20s.

That ass is remarkably edible

Joseph and Patrick can both look good but in different lanes. Patrick is cute or handsome but kind of a milquetoast fils a papa look.

It's hard for me to like Patrick because he has all the advantages, and uses them.

He's the son of a famous actor and a Kennedy.

He's gorgeous, tall, great body, beautiful girlfriend, rich, and has lots of friends and family..

Joseph had none of that, yet he's still trying to make it on his own.

I have a feeling that Maria ordered Arnold to stay away from Joseph and not help him in Hollywood. She might even have ordered him to blackball Joseph, when it comes to getting acting jobs.

Meanwhile, Patrick has a budding acting career with "Gen V," probably thanks to dear old dad.

It's such a stark contrast between Arnold's two kids.

So I'm rooting for Joseph, because Patrick already has every single advantage that a person could ever have.

Is he gorgeous, though? He's cute. He has a lopsided face, droopy eye, like a stroke victim.

Did he have Zika?

Patrick seems strange. In R48 he looks like he's holding on for dear life. If you zoom in he looks quite common.

R1 You thought a child was "Fugly"? Classy.

My Grandma always said, "a baby will daddy itself." Meaning - stray kids always end up looking just like their father. I'm not sure how Maria could not have known.

I’m rooting for him because Arnold’s kids, aside from Patrick, ignore him. And it’s not like they don’t know him, he grew up with them.

He turned out to be the favored child and I know it makes them mad and I say let them seethe.

He can get it ever day of the week, twice on Sunday.

She’s gay as the day is long, but will “grow out of” her downlow bi experimental phase when her hormones cool down, and find a nice bi-Lezzie with Daddy Issues - who is asexual, for a lavender marriage to help in playing International Action Star.

“Daddy, Daddy…! Watch me twirl!!!”

Fag!

He has a great body but not so great face-

R66 who passed the gay gene?

Hot and humble. I hope he surpasses every one of his half siblings (which won't be too hard, because they're all talentless and lazy). I'm rooting for Joe to make it big.

R58, I strongly doubt that Arnold would care about Maria Shriver's opinion regarding this, or any other matter. He is extremely wealthy, was the governor of California and has had a very successful film career. He doesn't need her at all (at least, not anymore) and, while the tension with his other children regarding the circumstance's of Joseph's birth may be uncomfortable for him, he's clearly happy in his life.

Joseph will do fine, even if he has inherited Arnold's limited talent and ugly face. As for Patrick, he has had every opportunity imaginable at his disposal, his parents gave him a fortune to invest in several businesses by the time he was 18 and yet, he has chosen to go the model/actor/influencer nepo-baby route? All I can say is that Australopitharnold and Angry Leprechaun Shriver haven't done a very good job as parents.

I would eat that ass until I got to his small intestines. Then I would titty fuck him.

R73 is hungry for Austrian-Mexican amoebas

[quote]I have a feeling that Maria ordered Arnold to stay away from Joseph and not help him in Hollywood.

They’re divorced. How would she make him do anything?

Well a gal's got to eat

Patrick is gay as a goose. He was deflowered by Taylor Lautner.

I'm not gay!

Based on OP's photo, I'd say Joseph is used to taking it up the butt

I agree with R79. Arnold has at least two gay sons. I wonder how he feels about that?

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Hate to say this, but Joseph could play Andre the Giant in a biopic- it would be a great vehicle for him.

Is Joseph tall? Arnold was shorter than I thought. I don’t think he was 6’.

Well he'll never be as tall as Andre, but he has the face and physique.

[quote]Hate to say this, but Joseph could play Andre the Giant in a biopic

He's a bit short for that, unless they fill out the cast with dwarves.

No-neck

Hemorrhoids, all weightlifters have them.

He's grown into a good looking guy & I agree that you can't help but root for him given the behavior of Maria & her legitimate spawn, but in my experience, body build types are insufferable and self-obsessed to an almost pathological degree. Yes, he's no doubt playing up the old man, but still. He'd probably be better off getting some nondescript job and staying out of the weird LA fishbowl

For Joseph’s sake, Arnold had better have an airtight will and/or trust.

[quote] Hemorrhoids, all weightlifters have them.

R73 might be into that.

I hired his mom to mop the floor, vacuum, and do anything else that needed doing. That's how we ended up with Joseph.

Does Joseph have a Big One?

Isn't he from Arnold fucking the help? Yikes.

R48 The Kennedy genes are freakishly strong. Maybe Rose & Joe were related.

I wonder if Joseph is uncut? We've all seen Arnold's dick, not bad, not huge, but uncut.

Maria is getting that Kennedy dog face as she ages

I can't decide on Joseph's hotness until I hear him say the line: "Get back to the choppah!"

He's got a beautiful body of a big man.....

....and Mariah Carey's face

I can understand why Arnold would sleep around on Maria. I mean, how many times can a man penetrate his wife in lust and immediately hit bone. It's got to hurt.

I've told this story before, but it's applicable here as we're talking about Maria. A neighbor worked at Maria's Brentwood store called Room With a View, now closed. She said Maria was a terror, always screaming, even in front of the customers. She said that when the white Mercedes pulled up and the door slammed, you knew there would be nonstop screaming for an hour or more. Because she treated these workers like shit, she could only imagine how she treated the domestics. As such, Joe's mom must have simply loved having that secret. Maria treats her like scum and all the time, she's fucking her husband.

Patrick Schwarzenegger reminds me of DJT Jr. Something in the way he smiles. Yuck.

Looking good in a speedo.

[quote] Maria Shriver

Cunt!

[quote] in my experience, body build types are insufferable and self-obsessed to an almost pathological degree

They're cavemen.

[quote] She said Maria was a terror, always screaming, even in front of the customers. She said that when the white Mercedes pulled up and the door slammed, you knew there would be nonstop screaming for an hour or more. Because she treated these workers like shit, she could only imagine how she treated the domestics.

Which makes the fact that Maria's maid had Arnold's love child, even more delicious.

It's the ultimate humiliation for a woman like that.

I could just imagine the shrieking, when Maria found out about the affair. "HOW COULD YOU??? AND WITH THAT GUATEMALAN MAID??? I'M HUMILIATED!!!!!"

Tee hee hee.

Even worse, she's not even attractive.

It's true, straight men will fuck anything. The maid is definitely not the kind of woman you'd think someone like Arnold would have gone for. She must've had some GOOD puss.

The maid's biggest attraction was probably the fact that he didn't cut himself on her face. A little cushion for the pushin'.

And how humiliating that Joseph is so clearly Arnold's fave over her sons.

The water must have been cold.

R105, And under Maria’s roof, to boot.

Arnold saw an immigrant fighter like himself in the maid. Maria looks like a constipated hawk.

Maria looks particularly hideous lately

R112, She’s definitely her mother’s daughter.

Yikes! She doesn't need a Halloween costume.

I'm sure I'll get a lot of disagreements but he's the only Arnold boy that pings off the charts for me. You all do know how Arnold met Maria don't you?

I would’ve fucked 90’s Arnie in a heartbeat. Now, I’d do Joseph for sure! Not handsome, but cute enough and with a great smile.

They met at a tennis match, correct?

The body is just off the fucking charts. IMO he's in between fit fat and bodybuilder. He's got nearly the muscles of a bodybuilder but with a natural amount of fat over them. He's not grossly vascular. Perfect for me. I like the titties and ass to bounce a little.

Both those women look like those apple head dolls you see around Halloween.

He got his dad's beast genetics.

I hope he stays away from the tattoos.

Those sexy Kennedy sisters!!!

Nice picture of a young Eunice

He’s got a face for a paper sack and bod for sin!

Patrick recently hit the wall aesthetically and now he’s shilling protein bars with nightmare mother. The Estate Tax above $5 million needs to be 90% again.

Yeah, I saw that Instagram Patrick has. It sounds so generic. "Made by neuroscientist" 6 bars for 24 bucks?! What a lame-0

How that family has fallen… from the Presidency to shilling shitty diet snack bars on the streets. SAD.

I thought that was the late Totie Fields attending a 1970 bra-burning party on some beach (?).

What I like about Joseph's face is that it's a bit of a quirky one. Maybe not classically handsome, but he's got a nice smile with good teeth, nice hair.. I prefer that type of face over your average pretty boy.

I would like to see a reality show where he and Patrick get into a cat fight.

OP, is this “Joseph Baena” of whom you speak hiding behind that sea lion in the foreground?

I'm guessing Baena could be twee little Patrick into the ground like. tent pole, not just because he's bigger & stronger, but also didn't grow up in such a pampered environment. I wonder what the story is with the youngest one, Christopher. Aside from a weight problem (which seems surprising given how controlling & superficial his mother is), he seemed a bit "off".

He's cute. And he looks a lot better than his father did at that age

He's muscular, athletic, and fit (Great looking arse).

His father always looked plastic.

Did somebody say he should play Andre the Giant?

Young Arnold was muscular and hot. Joseph inherited that gene more than any of his other sons.

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No one ever described Arnold as well hung.

Looks good to me!

ewwww

Arnold was on Howard Stern this morning. They had the guy who does the excellent Arnold impersonation on afterward, but it would have been cool if they'd had him call in during the interview.

Woof.

And not in a good way.

More like "send it to the dog pound."

Wasn't there some story about the action in the sauna at Golds gym during its heyday and Arnold getting blow jobs from guys?

R145 that’s the real story

Wetback!

Maria should bang the maid’s hot crotchfruit! That’d show em all.

Ewww R148! No crotchfruit would wanna bang that dried fruit.

Patrick is the pretty one, or at least he was.

Patrick is the pretty one. He was pretty like a doll. Boring. Joseph looks interesting and fun. I’d choose Joseph despite his unpretty face.

The ass is gooood, that’s what I like better anyway.

Damn it, I guess Joseph is straight and taken. The DM has an article and pics today of him with his girlfriend of four years, Nicky Dodaj.