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Does anyone remember Paul Lynde?

Some of my favorite quotes:

I'm Liberace without a piano.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

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by Anonymousreply 38October 1, 2023 12:35 PM

I remember him on Hollywood Squares and Bewitched. He had a mean vibe. As a kid, I found him scary, not funny.

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2023 7:50 PM

He looks like Eve Arden in that photo.

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by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2023 7:50 PM

I knew Paul was gay, even before I knew what the word gay meant. My mom said he was a 'confirmed bachelor'. When I said I wanted to become a confirmed bachelor, my dad spanked me... until, I told him I liked it.

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2023 7:58 PM

No, no one on Datalounge, a site comprised of 60-something gay men with encyclopedic knowledge of 70s pop culture, has ever heard of him.

by Anonymousreply 4September 30, 2023 7:59 PM

R4 Oh, sweetie! It is amazing how much people don't know, remember or have blocked out of their minds.

by Anonymousreply 5September 30, 2023 8:02 PM

I loved him on Hollywood Squares:

Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?

Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment.

Peter Marshall: In "Alice in Wonderland", who kept crying "I'm late, I'm late?"

Paul Lynde: Alice, and her mother is sick about it.

Peter Marshall: What is a pullet?

Paul Lynde: A little show of affection...

by Anonymousreply 6September 30, 2023 8:11 PM

There have been at least three major threads on him in 2023 alone. Don’t type stupid Op.

by Anonymousreply 7September 30, 2023 8:13 PM

I dont really remember him, he was just a bit before my time and also less well known down under, sounds like he would have been fun though

by Anonymousreply 8September 30, 2023 8:29 PM

Darling, this is DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 9September 30, 2023 8:37 PM

He was before my time, too, but through the magic of reruns I got to know his humor. A truly a funny guy.

by Anonymousreply 10September 30, 2023 8:38 PM

Funny until he wasn’t. A mean, racist drunk.

by Anonymousreply 11September 30, 2023 8:56 PM

Actually, he was a raging alcoholic, racist and anti-Semite.

After two drinks, all his hate would come out.

by Anonymousreply 12September 30, 2023 9:02 PM

[quote] There have been at least three major threads on him in 2023 alone. Don’t type stupid Op. —PhilSpencer

Oh, shut up, Phil. There are major threads on everyone. Get over it!

by Anonymousreply 13September 30, 2023 9:07 PM

So sorry, never met him personally, let alone when he was drunk. Just as funny guy. Guess none of you ever got drunk.

by Anonymousreply 14September 30, 2023 9:35 PM

Billy should have done this and spared us Bros.

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by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2023 9:53 PM

I believe that he and Alice Ghostley were the same person.

by Anonymousreply 16September 30, 2023 10:30 PM

[quote]Actually, he was a raging alcoholic, racist and anti-Semite.

R12 Oh. That changes my view, thats sad. Messy queen

by Anonymousreply 17September 30, 2023 10:35 PM

Loved him since childhood.

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by Anonymousreply 18September 30, 2023 10:52 PM

He put a cigarette out on me at a bar in Columbus. Never cared for him after that.

by Anonymousreply 19October 1, 2023 2:40 AM

Possible murderer . . .

“On July 18, 1965, Lynde was involved in an incident in which a friend, another young actor, accidentally fell to his death from the window of their hotel room …

Davidson, 26, fell to his death after hanging off the balcony of Lynde's room at San Francisco's Sir Francis Drake hotel.”

by Anonymousreply 20October 1, 2023 3:02 AM

He was deluded enough to think he should have been a star rather than a supporting player. A little of him went a very long way and he was destined never to be a star.

by Anonymousreply 21October 1, 2023 3:02 AM

Rep 19: Perhaps that was his subtle way of telling you he thought you looked like an ashtray.

Lynde was good in small doses: Bewitched, Hollywood Squares, The Munsters. Got on my nerves in larger doses. Had own sitcom in the early 70s. Also played the father in Bye Bye Birdie. Memorable performance of the song "Kids" in that film

by Anonymousreply 22October 1, 2023 3:06 AM

All of his one liners on “Hollywood Squares” were written for him by a team of writers.

by Anonymousreply 23October 1, 2023 3:15 AM

R22 is a newbie. Welcome, you stupid whore!

by Anonymousreply 24October 1, 2023 3:18 AM

No one has mentioned The Paul Lynde Halloween Special with Betty White, Margaret Hamilton, Billy Barty, KISS, and Donny and Marie?

In one sketch he plays a butch trucker named "Big Red." It ends with Paul performing "Disco Lady."

It makes The Brady Bunch Variety Hour look like Masterpiece Theatre. I worship it.

by Anonymousreply 25October 1, 2023 3:23 AM

[quote]All of his one liners on “Hollywood Squares” were written for him by a team of writers.

What I thought of when reading R6. His delivery may have been funny, but he wasn't ad libbing.

by Anonymousreply 26October 1, 2023 3:23 AM

R25, It also had Roz “Pinky Tuscadero” Kelly.

by Anonymousreply 27October 1, 2023 3:24 AM

R26 . . .

“No one better embodied the raunchy but playful spirit of the show than regular panelist Paul Lynde, an actor and comic who found a whole new level of fame in middle age due to his appearances in the strategic center square. Lynde’s famous quips were actually crafted for him by a team of Hollywood Squares writers, but the Broadway and Bewitched star made them seem perfectly spontaneous, as if he were just making lively conversation at a cocktail party. Unlike virtually everyone else in television, Lynde could get away with making coded references to his barely concealed homosexuality and still make the housewives of America love him. One telling exchange occurs when Marshall poses this question: “Who’s generally better looking, a fairy or a pixie?” Lynde adopts an unnaturally deep voice and says, “Looks aren’t everything!”“

by Anonymousreply 28October 1, 2023 3:29 AM

"Paul, what do you call a cross between a horse and a mule that can't reproduce?"

"Barbara Stanwyck."

by Anonymousreply 29October 1, 2023 3:35 AM

The Dateline article keeps saying things like his humor seems "surprisingly groundbreaking for its time." Well, no, not really Millennial Reporter -- his humor was completely OF its time, which in many was a much looser and funnier one than where we find ourselves at present. I understand the human bias of always seeing the past as wrong, or lesser, but the way younger generations also always assume the past was a monolithic straight-laced church picnic, despite filmed evidence of shenanigans and "blue" entertainment that go all the way back to silent 1890s Edison Nickelodeon shorts, always baffles me.

And yes the real block to his career was not being gay (that was actually his bread and butter) but the fact that he was perfect as a comedic support but never a lead.

by Anonymousreply 30October 1, 2023 3:36 AM

^This blow hard again?

by Anonymousreply 31October 1, 2023 3:41 AM

[quote]And yes the real block to his career was not being gay (that was actually his bread and butter) but the fact that he was perfect as a comedic support but never a lead.

Yes. Very much so. Much like Jackie Hoffman today. And like Jackie, Paul had one "persona" — a hilarious one, but still only one.

by Anonymousreply 32October 1, 2023 3:41 AM

[quote]All of his one liners on “Hollywood Squares” were written for him by a team of writers.

Oh my God, is this new news to anyone else? Did the New York Times do a story about that scandal. An actor having lines written for him? Quelle horreur!

by Anonymousreply 33October 1, 2023 3:45 AM

In the 1960s a twink he brought back to his hotel in San Franciso went flying off the balcony to his death.

by Anonymousreply 34October 1, 2023 3:53 AM

He had great comedic timing, which is a relatively rare commodity, even among comedians, and that gave some of his gags much more laugh value than their content would otherwise suggest.

One of my friends saw this sometime (I've never been able to find it on youtube) of him after a standup show in Las Vegas where a drunk heckler continually interrupted his act saying, "I don't get it". Lynde finished his act, and as he was leaving the venue in a limousine, the heckler was being loaded into a squad car by a policemen. Lynde rolled down the window and said, "Now you're gonna get it".

by Anonymousreply 35October 1, 2023 11:51 AM

R23, by a whole room full of rainbow parrots who never had to write for a naughty gay man being naughty in publick.

by Anonymousreply 36October 1, 2023 12:05 PM

The more I read about him, the less I like him. Like Jackie O or Sinatra.

by Anonymousreply 37October 1, 2023 12:12 PM

Show me any comedian and I’ll show you a deeply broken person. It’s a way of dealing with pain. The wittiest people on here must be the most damaged people in real life.

by Anonymousreply 38October 1, 2023 12:35 PM
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