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Nothing would be finer than to be in your vagina in the (bump bump)

Mo-o-or-ning.

Nothing would be sweeter than to have you suck my peter in the (bump bump)

Mo-o-or-ning.

If I had Aladdin's dick for only a day,

I'd rub it this way, rub it that way.

Here's what I'd say,

Nothing would be finer than to be in your vagina in the

MAAAH-AH-AHHHRRRRR-NING!

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2023 7:26 PM

On top of Spaghetti

All covered with blood,

I shot my poor teacher

With a 44 slug.

I went to her funeral,

I went to her grave.

Instead of throwing flowers

I threw hand grenades.

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2023 7:22 PM

Old Miss Riley

Going down the Delaware

Landed in th'electric chair

Burned off her underwear

And I doubt if

She'll ever get another pair

Many long daayyys agooooo.

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2023 7:24 PM

Ain't your mamma pretty?

She got meatballs on her titties

She got scrambled eggs between her legs

Ain't your mama pretty?

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2023 7:26 PM
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