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Do you light candles

While making love?

by Anonymousreply 20September 30, 2023 10:19 PM

Why yes, also fireworks

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2023 6:52 PM

First off, I don’t “make love”, I have sex, and secondly, no, those damn things reek.

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2023 6:58 PM

I'm afraid of making love because a young boy might drown while I'm doing it.

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2023 7:14 PM

R2 "I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love"

by Anonymousreply 4September 30, 2023 7:25 PM

R2 not every candle is scented, fool.

by Anonymousreply 5September 30, 2023 7:28 PM

Then what? I’ll be using candles as a heat source? Or did I forget to pay the light bill? Or do I just like having fire in various places in my room for no damn good reason?

by Anonymousreply 6September 30, 2023 7:59 PM

Just keeps ranting.

by Anonymousreply 7September 30, 2023 8:02 PM

I used to, until I realized they could still see the warts.

by Anonymousreply 8September 30, 2023 8:08 PM

I light candles sometimes after cooking fish indoors or for some reason when it's raining. The post-fish-cooking seems logical enough but I don't understand why I light them in the rain. It's weird. They're not the scented kind, I do use beeswax candles and they have a natural honey scent to them but it's subtle, not overpowering.

During sex? No.

by Anonymousreply 9September 30, 2023 8:10 PM

It’s supposed to be romantic while ,asking love by candlelight.

by Anonymousreply 10September 30, 2023 8:39 PM

R6 is a blithering idiot

by Anonymousreply 11September 30, 2023 8:40 PM

When your ex's place smells like dog shit and stale socks, I'm sure Yankee Candle Spiced Pumpkin would've improved something. 😓

by Anonymousreply 12September 30, 2023 8:47 PM

Sometimes I'll light candles before having sex, OP, but not during.

by Anonymousreply 13September 30, 2023 8:56 PM

In North?

by Anonymousreply 14September 30, 2023 9:03 PM

… is so moist! 😩

by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2023 9:15 PM

Only the Black Flame...

by Anonymousreply 16September 30, 2023 9:29 PM

I always laugh at movies or shows where a straight couple is getting busy and there's, like, 500 candles burning around them. How does that work? "Hey, honey, before we have sex let's spend an hour lighting all these candles!"

by Anonymousreply 17September 30, 2023 9:34 PM

My boyfriend and I enjoy lighting a few votive candles while we make love on my bear skin rug. This is after we’ve both filled our bellies with ham.

by Anonymousreply 18September 30, 2023 9:35 PM

Is making love like making whoopie, OP?

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by Anonymousreply 19September 30, 2023 10:06 PM

Hell no.

If you want a flame nearby, then the thing to do is go for a fireplace or campfire fuck!

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by Anonymousreply 20September 30, 2023 10:19 PM
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