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Straight People are so annoying

They think that shitting out crotchfruit is a major accomplishment, nevermind that the brats will be raised by an iPad, in between eating fast food. These nasty straights won’t be happy until the entire globe is covered in shopping strips with a Chick-Fil-A and a TJMAXX.

by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2023 10:13 AM

wow. you said a lot in that post OP.

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2023 6:50 PM

Oops, OP crossed out now.

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2023 6:55 PM

R2 just shows how many straight Fraus are here now

by Anonymousreply 3October 1, 2023 1:50 AM

I actually think that raising kids is indeed a major accomplishment. I'm pretty appreciative how well my parents raised their four kids. They had their flaws, but handling four is quite a lot. Even raising one can be quite daunting. So yes, quite an accomplishment.

by Anonymousreply 4October 1, 2023 1:56 AM

R4, OP said shitting out crotchfruit, not raising them. Big difference. I think OP is right that a lot of straights reproduce but don't really raise the kids--they just shove iPads at them from about age 2 on, the way our parents used TV as a babysitter.

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2023 2:56 AM

Being a parent is the hardest, most important job on earth!

Also, why can't I find a random neighborhood kid to babysit for three dollars an hour? It's a BABY! She's sleeping most of the time!

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2023 3:04 AM

We don'[t need no more stinkin' babies!

by Anonymousreply 7October 1, 2023 3:06 AM

Raising a child is hard work. So is maintaining a boat. So consider not buying a boat.

by Anonymousreply 8October 1, 2023 3:16 AM

I think some people do a great job of raising their children but most don’t. People need to realize that they don’t all need to have kids. It’s not a weekend hobby. Most people aren’t capable of being good parents and don’t understand how serious it is to have kids. Having kids isn’t an accomplishment but actually being a good parent is. Too many people are just arrogant about procreating.

by Anonymousreply 9October 1, 2023 3:32 AM

"Paul, what do you call a cross between a horse and a mule that can't reproduce?"

"Barbara Stanwyck."

by Anonymousreply 10October 1, 2023 3:35 AM

Men who like men know where it's at.

These other dizzy straight/bi/women-attracted people are where all of the problems and shit come into play.

by Anonymousreply 11October 1, 2023 3:36 AM

R2, what was tht, you cunt?

Say one more thing and I have a strong feeling that you won't be lasting here very long. :)

by Anonymousreply 12October 1, 2023 4:05 AM

I like the way OP thinks.

by Anonymousreply 13October 1, 2023 4:12 AM

Straight people can be nice but they're so bloody slow on the uptake! You have to explain things to them so fucking slowly!

by Anonymousreply 14October 1, 2023 4:28 AM

r9, you just described my parents. They were crazy religious and thought raising a family was what they were supposed to do to please god. They were married when they were really young and had never slept with anyone else before each other.

They were shitty parents to their four kids. Sometimes they were good...we had nice Christmases but mostly I remember them fighting constantly and my dad breaking and throwing dishes, then leaving for days with none of us sure he was ever coming home. Mom was ok as a mom...until she wasn't. She just wasn't capable of seeing past her religion for many things and they had a very violent and messy divorce.

My teenage years were just survival after she remarried an emotionally abusive alcoholic who kicked us all out of the house.

Now, my father has tried to off himself 4 times throughout my life. They never had money and never offered to help any of us financially...in fact, my mom and step dad borrowed money from my sister when she got student loans and never repaid her. My dad is old and saved nothing for retirement...then he had the gall to ask his kids for money. Parenting is not for everyone and most people should not be parents.

by Anonymousreply 15October 1, 2023 9:54 AM

R11's post =

Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love

by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2023 10:13 AM
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