This Song Goes so fkin Hard in the Paint

Is it a “bop”?

Is it a “whole mood”?

R1 It’s all of the above ho. All of that shit.

It goes?

Goes to the bathroom?

Boring.

It was a cruel summer for wildlife.

I'll stick with the more memorable "Cruel Summer" by Bananarama.

Oh great. My 14-year old niece has found DL

R5 😂 I know you aren’t being funny, it was just unexpected. And your right. Do you think we will ever do anything legitimately proactive towards climate change?

R7 That lil heffa’ got good taste then.

Taylor exists in a Bland Space. There is no there there.

Op is one cruel 12 year old

"Go hard in da Paint" ?

The oughts called. They want their slang back. And if OP is white, HOW VERY DARE HE!

Cancelled for appropriation!

I don't hate Taylor. At all. But how can anyone find this song anything other than bland? There's no pop hook that a prime Gaga might employ. There's no depth in lyric that a Phoebe Bridgers might employ. There's no bombastic gut punch that a Beyonce might employ.

It's just a totally forgettable song.

The lyrics are better than I first thought, and a lot better than they need to be for this kind of song

Fever dream high in the quiet of the night

You know that I caught it

Bad, bad boy

Shiny toy with a price

You know that I bought it Killing me slow, out the window

I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below

Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes

What doesn't kill me makes me want you more

And it's new, the shape of your body

It's blue, the feeling I've got

And it's ooh, whoa, oh

It's a cruel summer

It's cool, that's what I tell 'em

No rules in breakable heaven

But ooh, whoa oh

It's a cruel summer

With you

Hang your head low

In the glow of the vending machine

I'm not dying

You say that we'll just screw it up in these trying times

We're not trying

So cut the headlights, summer's a knife

I'm always waiting for you just to cut to the bone

Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes

And if I bleed, you'll be the last to know

Oh, it's new, the shape of your body

It's blue, the feeling I've got

And it's ooh, whoa, oh

It's a cruel summer

It's cool, that's what I tell 'em

No rules in breakable heaven

But ooh, whoa, oh

It's a cruel summer

With you

I'm drunk in the back of the car

And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh)

Said, "I'm fine, " but it wasn't true

I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you

And I snuck in through the garden gate

Every night that summer just to seal my fate (oh)

And I screamed for whatever it's worth

"I love you, " ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?

He looks up grinning like a devil

It's new, the shape of your body

It's blue, the feeling I've got

And it's ooh, whoa, oh

It's a cruel summer

It's cool, that's what I tell 'em

No rules, in breakable heaven

But ooh, whoa, oh

It's a cruel summer

With you

I'm drunk in the back of the car

And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh)

Said, "I'm fine, " but it wasn't true

I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you

And I snuck in through the garden gate

Every night that summer just to seal my fate (oh)

And I screamed for whatever it's worth

"I love you, " ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?

TLDR

Oh, no. Did that football player hurt her already? She’s quite the prolific poison pen poetess!

[quote]Hard in the Paint

[quote]mighta

You're a fucking retard.

Sometimes I go hard in the pants. But I keep my dick away from the paint, sensible fellow that I am.

Sorry, I don't speak Crazy Bitch.

Can anyone translate?

Better song of the summer from days of yore:

Frau CUNT OP sees 'hard in the paint' on Pinterest and it stirred up her long-dead ovaries.

Errybotty’s doin’ it, doin’ it, doin’ it!

Picking their nose and chewin’ it, chewin’ it, chewin’ it!

Looks like candy, but it’s not.

It’s good ol’ fashion yellow SNOT,

Yay!

Brent Ray Fraser goes hard in the paint (scroll down).

You can watch Brent go hard in the paint in NY this coming week. For performance dates, tickets and more info contact info@sohoprojectspace.com

The SoHo Project Space

127B Prince Street NYC

October 5 – 8, 2023