Tasteful Friends, feast your eyes on this historic Alabama Victorian

When the wet brain smooths down enough, I’m moving in.

Such brave use of paint.

1965!?

One day everyone will listen to me.

ew

Oh wow...

Looks like a tarted up drug den.

Looks like the perfect place for a chainsaw massacre.

That’s some serious Voodoo Mama Juju going on.

I assume that those paint colors were chosen to cover the blood spatters from the murders that happened there

I like the outside a lot. Fixed up it could be very nice.

Does it have lake access?

Jesus Christ, who was tripping on LSD and painted the kitchen?

Groovy baby!

Looks like they were in the middle of renovating when they were captured and carted away to the loony bin.

Seems overpriced.

Soon to be appearing on a very special Dateline.

Who would ever willingly move to a town with 109 households and around 250 people living there?

What's the opposite of curb appeal?

Alabama doesn't have any curbs! Curbs are a liberal m ind-control conspiracy, like street lights and gubmint time zones!

Could be salvaged. What kind of floors have recently been installed?

The only real problems with the house are paint and location. One is quite easy to fix.

Stairs are painted "Redrum Red."

That place has got bad Juju at every turn. No thank ye.

America doesn't really "do" Victorian gothic like our neighbors to the north or in Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa.

Our superiority is in the split level!

That is potentially a lovely home, some paint and wallpaper and the chandelier replaced in the blue room with the piano and it'd be transformed. The gardens actually need more work, it needs a lot of landscaping to present it at its best. The exterior could do with a repaint too. Kitchen and bathrooms are dated but functional, kitchen may be quite acceptable once painted and with new appliances

R2 1965 has got to be a typo, suspect it should be 1865 which would be about right for that style. Victorian Gothic was peaking around then. If it is a replica it is a very good one, although the roof is incorrect, its a modern but very practical and good quality product we know here as Coloursteel. I'd keep that as it isnt jarringly bad and it will do a fine job of protecting the house for decades.

It has terrific garaging too which is unusual for a home that age.

The only real problem is location. That is .... a problem

Below is the Mason-Dixon Line is a non-starter.

Do you have any idea what the neighbors would be like? Watch "Deliverance" and learn something.