Manhattan Socialite Queen turned PnP Kween on the run, hid out in 5-Star Hotels before going to Riker’s

I think she's fabulous.

Wow, quite a ride!

Interesting

I guess all the prison rapes got washed out of the story.

But I'm sure he was always a really nice person. Probably on DL, building community through understanding, patience and kindness, when he wasn't unfortunately incarcerated.

This is a well written article that maintained a linear timeline making it easy to follow along. Because it is published in the post, it is written on a third grade reading level and took no more than three minutes to read.

This subject received more than one lucky break in his life.

He was only in until he made bail R4. And it's pretty clear he was blowing Blitz.

Must be hard to freelance events again and be around the same people and same temptations. I wonder if he and Blitz are still in touch. As a gratitude thing.

Blitz’s Bottom Bitch

He survived the worst of the Bltizkrieg.

And the Blitzkrieg…

I'm seeing Luke McFarlane as Norman in the Lifetime TV movie version, THE FIVE STAR FELON.

Who should play Blitz?

^The Rock, who else?

I think he was an Eever Beaver to Blitz

I'm seeing a cameo from Anna Wintour, ripping Norman apart for selling seats during Fashion Week. The beginning of his downward trajectory.

Of course, they'd never really get Anna. Maybe Christine Baranski? Wendie Malick?

I previously played the role of Anna to quite some acclaim, R15.

$500 for a front row seat—he coulda done better

I suspect Norman continued "selling his seat" in Rikers... for the right price.

I worked in a high-end hotel. One regular "customer" was an older Caucasian man who always dressed in a blazer, collared shirt, etc. He lived in a van. My coworkers liked him and allowed him to sit in the bar and drink coffee or tea, for free. He would tip $1. But man, he made a mess. This princess needed a jar of honey (vs. granulated sugar) for his tea and that was a mess. I didn't like cleaning up after him.

And you bitched about it—most places he’d be treated as a god-send. No effort required…

I wonder what it would be like to have to seek out places to simply rest or sleep. People who live in “stealth” vans experience something called “the knock”, a security officer awaking you by banging on the van’s window or door, telling you to move along.

I would feel so vulnerable all the time.

He was high as a kite

Addicts always find money to get high,this one was busted for shoplifting a can of soup

[quote]Addicts always find money to get high,this one was busted for shoplifting a can of soup

And a copy of Vogue

You gotta love this guy.

I didn't see a link in the article to a book or something like that. So this is a PR piece the Post published to get some author or screenwriter to write what he desperately wants FOR HIM. Lazy-ass. (But it happens all the time.)

What does that have to do with the price of milk?

Good story. The end.

What’s that “E” button on his sleeve?

Instagram:

I did variations on this in Paris and Genève when I was a poor student.

I think he's quite handsome. I definitely would.

That’s pre-meth/Rikers

He looked pretty similar to that in the NY Post story video and images R32. He's very my type. Plus he has experience as a secretary after working for King Blitz. That could come in quite handy.

I'll bet he's posting on DL.

I'll bet he posted this on DL, but I'm a cynic.

I'm sure somehow has already optioned the film rights his story. I'd watch that movie. Now DL, whom do we cast as the lead?

He looks like a young Mark Harmon at r31.

"The party came to a crashing end when Norman was busted for stealing a Vogue magazine and a soup at the Columbus Circle Whole Foods on Labor Day Weekend and cops ran his ID."

You can't write comedy like this.

[quote]Vogue ... Labor Day Weekend

Well, at least it was the September issue.

Hence the more severe charge ;)

It ought to be a crime to be in Manhattan on Labor Day.

Labor Day weekend is great in the city. All of the biggest assholes are somewhere else.

Young good-looking white males have always had a pass in NYC. I did. I went so many places without ID or question.

Not just NYC. As mentioned above when I was in college in Paris I used the basement gym at the Ritz and in Geneva Hotel President Wilson, Le Richemond, and Le Bristol. This was all before 9/11. Surely wouldn't be possible today. But I wonder.

Did you score some good dick or ass in the basement gyms, R43?

Geneva, yes. Also friendly and workout buddies with Arab guys which was pleasant.

Oh great, he's showing all his hidey-holes. Now other squatters are going to take note.