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A New Dan Motherfucker: God Bless Us Everyone

Hang on for the next post. Don't lose your head.

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2023 8:05 AM

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by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2023 7:54 AM

"He was on his way to the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to see his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitated him. You know what that means - it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy that doesn't have a head? He's got no lips, no vocal cords! Whaddaya want me to do?"

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2023 8:05 AM
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