Hot Fat Guys

There is no such thing.

This will end in schmears.

I don't know, I've seen a few competitive level powerlifters over the years that I'd hook up with.

I'm not sure he's actually an Arab, but he's totally my type.

Au contraire, R1!

Fun in the sun

Disgusting. All of them.

R4 , R5 , and R6 are not fat. They’re beefy studs.

Fitfat

[quote] R4 , R5 and R6 are not fat.

But they are, Blanche! They are fat!

There are guys who live for fat guys. There is the Bear community, which is inclusive to the plus-sized. It may be repugnant to you, but it is the opposite to others. I only like masculine men. But I realize they were the first men to be "out". And that was long before Stonewall.

Hissssss!!!!

R6 is hot af.

^ Bears are usually only interested in each other, and they have a list of demands as long as their arm. I dated a bear guy who went crazy with anger because I didn’t want to grow a beard. He didn’t last long.

Amateurs….

Damn, the guy at R6 is fine. Lots of meat to squeeze.

Gross

I hate going out with a guy that is obsessed with carbs and calories and his abs. Fit-fat and healthy for me. If he’s got a 6-pack it’s a hard pass.

I’m still waiting.

I love that OP's picture shows him next to the fridge-freezer.

^ It’s a gif!

Open it and you will see his belly expand.

R18 something tells me guys concerned with carbs or calories would not find themselves on a date with you in the first place, to say nothing of a guy with a 6-pack.

It’s good to have standards though.

R21 Yikes, I hadn't clicked on it before. Yeah, not good.

R22 Do you not think that a man who is obsessed with going to the gym all the time either has no time for you or is a moocher using a sugar daddy? Because that's pretty much what I know of those people.

Handsome and sexy Kevin James.

Football jock gone to seed. Exactly my ticket.

I used to play with one like R6 in the sauna at my old gym. Good times.

I have to wonder how well they wipe their asses.

I’m not attracted to 🐻’s or FIT FAT types- which is an Oxymoron- or Muscular guys.

I like slim guys with natural bodies- no tattoos, no piercings, no rings and no shaved 🪒 pubic hair.

It’s not easy to find guys like that nowadays because today everyone is either FAT , MUSCULAR or BOTH.

"Good heavens! Those foul, fleshy...BRUTES! So impudent and... and... unashamed!! Their disgusting, hairy, masculine flesh just just... exposed! With no care for their reputations, and no shame for their sinful overindulgences!! My smelling salts!! Bring me my... ohhh! Oh!! I'm cumming!"

John Goodman

Kevin James

Peter DeLuise

The Talladega Tire Man is a couple of cheeseburgers away from blimping out. I would lick him from head to toe.

Yum…

The men of Flash Gordon provided my adolescent self with several types of sexual awakenings, none more surprising than insane Brian Blessed as Hawkman Prince Vultan. I was mesmerized by his thickness and beard long before I learned what a bear was.

Also, his legs!

This guy posted his before and after pics - I MUCH prefer the before look.

Oxymoron.

I was all about this dude for the 30 seconds he was on TV.

Cuing the Max Gail, Vic Tayback, Ed Asner and especially Patrick Warburton trolls.....

And Jack Carson for the eldergays.

^They’re ALL hot. All of Max Gail’s weight went straight to his luscious ass.

Agree about Max Adler being hot. Also Greg Grunberg from Felicity.

Robbie Coltrane was cute in European Vacation

Nicholas Worth in “Don’t Answer the Phone”

Max Gail was never fat. Thick but never fat. His ass and VPL was a thing of true glory.

I watch Barney Miller every night just to see it all.

Max Gail fanciers may want to search for a vid of him participating in an ABC Network Stars track event. I don't where to find it . I've only seen some years ago and, my goodness! He was wore a revealing tank top or wife beater. More revealing than the dress shirts he wore on Barney Miller. On that show, his pecs were bulging against his shirt's pockets.

Jack Black. He's funny and handsome!

porn star yuri gaucho. This is the closest to fat I could find. He's a lot fatter now.

Met Max Gail and Hal Linden at a con a couple of weeks ago and they are both still fit (Hal is in this 90s!). Max was pure grade a BEEF in his prime.

We talk about hot guys in commercials and there's a whole subset of hot big guys in commercials...this would be one

Here's Yuri fatter

that's an oopsie

OP that's fucking disgusting

Hot dad bod guy from the SOTYKTU commercial.

^Theres a whole thread dedicated to him…

R32, that guy looks nothing like the others. He is beefy and hot not fat.

R38, Vic Tayback Troll here! (Or one of them, anyway. I suspect we number in the THOUSANDS.)

Here’s the man in question, sporting an inviting paunch and a sexy bohemian beard, wearing in a striped wife-beater revealing his hairy shoulders and back. 👀 👀 👀

R25 I am with you… he made me so horny on that show.

More for r38.

Ed Asner erotic fiction accompanied by lots of shirtless photos features an unsurprisingly hirsute and stocky Ed.

HAF.

And a final entry for r38, though Patrick Warbirton falls short of fat for me.

More of a thick, irresistible dadbod. The greying chest hair is the icing on the cake.

[quote][R32], that guy looks nothing like the others. He is beefy and hot not fat.

Well, Martha, if you would’ve read what was written, it says that he’s a few burgers short of zaftig. He’s fit-fat, as is evidenced at R33.

This is body perfection to me.

great selection r61

I would love to titty fuck R61.

Jack Carson looks promising, r38.

r22, r61 looks pretty fucking healthy to me. And juicy.

Its TOTAL bullshit that we can have a thread about fat guys, but the thread about dumptruck asses gets cancelled. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

I will leave this and other dumptrucks here to protest ✊🏼

Did the Dumptruck thread disappear? It was just giant butts. Why would it be deleted?

R37, Max and I worked together years and years ago. Don't talk much these days, but he's one of the nicest guys around. Very sexy too. (Is very, very straight.)

I doubt the dumptruck thread was deleted because of content.

Either there were multiple threads on it OR someone was posting too many photos which were eating bandwidth

[quote] (Is very, very straight.)

it's not fair!

Jay R Ferguson, who was hot as fuck as beefy Rizzo on Mad Men and looks good on the Conners, too.

Jay R Ferguson looking stern in a black cowboy hat.

His fat hippie phase at the end of Mad Men really got me. The beard won me over. Very happy it has stayed.

[quote]Either there were multiple threads on it OR someone was posting too many photos which were eating bandwidth

r68 eating bandwidth??? That thread was barely over 100 replies and mostly had links to static images hosted on other sites. Plus we are not in the dial up era. Its 2023; this site runs on ads AND subscriber revenues, they have enough money to pay for all the bandwidth they need.

Matt LeBlanc would be hotter as a fat guy with the some muscle.

But right now he looks as if he’s on a Marlon Brando trajectory.

I like his redneck-adjacent look, though.

Zach Galifianakis has always done it for me. Jack Black too, though his personality is a little hyper for my liking.

Dean McDermott

Yum! Yum! Yum!

R72 that may well all be true - and "bandwidth" wasn't necessarily meant literally, but I've been part of other threads that seem to be deleted when they become very photo image heavy.

In the absence of a direct answer from Muriel, just trying to share observations from when it's happened before.

Beefy boys are best!

Anyone remember this Brazilian cop from 15-20 years ago? The pictures from this photo shoot were all over the gay interwebs back then. I bet he's still hot now. Click to see peen.

Is Brad Kalvo still a turn-on?

Brad in his younger days.

^ The fat, balding, even hairier Brad Kalvo of today is superior to the younger version for me. Less handsome by a longshot, but far more carnally appealing.

Yes, r79, I do remember.

And thank you for jarring said memory.

His dick, balls, and bush are beautiful. He’s hot as fuck all around.

There's a middle-ground here between fit and fat - typically called Dadbod, which can be really hot.

I don't love overly sculpted bodies - I think the decades of 80's and 90's porn made me immune to that cookie-cutter look.

However, 'bear' is so wildly over-used that the term has become meaningless. Plus bears are the 2000's equivalent of the gay clone look. THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME. Beard, check; belly, check; blue jeans, check; shaved or close-cropped hair, check. And all of this FAKE 'i'm masculine' posturing - and they're not.

Basically, if you're lazy - don't want to watch what you eat, or workout, or even have your own unique styles - then the Bear Community is for you. You don't have to think at all - just become completely checked out and wear these clothes here and voila!

What does 2000 possess?

Two thousand?

It possesses "equivalent" - quite correct.

Kevin James? He's a little too chesty for me.

Fit-fat.

The NSFW warning turned out to be disappointingly unnecessary.

OP, your photo is not sexy, to me. He looks unhealthy and about ready to have a heart attack. I worry after a few times of having sex he would die of exhaustion. He also appears to have intestinal issues and I bet he suffers from constipation with the way his stomach is so distended and hard. I guess this thread is not for me.

Pizza!

Thanks, R92.

Maybe your next stop can be in the Theatre Gossip thread, where you can post 17 times to tell them all how much you hate live theater.

Oh, please.

Handsome guy.

[quote] It possesses "equivalent" - quite correct.

2000s’

Jesus, there's nothing "hot" about fat men. Yes, some can be handsome in the face, in others you can see how they once had really attractive builds... excellent shoulders, pecs, etc... but they're fat. F-A-T. Those guts do nothing, but hang over their waists, obscuring their dicks, making it difficult for impossible to lean over to tie their shoes.

Can you imagine the huffing and puffing just walking beside them? The sweat they'd break into?

Christ, the meds they're probably on for blood pressure, cholesterol, diabetes or pre-diabetes... sorry OP, nothing hot about this thread or the pics for me.

Have a drink on me, r99.

Those guts won't be doing nothing when I get my hands on 'em R99

Bob Hoskins

Dean Norris

Dennis Franz

Michael Chiklis

R61 - I agree, PERFECTION.

What about former Jerry Springer security guard Steve Wilkos?

I have an opinion and therefore, it can be the only valid one in the history of ever.

R65, I love thick men but I'm not into asses, and "dumptruck asses" with Kardashian proportions are fucking disgusting.

They're not the same thing. I never even went into the dump truck asses thread because the photo in the Op was repulsive to me. The photos in this thread are pretty hot.

R84, you sound really jealous.

Willis always reminds me of Cal Ripken Jr.

^*Wilkos*

American Idol contestant Michael Sarver

AI contestant Josh Gracin

YES, Josh Gracin!! I saw this pic and I'm so upset that I never saw him turn around in those jeans!

I didn't realize that clip of Gracin was on Youtube. His butt's not nearly as exciting as I had hoped, at least not in those particular jeans.

I think the guy at R98 is/was a gay porn star.

R94 that’s a little overly sensitive to my post. Jesus, I just do not find fat men sexy. To each their own. I am not looking for thin men just someone who cares about their health. It would be uncomfortable having sex with him. I would be afraid for his health. You have your opinion and I have mine. Like it or not…

Charlie Weis

This dude from Dexter always made me hard.

The delicious Joey Fatone who, to top it all off, looks like he's got a big, fat one.

Chubby Joey is easily the hottest of the BSB in 2023.

R117 it isn't overly sensitive. I just don't understand why anyone comes to a thread with a subject matter they're not interested in, and then proceeds to shit all over the thread.

You can play coy and innocent, but you got exactly the reaction you wanted. No need to clutch your pearls and proclaim innocence.

There's a wide variety of guys in this thread who are being described as "hot" and "fat"... R1's man carries a basketball about his belt, another has a volleyball... then there's Kevin James and he's just obese and the classic case of a TV sitcom with a fat, blustering man with a really sexy wife (like that Jim Belushi sitcom).

But the rest? They're just heavyset or men with a thick body.

So make up your minds guys... what's "fat"?

Brian Dennehy

And when they have big dicks…

THE POWER THAT THAT HAS, THE INTELLIGENCE THAT THAT HAS, THE CLEARANCE THAT THAT HAS, THE ACCESS THAT THAT HAS, THE INFLUENCE THAT THAT HAS, THE PROFILE THAT THAT HAS, THE INTERNATIONAL IMPLICATIONS THAT THAT HAS

R122 I am clutching my damn pearls. I like to see hot bear like men. There are some men who I find attractive on here. OP’s photo is not appealing to me. I still have my pearls in hand.

Hairy bear.

nice, r127

Dennehy was yum.

Maybe if you’re a chubby chaser- I’m not. And these guys with the big guts are not doing health any favor.

Burly Dennehy in a jockstrap showing that big beefy butt in SEMI TOUGH...

Does anyone know the identity of the guy at R127?

I can be attracted to a fat (or better, fitfat) guy with chest hair, but no chest hair, deal's off—too smooth and babylike or something. Is that a fetish?

Joey Fatone also plays a somewhat neutered gay guy in Big Fat Greek Wedding two and three

I want Joey Fatone's fat one in me quite deeply.

R133 - I've changed over the years. Now, smooth is a dealbreaker for me.

I'm attracted to a lot of the guys in this thread and agree that hairy and big/beefy/fat seems to be more attractive.

BUT as much as I do like guys of all sizes (including the fit fat ones) I do draw the line at the whole noodles and beef/gainer vibe. There's a point where that's its own dysmorphia.

Two things:

Fat generally looks better on men under 35 because the flesh hasn't fallen yet. It's perky.

A nice bit of chest hair and a treasure trail give some definition.

You rang?

grr woof

Oh yes, Brad Kalvo....

Joe Biggs is my special pick.

I would have said HGTV's Ben Napier but he's not so fat these days

YouTuber Joe Gotti has some big, luscious breasts that I would happily motorboat.