First photo of Jake Gyllenhaal and Henry Cavill together in the Canaries for their new movie

On set

Seems that age affects even the beautiful among us.

[quote]it has a SAG waiver

Scabs!

Background lighting makes most of them look like cutouts.

Who's the papi in Asian attire on the left?

Is he not the waiter?

Yeah who is the hottie on the left?

It’s clearly the hospitality staff.

On-set affair?

It’s clearly the serving staff.

This is probably one of those photos where the owner and staff pose with the celebs and put the photo up at the front of the restaurant in exchange for the celebs getting their meal comped

If you were curious why an in uniform staff member would be in the photo

Well, can we get his Insta, then? Just because he's a waiter, that doesn't mean he's any less human. Some of you patrician bitches here, I swear...

Bruh… Dude….

"Brokeback II: A Twist Of Fate"

Double Box Office Poison

The restaurant with more photos of the guy who makes some people here hot

Oh my gosh, one of those men disheveled men in the photo is Guy Ritchie

Guy’s projecting some bulge in his pants.

Liked them younger.

I actually think Cavill looks fantastic in the new photos. Beautiful tan and some grey streaks in his hair.

Gyllenhaal also looks great with the tan.

Henry McNasty.

Gyllenhaal posted a video for some athletic wear he’s sponsoring to benefit a rehabilitation center for amputees (remember he did that movie)

Anyway here’s the only part you’ll care about

I don’t understand the attraction to Jake. Henry, on the other hand, is delicious.

What is the movie?

It is an untitled action film about two special ops agents extracting another agent being played by Eiza Gonzalez.

Reunited and it feels so good!

You all do realize that Jake and Henry had a gay fling quite a few years ago?

The blind item was that Jake was flying back and forth to and from the UK to be with Henry.

When the tabloids got wind of it, the fling ended.

But apparently, Jake was banging the hell out of Henry's hole.

I don't know if they're just friends now, but it's possible they could start hooking up again.

Oh please that was lame gossip made up by someone who just chose two stars who were rumored to be gay. Gyllenhaal is so narcissistic he wouldn’t fly back and forth for anybody. He didn’t even return Taylor Swift’s scarf.

When did Mr. Cavill develop a second, if bifurcated, bottom lip below the usual one?

[quote] When did Mr. Cavill develop a second, if bifurcated, bottom lip below the usual one?

He get that from “chew toy”.

Damn! that’s a pairing I never even considered, but I’m here for it.

If we’re never going to get a Man from Uncle sequel with the insane hotness that was Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer on screen together, then this is the next best thing.

Poor Cavill's hairline is receding.

Whenever anyone mentions the old Jake/Cavill story, up pops R28 with the same cut and paste 'Oh please' response.

2 bottoms do not 1 top make.

Because it’s phenomenally stupid and lazy gossip

Geez, Henry is a big fucker.

If you ever see him in real life the first thing the strikes you is how wide he is.

What’s wide about him, R37?

The whole trunk is wide but the shoulders stand out. He’s not particularly tall (6’1”) but he seems very big because of his width.

Opposites attract Hank likes that the cut Jakey schwanz ?

^ Looks more like Sammy Davis Jr schwanz .

Theres a photo of Henry and the cute waiter in the “Henry Cavill in Tenerife” thread

Lionsgate to distribute, sparing it from straight to streaming

One imagines, r40, that Jakey's is not a schwartz schvantz.

Jake Gyllenhaal is lucky to have a career given that he’s never shaken off the drama kid vibes.

R45 He was absolutely superb in Night crawler and Brokeback. As well as the popcorn flick Source Code.

In the Canaries?

Are they finally doing "I Know Why The Closeted Bird Sings"?

Re: Man from UNCLE

Cavill vaguely alluded to working with Alan Ritchson in the future (the two costarred in Ministry) so I think they may try to pitch a sequel with Ritchson taking over as Ilya

Of course that film was at Warner Bros which wants nothing to do with Henry, so unless they can buy the rights back or they expired…

Anyway Cavill’s next film, assuming the strike ever ends, will probably be Disney’s Hercules with Ritchie directing. Cavill will play Hades.

Are they bussy bumping buddies?

Hercules! Hercules!

Guy Ritchie sure is ugly.

Forget these hoes Gyllenhaal and Cavill, I still want to know who the cutie is on the left

Look at the little face next to Guy’s hip. Kinda looks like Kristen Wiig about to give a bj. Ha.

It looks like production has moved to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia

If his ass gets any bigger Israel will annex it

[quote] It looks like production has moved to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia

No gay sex for Henry and Jakey!

[quote] If his ass gets any bigger Israel will annex it

It reminds me of Matt Damon's ass in The Legend of Bagger Vance.

I am NOT a fan of Michael Blevins but he molded that thing into a Mons Meg cannonball.

The waiter is cute. North African? Spanish?

How much homosex will be going on behind the scenes?

Jesus Christ the waiter is not that cute and he is standing next to Jake Gyllenhaal and Henry Cavill.

I swear some of you would get erections watching the morning crew of line cooks at the Times Square Applebees.

He’s the chef and I’d take him over those two, you starfucker.

[quote] How much homosex will be going on behind the scenes?

See R56.

Jesus Christ that ass is big.

Thanks for that post, R64. His ass looks hot.

My God he’s aging well