Chris Christie (R-Dairy Queen) Accuses First Lady of Radical Activism AND General Sluttiness

[quote] We know she's rich, and she's into fat dudes who lose elections.

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He's so gross. Like Ted Cruz levels.

I question the mental capabilities of any lady who fucks a conservative man, but especially one who is as fat and ugly as Christie. His wife must be very low IQ or even retarded; my mom raised me not to pick on the mentally handicapped. So, I'll pray for her instead.

Radio host has calls Christie - "Shamu"

How many times do I have to say it? It’s Dr. Jill Biden to you.

Mary Pat Christie is an investment banker.

Case closed.

Saving this for the next time someone says "he's not that bad".

R7 Yup, it's godawful. WTAF? Jill B. is just being a normal person for the most part from what I can see.

[quote]Mary Pat Christie is an investment banker.

And a chubby chaser

I suppose he’s never seen Melania’s photos…

R10 He hasn’t seen his own dick in twenty years.

Such a repulsive, asshole.

That's all the republicans have: pesonal attacks. They don't stand for anything the public wants. They are the party of bad govenment and private stealing.

Christie was sucking on Donald Trump's asshole for 6 years. He obviously likes his vulgar persona and authoritarian agendaa. I'm not surprised he makes similar disgusting comments against others.

Mary Pat must get on top and ride his cocklet. He would suffocate her if they did it the other way around.

So crude, ludicrous and uncalled for. This is the norm in GOP politics. It’s one thing when a First Lady has a fake information website (taken down), plagiarized another First Lady, and generally lies about her past (call girl). Jill Biden is an educator, wife and mother. Ludicrous. He makes reading the new (like all MAGA) sickening.

Didn't he recently also say that if the candidates in 2024 were Trump and Biden he'd still for vote Trump?

r17 No, he said back in March he's never supporting Trump again, even if he wins the nomination. As of a month ago, he's still sticking to that.

The interview I heard must have been just before that then. I know it was this year.

He's like one of those guys even David Chase wouldn't hire for a Sopranos episode.

I strongly recommend that Chris Christie apply for manager of a Krispy Kreme store. Politics was never his forte.

Didn't he raise his hand along with all the other candidates at he first GOP debate and pledge support for Trump if he's the candidate, r18?

I fucking hate all these fucking turds.

What part of Christie's statement was incorrect. Is she not a member of the union or are they not sleepier together? Christie does have a rather sarcastic "wit" and sometimes too quick mouth but it is better than a sting of ten DL fat jokes.

r22 I think he's now pivoted to the "I won't support him if he's convicted at the time of the election" technicality.

[quote]It was a moment the eight Republican candidates on the stage in Milwaukee should have known was coming. Though the question took an hour to arrive, they still seemed unsteady in their response: If Donald Trump is the party’s nominee for president as well as a convicted criminal, will they still support him?

[quote]Chris Christie, the former governor of New Jersey and the Trump ally-turned-enemy, appeared to raise his hand, too, in a halfhearted way, before wagging a finger; he later said he wasn’t answering the question but was simply seeking recognition to explain why he wouldn’t support a convicted Mr. Trump.

I've always thought this video of Jill alluding to her husbands huge cock was pretty hot. Love Joe's reaction.

"I've heard the urgency in his voice when he cums........and talks about people he's met..."

I rimmed Chris Christie after he ate 10 chili dogs and 5 heads of cabbage!

Chris Christie is morbidly obese, an obsequious opportunist, a bully, a spiteful idiot (bridge gate), and a hypocrite. All true comments, and I'm standing by my words.

Is Christie immune to Ozempic or he just doesn't give a shit?

He overcame a gastric band, Wegovy and Mounjaro didn't take, so now he's waiting for Amgen to come out with their antagonist. But of course portion control and exercise never cross his mind. I laugh every time Trump makes fun of him for it because it's fucking true – he's an irredeemable fat whore for the ages.

Did he try Wegovy and Ozempic r30? And they didn’t work? Damn.

Doesn't the RNC require support of the eventual nominee as a condition of participating in their debates?

Republicans hate unions (except police unions) and really hate teachers unions because they’re 77% female. They hate that females have a good salary, benefits, tenure, and bargaining power. Add to the fact they hate public education and they’ve got a real hard on for teachers.

How does he wipe properly down there?

Being fat is a moral failing when you get lap band surgery and still can't lose weight.

You simply don't have the basic self-control necessary to function.

He’s a gluttonous carb whore.

I don't know what it's called, otherwise I'd search for it a post a picture. When I simultaneously broke a wrist and opposite elbow in a fall, the hospital discharged me with a 14 inch metal stick that was angled near one end and had a metal box with a slot with teeth attached. You bunch up toilet paper and stick it in the slot. It's an extension to the arm that allows more mobility than it is able to produce (does that make sense?). I thought what a weird device to have around. I only used it a couple of times because it was more trouble than it was worth. But I realized that morbidly obese people need it. It may have been its intended use.

Some of these responses read like scripts from John Waters' films:

[quote]Mary Pat must get on top and ride his cocklet.

Crackers: What do they do in here, Mama? What kind of shit turns them on?!?

Divine: Oh, all kinds of disgusting things, I imagine. Mary Pat probably takes Chris's little peanut of a cock between her brittle, chapped lips and scrapes her ugly, decayed teeth up and down on it while asshole Chris thinks he's getting the best head on the East Coast! Then they GOOSE each other and call each other dirty words!!

[quote]I rimmed Chris Christie after he ate 10 chili dogs and 5 heads of cabbage!

Divine: I BLEW RICHARD SPECK!!!!

He is just a disgusting piece of shit.

[quote] I strongly recommend that Chris Christie apply for manager of a Krispy Kreme store.

Are you kidding me R21? He'd eat them into bankruptcy in the first week.

I'm not surprised Christie is denigrating Biden's affiliation to unions. Christie has always been anti-union.

Have another cherry pie a-la mode Chris.

R40 is correct!

Why are Republican politicians such hateful, ignorant and overall disgusting pieces of shit? It seems to be a requirement.

It is a requirement.. They are not a "mass" party, but a criminal gang trying to loot the nation.

Once a pig, always a pig. Christie showed up what he was along time ago.

This disgusting piece of shit cares as much about this country as Trump does. He’s in it for the funding and to promote his upcoming book.