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Let’s be Rural Gays

I’m the leathered skin with a hideous tattoo, likely a big tiger on their thigh or something equally atrocious.

by Anonymousreply 24September 30, 2023 2:54 PM

I'm the cock OP never gets.

by Anonymousreply 1September 28, 2023 9:58 PM

Hi, op.

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by Anonymousreply 2September 28, 2023 9:59 PM

^^^^

LMFAO

by Anonymousreply 3September 28, 2023 10:05 PM

I’m the gay rural juror.

by Anonymousreply 4September 28, 2023 10:32 PM

I'm the well hung huntin' & fishin' gays.

by Anonymousreply 5September 28, 2023 10:35 PM

I’m the mansmells.

by Anonymousreply 6September 29, 2023 2:30 AM

I’m the loneliness.

by Anonymousreply 7September 29, 2023 11:30 AM

I’m the Grindr profiles that look radioactive.

by Anonymousreply 8September 29, 2023 4:07 PM

Op promotes hate against other gay men under the stupid guise of “let’s be”.

by Anonymousreply 9September 29, 2023 7:13 PM

I'm the once a year vacation to a gay sex destination to go crazy before I have to once again go back to my quiet rural life.

by Anonymousreply 10September 29, 2023 7:34 PM

Don't assume that all rural gays are lonely, undersexed and poor. You'd be surprised that there are a lot of happy country gays living happy lives, partnered, single, with kids, without kids and who get plenty of cock. Packing into cities so you have access to anonymous sex or a gayborhood is not all it's cracked up to be. At least it wasn't for me.

by Anonymousreply 11September 29, 2023 8:03 PM

I’m R9 ‘s sense of humor. I don’t exist. I’m the reason the world is so tedious and exhausting now.

by Anonymousreply 12September 29, 2023 8:04 PM

We're their closets! (Or, more likely and specifically, their mothers'.)

by Anonymousreply 13September 30, 2023 1:25 AM

I’m another Saturday night with Meemaw working on her bunions.

by Anonymousreply 14September 30, 2023 2:20 AM

My double-wide has been featured on Lurid Digs.

by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2023 2:40 AM

I am a rural gay and I'm pretty sure that I'm the only gay in the village. At least there aren't ever any others nearby in the online personals.

by Anonymousreply 16September 30, 2023 2:41 AM

I agree R9. I'm offended by this thread, and moreover, though I'm not rural, I feel threatened.

by Anonymousreply 17September 30, 2023 2:49 AM

I'm not OP but do you seriously actually feel threatened by this thread R17?

by Anonymousreply 18September 30, 2023 2:55 AM

Try that in a small town!

by Anonymousreply 19September 30, 2023 3:17 AM

I'm the only five fuckable guys on Grindr. We'll all eventually fuck each other.

by Anonymousreply 20September 30, 2023 3:24 AM

I'm the two from that movie -- The Brokeback Mountan.

by Anonymousreply 21September 30, 2023 1:21 PM

I grew up in a rural area (on farms) and it was godawful, I hated it. I have not regretted escaping to a city once I finished full time education.

by Anonymousreply 22September 30, 2023 1:24 PM

Cities were fun in my 20s and 30s. Now I can't stand being so close to so many people. Love having my huge yard and space for dogs to run. I sold my place in the city and bought a big house in an affluent neighborhood and love the bubble I live in. I don't even like to go into the city to shop if I can help it.

by Anonymousreply 23September 30, 2023 2:50 PM

I'm the glory hole in the outhouse for straight cock.

by Anonymousreply 24September 30, 2023 2:54 PM
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