it's NEVER too early
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 28, 2023 1:08 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 30, 2023 4:17 AM |
I'd say 12, 13 at the latest.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 28, 2023 1:11 PM |
OK, I laughed, r2!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 28, 2023 1:14 PM |
It’s 5:00 o’clock somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 28, 2023 1:15 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 28, 2023 1:18 PM |
When I was 9, Mommie Dearest would let me lick the martini stirrer.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 28, 2023 1:19 PM |
On a bad day it's noon.
On a good day it's 8:00 a.m.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 28, 2023 2:12 PM |
Depends if I am hungover or not.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 28, 2023 2:13 PM |
Happy hour is any hour!🍾
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 28, 2023 2:39 PM |
Early? It's September!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 28, 2023 4:02 PM |
Day off assuming weekend - brunch is fine.
Vacation - anything goes
Work week - NOPE. 5pm and that's if I'm allowing myself a cocktail/s during the week which I usually regret.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 28, 2023 4:05 PM |
I had my firsht ship of Johnnie Walker the day I wash conshieved! Thanskh mama!👶🍸
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 28, 2023 4:07 PM |
The early and the oftenest, is a sign...
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 28, 2023 4:13 PM |
I recommend right before reading the first DataLounge thread you read daily.
Administer as needed thereafter.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 28, 2023 4:27 PM |
If you're asking, maybe you shouldn't be drinking...
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 28, 2023 4:33 PM |
If it's a work day, anytime before the work day is over.
If it's not a work day I would say maybe get out of bed and eat something first.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 28, 2023 5:00 PM |
Under 21 years old.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 28, 2023 5:01 PM |
I'm going to make dome @r1
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 28, 2023 5:09 PM |
^^sounds like r18 is already hitting the drink.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 28, 2023 6:02 PM |
It all depends, OP.
If you are hosting weekend guests and are serving brunch from 11 a.m., you might serve your guests Bloody Marys, Scotch sours, Mimosa, champagne or other sparkling wine. If you are serving lunch a light white wine or rose or beer would be nice. For dinner, you should have cocktails an hour before dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 28, 2023 6:10 PM |
If I had to be honest I could drink as soon as I wake up but I hold off until the afternoon. I’m just so TIRED of the bullshit everywhere around me.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 28, 2023 6:16 PM |
❤ you r21!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 28, 2023 6:29 PM |
Leisha at R12, was that before the uppers, or was it downers?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 28, 2023 7:26 PM |
Mark your calendars: Sunday, October 29.
With Daylight Saving Time you get egg roll!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 28, 2023 7:35 PM |
Its 5pm somewhere
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 28, 2023 8:54 PM |
Somewhere in the first-trimester of my existence in mother's womb.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 29, 2023 5:01 AM |
My god. DL is full of lushes.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 29, 2023 5:08 AM |
Serious answer.
5PM.
5PM the day before you plan on drinking.
That is too early.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 29, 2023 5:38 AM |
I've given up drinking but God I miss it.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 29, 2023 6:04 AM |
[quote] I'd say 12, 13 at the latest.
I actually read OP's question this way.
Feels decadent (and fun) to start drinking early in the day. And the hell with limiting it to Bloody Marys and mimosas. Drink vodka on the rocks if that's what you like.
That said, I'm a problem drinker, and those days are over.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 29, 2023 6:11 AM |
[quote]That said, I'm a problem drinker, and those days are over.
As in “you’ve mastered the art of drinking and now you’re a pro and those days of being a problem drinker are behind you” or “you quit drinking”?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 29, 2023 7:03 AM |
It’s never too early until the gastritis takes over
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 29, 2023 7:04 AM |
R31, I quit drinking.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 29, 2023 7:17 AM |
Yeah, chronic pancreatitis for the win here, and i didn't even start drinking til my mid 30s. i'm mid 50s now, so i'm here to say that even if you start drinking late, you can just as easily fuck up your body in a mere 2 decades.
Maybe think about delaying early day drinking and consider not drinking for awhile. Pancreatitis really is very painful.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 29, 2023 7:22 AM |
You know what dulls pain? A double martini.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 29, 2023 8:11 AM |
R32 R34 it is quite poisonous. Wish it wasn’t.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 29, 2023 8:26 AM |
It’s always too early and never the right time.
Never understood the allure. Tried to drink, when socially acceptable, in my 20s. Did so in moderation but quickly learned it is the *only surefire way to make anything and all things worse.
Quit almost entirely when I was 27ish and never regretted it. Might sip on a whiskey once a year with my dad but barely more than wet my lips.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 29, 2023 8:27 AM |
Cheers darling!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 29, 2023 8:52 AM |
I invented "Beer for Breakfast Fridays" many years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 29, 2023 8:56 AM |
I'm the one who wrote that I quit and I miss it. It was wonderful in the evening listening to music and sipping wine or vodka. For me it made loneliness not matter and was a great friend. The thing is I was up to a bottle of wine a night and thought this is not good. Still the loneliness is a gnawing pain always there and there is nothing else in my life to alleviate it. And I have tried ALL the usual suggestions.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 29, 2023 10:25 AM |
R40 sorry man. I feel for you, truly.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 29, 2023 10:31 AM |
[quote] Still the loneliness is a gnawing pain always there and there is nothing else in my life to alleviate it.
The first time I had that feeling I was 7 and I'm from a big family. The first time I had a drink in the day, I was 26. I was in a relationship, I adored him, but somehow it wasn't enough. I gulped down some of his Dubonnet(!) and thought to myself 'I'm really fucked now' and I was for 20 years, not by him haha, but the drink. I'm not religious but I long for an experience of the divine.
*spirit against spirit*
Spiritus contra spiritum” literally translates to “spirit against spirit”. Loosely translated, it refers to “a spiritual experience to counter addiction to the spirits (alcoholism).” Spiritus in Latin means both alcoholic beverages, i.e., spirits, and the highest religious experience.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 29, 2023 11:39 AM |
OP - Obviously, if you never stop then it's never too early to start again.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 29, 2023 11:52 AM |
I feel bad for those of you who dont drink because when you wake up in the morning its as good as you are going to feel all day.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 29, 2023 12:12 PM |
[quote]It’s always too early and never the right time
Fuck off. I'm sorry you're too big of a mess to handle your alcohol but that's entirely on you. Stop projecting.
I drink socially, I never binge drink, and I hate drinking alone, even just a beer. I've thrown booze out that's gone bad in my house. I hate the feeling of being very drunk, room spinning, feeling like I'm talking too loud and slurring my words. Hate that and haven't experienced it in 30 years. I know my limits. I am the epitome of a responsible drinker.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 29, 2023 2:08 PM |
According to The Guardian, breakfast is a good time to start. These are fucking delicious.
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