Still from Saltburn appears to pay tribute to the famous scene from Stanley Kubrick’s movie. The lollipop was changed to a popsicle because, penis.
She’s not that hot.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 27, 2023 11:24 PM |
Well her legs are fabulous. Great gams!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 27, 2023 11:34 PM |
He’s reading Harry Potter.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 27, 2023 11:35 PM |
Lol that guy is in his late teens....Lolita was not.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 27, 2023 11:37 PM |
R4 he’s in his 20s. The character is a teen though.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 27, 2023 11:38 PM |
R4 LOL he is 26, LOL dumbass.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 27, 2023 11:40 PM |
Quite big feet
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 27, 2023 11:41 PM |
He’s very tall. Big feet are appropriate
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 27, 2023 11:45 PM |
[quote] Lol that guy is in his late teens....Lolita was not.
He’s 26
The point of referencing Lolita has nothing to do with age but has to do with Barry Keoghan character’s sexual obsession with Elordi’s character ( he eats his floating bath water “ejaculate” onscreen)
Harry Potter was chosen to imply the character’s childishness as well as emotional maturity which would make him as old as Lolita
This isn’t that deep. Jeez.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 27, 2023 11:45 PM |
Also, having a giant man be a visual surrogate for Lolita is hilarious.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 27, 2023 11:46 PM |
Where are the heart shaped sunglasses? Thank
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 27, 2023 11:49 PM |
R11 A giant OLDER man for a teen girl.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 27, 2023 11:50 PM |
Jacob Elordi is there to be young and hot. His character is supposed to be so hot he’s the object of a psychos obsession.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 27, 2023 11:50 PM |
The pattern on his bathing suit also appears to be similar to Sue Lyons’s
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 27, 2023 11:54 PM |
Sit on my face
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 27, 2023 11:57 PM |
lol Harry Potter was elementary school reading. Is he supposed to be in the special class?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 28, 2023 2:30 AM |
Wow several people in this thread are completely clueless and have no wit or sense of satire. Dire.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 28, 2023 2:40 AM |
And three people on this thread have control issues.
Dire, R19.
Dire.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 28, 2023 2:52 AM |
That disgusting black abdominal mole mars any attractiveness he may have otherwise had. He should have it removed.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 28, 2023 3:14 AM |
Please learn the difference between a mole and a birthmark.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 28, 2023 3:16 AM |
I’d watch this (gay) movie version! Who should play Humbert?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 28, 2023 11:02 AM |
No need for a movie version, it’s happening in real life
Umberto Umberto
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 28, 2023 11:44 AM |
Just show us the cock, already.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 28, 2023 12:04 PM |
I’m trying!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 28, 2023 12:18 PM |
Big man deserves a big cock. If he doesn't have one, put one in him.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 28, 2023 12:29 PM |
Didn't we see the cock and it was rather meh, considering his height.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 28, 2023 12:30 PM |
Shelly Winters would be lusting after HIM!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 28, 2023 7:51 PM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 28, 2023 8:02 PM |
I'm glad the mole troll is still among us.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 28, 2023 8:15 PM |