I forgot to groom my pedophile today...

Seek help.

Wouldn’t he be the groomer?

We’re you supposed to use the lice comb, OP?

r2 The pedo appears to be the groomee in this twisted case.

Who are you humorless dolts and what have you done with the real Dataloungers?

Watch "Say Uncle."

You can skip a day. But don't give him two five-year-olds tomorrow. Then he'll just expect it.

WTF does that even mean, OP.?

Put down the meth pipe, OP.

We're still here, r5, but that's not funny and doesn't make sense.

It's not meant to make sense you humorless dolt. It's meant to be ridiculous and nonsensical just like the fucking Q-loons, uber-fraus, religious nutbags and white supremacist morons who go around shrieking about GROOMERS and PEDOPHILES and every other goddamn thing they dream up in their fucked up fantasies.

The old datalounge would have understood that immediately and most of them did. It's only you fucking laugh-free clowns who don't understand it.

Go away. You're dumb.

R11, you do not have a future in stand-up.

I hope you make good iced tea.

I do make good iced tea and I have no interest in performing of any kind, certainly not stand up.

And there we are.

It was cute until you lost your shit, Mom.

Meh. I got fed up with the bullshit replies, R15.

Stupid people are annoying.

R7 knows what he’s talking about. You need to use a firm hand.

Thank you, R17 and R7. This is the kind of support I can really use.

I want to use a firm hand with him but not Mrs. Patsy Ramsey formerly of Boulder Colorado firm, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).

One always has to maintain proper limits R18. Like my sainted mother always said “It’s all fun and games until someone loses a stunningly attractive minor.”

Some days I groom, I groom, and I groom some more with no result.

Straight people are as untrainable as cats.