Hollywood preparing to move Barry Keoghan into the role vacated by Timothée Chalamet

At least this one has talent.

Fixed it for ya OP.

Henceforth, La Chalamet shall be known as Little Lord Cigarette.

Fugly

R2 “La Belle Souris”

I thought Paul Mescal or Austin Butler was replacing Mouseboy.

Paul Mescal and Austin Butler are conventionally attractive, so no.

Barry with those gimlet eyes....I don't think so.

Better to be conventionally attractive than unconventionally fug, as Rat Boy is.

The term is beau laid.

Is his ass also flat enough to turn a man straight like Tiny Tims is? I'm reserving judgement until I find out.

Belle, you mean, R9.

Short man with big thighs would indicate a big round butt

He goes full frontal in Saltburn so we’ll see soon enough

So wonderful in The Banshees--if he had won the Oscar, it would have been deserved.

Butterface. Hard pass.

Not a pretty man, but very striking. Strange and intense looking.

He's not trying to trade on his looks. He's actually a really good, intuitive actor. So NAH, not really.

It's a hard face, but I prefer men who look like men and not rodents.

Chalamet never really traded on his looks to be fair.

Because he couldn't, R18.

r18 His curly hair accounts for about half of his personality.

It does seem like the industry is finally but slowly starting to turn the page on Chalamet - the trailer showed he brought nothing new or interesting to the role of Willy Wonka, more stories about what an asshole he is to non-famous people, and of course all things Kylie.

Nice pits but please put a bag over his face.

Chalamet cashed in his street cred with Wonka, which has the potential to be a reputation destroyer. Hollywood wanted him broody and edgy,

Hollywood will often try to put a rising star in a disastrous commercial property out of synch with their image, eg Ryan Gosling was the first choice for Disney’s The Lone Ranger which would have ruined his career.

Based on that nose, his dick must be huge.

After seeing him eat spaghetti in The Killing of a Sacred Deer, I can never find Barry hot, sexy, cute, or anything of the sort.

He is a good actor, though.

Wait till you see what he eats/drinks in his next movie

R13, He really was. It wasn't a large role, but Barry was beautifully nuanced and heartbreaking enough to make it seem so.

Does the OP mean "role," or does he mean "spot"?

[quote]Nice pits but please put a bag over his face.

What's the difference between nice and not-so-nice pits?

They just exist. Like elbows.

Good thing hes a man, a woman this ugly wouldn’t have an acting career

He and Chalamet are buds.

That is not a face for 4K HD. Hollywood needs to bring back lens diffusion, like in the '70s, if they're going to use uglier and uglier actors.

Reminds me of Jacinda Ardern's hubby/partner/whatever

Sorry, trying again

Only the public can make a star!

I also don’t see the overlap. Barry is always a thicker, fug everyman. Tim O’Tay usually plays a lithe, sexy (I know not to everyone, but many people) twink-prince. From the US, I feel like Tye Sheridan is a slightly hotter, but less talented version of Barry. He has very nice lips from some angles.

Barry Keoghan is painful to look at.

I could post a long list of actors, past and present, who would never win a beauty contest but who are considered masters of their craft. Imagine Fargo without Steve Buscemi. Or The Sopranos without James Gandolfini. Or Casablanca without Humphrey Bogart. Keoghan is a major fucking talent and I can’t wait to see Saltburn.

R2 for the win! [quote]Henceforth, La Chalamet shall be known as Little Lord Cigarette.

F-U-G

Chalamet looks like a bratty frat boi. I see an Animal House revival in his future. With cameos by the Kardash Trash.

[quote] I also don’t see the overlap.

Brooding beau laid ingénue.

Humphrey Bogart was in his 40s in Casablanca. Middle aged. When he was young he was pretty good looking.

Timmy seems like he's becoming less an "actor" and more of a tabloid fixture. So depending on how WW goes, he'll likely still be cast, but won't be the hot young thing anymore. BK is a good actor, but decidedly weird & unconventional looking; some other pretty young thing (Jacob Elordi?) will get Timmy's roles

Yikes - hideous

[quote]masters of their craft

not all of us find acting that impressive a feat.

[quote] At least this one has a decent body.

from the neck down.....

Is this an actual story or just a really dumb post? Also, who cares?

R44: Kylie was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Either he implicitly trusts his team or he’s an idiot oblivious to any negative reaction from this relationship. I think the latter. His fangirls are becoming less forgiving, his PR didn’t bury comments about how lackluster he was in the WW trailer, and it seems like more and more stories are emerging about what a douchebag he is BTS ( though you can’t see it with your own eyes).

FFS Jacob Elordi is conventionally attractive. He’s not going to be offered Timothée’s roles, he’s going to be offered conventional leads.

R1 You post obsessively in this thread. Odd.

R51: There’s a little thing called the First Amendment.

Probably because you've not tried it professionally. Mere lying doesn't quite count.

R6, Which of Chalamet and Butler is more "conventionally attractive" in his "Dune: 2" role?

I’m not interested.

It’s embarrassing when a really good actor is convinced they need to pose in their underwear. Shows a simultaneous zeal to their ambition as well as a lack of confidence in their acting talent.

This is like trying to make Paul Dano a pinup.

I don’t like Austin Butler’s face. I’d take Barry over him. Paul Dano, too. Something about Austin’s looks just annoys me. Idk what my issue is there.

I just want the biggest cock. Which one of them has THAT?

He's even uglier than Jeremy Renner.

I don’t think rich Hollywood producers who hand him roles care that Timmy is dating a Kardashian at all. Popular society loves the family, even if a minority of people (ie people with class) hate them. Popular media shamelessly praises them for being rich and famous, thereby making them richer and more famous. It is what it is.

I also think that Butler is hideous looking. It has something to do with his weirdly disproportionate lips compared to his face or something like that.

Also, what a coincidence that both Austin Butler and Timmy have been photographed with noticeable erections in the past haha

He definitely falls in the "ugly/hot" category

Someone PLEASE tell me that WWD missed out a decimal point here

[quote]He brokered Timothee Chalamet’s reportedly $35 million Bleu de Chanel fragrance deal

[quote] It’s embarrassing when a really good actor is convinced they need to pose in their underwear. Shows a simultaneous zeal to their ambition as well as a lack of confidence in their acting talent.

Unless he’s an Aspie. Aspies love modeling. He may actually enjoy this, while having the simultaneous effect of generating more publicity opportunities and creating good relationships with the fashion houses. Up and up he goes.

35 million??? Does Timmy have to service all the Wertheimers for that?

*THAT's a decent body???

You do you, r57.

I find Barry super sexy. Talent is hot, cockiness is hot. He has that Daniel Craig thing.

r64 Apparently that would make it larger than Depp's deal, than Lady Gaga's deal - that just doesn't seem right at all. Unless most of it went to Scorsese, but even then why pay him that much to direct an ad with Chalamet?

Barry convincingly portrays mental defectives, because of his eyes. He's a Steve Buscemi.

His name above the title isn't going to happen.

Charlize makes 5 million a year from Dior

It’s probably just shitty reporting

Men’s endorsements pay nowhere near women’s, outside of athletes and athletic wear

No one cares who sells a bottle of cologne

R69 it already did

R66 of those three, I’d choose Barry.

That’s not even a butter face. Maybe Parkay.

So much better than bird-boned Timothee.

Yes, r71, I forgot about the latest, "Saltburn." On official posters the whole main cast is at the top.

Still not a leading man role.

Don’t show r75 the Dune poster

FYI this is what movie poster billing looks like now, with some exceptions (BLANCHETT/TAR)

The Henry Cavill film Argylle got this poster yesterday

They want everyone's name above the title but the star is billed first.

Or Oppenheimer

This doesn’t exist anymore

Aside from Broadway, name above the title doesn't really mean anything any more does it?

Florence Pugh has the worst name in show business.

Does this LESBIAN still have her LADY parts or has she/he had bottom surgery already.

Even Barbie, probably the most star-centric studio film of the year, settled for this:

Watch Killing Of The Sacred Deer. Barry was already better than Timmy way back then.

Is he half Asian? His eyes look Asian.

Barry's face looks like a smacked arse.

He’s fully Irish

However, consider this:

And then consider this:

My BF says Barry Keoghan looks like his mom deliberately drank while he was in the womb.

He has the small eyes but strikes out on the other ones

God knows his nasal bridge isn’t small

According to Barry, his paternity is unknown. Those saying he is 100% Irish do not know that, anymore than he does.

JFC. Keoghan is even uglier than Chalamet! And that's saying something.

[quote]Chalamet looks like a bratty frat boi. I see an Animal House revival in his future. With cameos by the Kardash Trash.

I don't know what loser house you joined, but Chalamet would never have been bid at any decent house when I went to school.

At best, he would have gotten into some third tier house.

R81 Worse than Sadie Sink?

He just needs a nose job.

I think that Keoghan might be more attractive in person than in photos plus he has that accent. It's the ENTIRE package for many people who are not Hollywood hot.

But he won't be acting for us in person.

And anyway why do you think that?

Co-signing this.

He’s attractive in a challenging kind of way. Oozes charisma and sex appeal. Oh, and he’s a fantastic actor.

His baby has his eyes and its kind of freaky

Cute baby though

Why is it looking into my soul

He looks like all my Irish in-laws. Particularly my partner's nephew. All I see when I look at him is the row of blokes at the local pub.

Seems like a promising actor. I think his freshness stole The Banshees of Inisherin. Charming and gorgeous as Mr. Farrell can be.

R99, You need YOUR eyes checked! That baby has big blue eyes. Barry has narrow slits.

Fugly as hell

He's not conventionally attractive enough to be a lead. He's better off being second or third on the call sheet.

Jesus Christ he got the cover of Esquire

I saw Saltburn and he has a BEAUTIFUL cock

The article does say he’s diagnosed with ADHD

He has the clearest visible stereotypies of ADHD/Aspergers (the two are highly comorbid and can present the same) of the actors I’ve noticed

r106 Any other details? What's with the bathwater scene?

VPL with precum spot

Or he didn't shake well enough at the urinal

He is just as fug as Timmay

If anybody wants to avoid Saltburn spoilers ignore this post -- r108 his character and Elordi's share a bathroom and he spies on Elordi jerking off in the tub. After Elordi gets out and goes into his own separate room Keoghan's character runs in and drinks the bathwater as it's draining out of the tub, and licks the drain in a highly suggestive manner.

The movie is great but deeply fucked up

I do want to add that Keoghan's ass is also gorgeous

How does Keoghan’s ass rate on a scale of one to ten Bomers?

r112 That sounds incredibly cringey. They surely could've just stopped with the bathwater, but licking the drain too?

Gross.

Thanks r112. I’m staying out of this thread until I see the movie.

OMG. The retouching on those Esquire photos is hideous! Is that the best they could do? Damn. The photographer must've thought this was quite a challenge.

R112, that sounds appalling. I have no interest in seeing that film. I hated PYW anyway.

What’s wrong with his eyes?

[quote] What's the difference between nice and not-so-nice pits? They just exist. Like elbows.

And asses.

This Barry person must be a really good actor since his performance will have to make up for his less than attractive appearance.

Perhaps he's like Adam Driver, ooozing with talent but short-changed on looks.

Well he ain't getting by on looks so yes he better talented.

According to the Ireland subReddit, he's got a reputation back there for arrogance since he made it big

Barry has the perfect face for the simpleton roles he's played.

Butter face

I think he's really sexy. Thrilled to learn he has a big cock, yum. And wonderful actor.

[quote]Thrilled to learn he has a big cock

Where did we learn that?

Some people have seen Saltburn already

R111 More.

He's also shown his lovely fat cock before:

Link without a need to log in

He is unfortunate looking. Like a mongoloid. Like he’s got American relatives in the Appalachians.