Things closeted celebs always say

I'm very busy.

I'm a Christian

I haven't found the right girl yet.

I only date in Europe.

I have a girlfriend, but she's too private to appear in public with me, which is why no one has ever seen her!

I'm married to my work.

Does anyone know if Donnell Turner from General Hospital is gay?

I ask because I was thumbing through an issue of Soap Opera Digest from a few months back. They had a feature about the sexiest men in daytime. All of the other men’s answers were pretty gender specific. His answers weren’t.

[Quote]And Dianne, thank you for teaching me about caring about the right things, and I love you. And Mother, I don't care what they say about bringing you to award shows. I will always bring you to award shows because I'm proud of you and I love you. And thank you, thank you, thank you.

R8 wins!

Jesus Christ, the same 90 year old dinosaur posts this thing every couple of months and it’s never any cleverer. Stars don’t talk like Roddy Macdowall to Look Magazine anymore, the vast majority of them simply choose not to share details of their personal life.

The presumption that someone who is very private is closeted overlooks the existence of things like Aspergers Syndrome, people on the Spectrum are often intensely private (read any profile of Cillian Murphy.) The idea that everyone wants to share the details of their personal life comes from neurotypical inflexibility (neurotypicals frequently have no deep interior life and exist only on the surface.)

Amal is the love of my life.

r10, you're taking this way too seriously. Lighten up.

I date in Europe. He's my roommate. You'd be surprised at what kind of women I'm attracted to. Mmm mmm look at that girl.

I don’t like to talk about my personal life.

I'm a LIFELONG bachelor.

My name is Shawn Mendes.

I found a good Christian woman.

You can cross meet my wife Deb off the list.

Still waiting for the right girl to come along. Maybe I'll find her when I'm 60

I prefer not to comment on my personal life.

I'm a VERY private person.

I'm dating Taylor Swift.

R22 That sounds exhausting.

Let's play Deal or No Deal!

R10 Thank you!

Michie likes sausage

Gays are evil and marriage is between one man and one woman.

We need to ban queer books.

Gays in the military will destroy morale!

“Calling me gay is insulting to my gay friends!

Another from our Canadian Queen.

“It’s giving Cher!”

Meet my girlfriend, Irina Shayk.

"Taron Egerton and I are just friends. And yeah, I did like playing Wolverine."