I’m the Scotch tape for turkey necks
Let’s Be Backstage Antics at A Beauty Pageant for Moms in Their Fifties
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 24, 2023 2:39 AM |
I’m the passive aggressive behavior.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 23, 2023 4:48 PM |
I'm the snarky cunt asking the contestant in the pic, "Why the long face, dear?"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 23, 2023 5:03 PM |
I’m the stinky pussies
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 23, 2023 5:09 PM |
I’m the shoulder pads and hairspray.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 23, 2023 5:28 PM |
Her mother should've been a DL icon. The theme-parties sound like some seriously fun bitchery.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 23, 2023 6:55 PM |
Im the Depends forced to be in close contact with sewery snatches.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 23, 2023 7:39 PM |
When her husband asked, “What do you want to do about it?” He was hoping for a particular answer and it was not, “Enter a beauty pageant!”
She harps on her mom, who was giving her reasonable advice based on how people are treated in the real word, but give no thought to the bullshit she is pushing on her own son. If you start out average looking and have a kid at 45, there is no way in hell he is going to think you are the most beautiful woman in the world.
She is simultaneously mad at her mom for being beautiful and mad at her son for not being a liar or delusional.
Get a fucking neck lift and a less ugly shirt and shut up.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 23, 2023 7:59 PM |
Should be “Sad old frau attempts to feel pretty by entering a beauty contest and FAILS”
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 23, 2023 9:09 PM |
R7 Give grandma a break. She didn’t find a man until she was 44, and had to push out a kid through perimenopause.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 23, 2023 9:18 PM |
Her mother has crazy eyes and wore black to her daughter's wedding. I think the instability goes way back in that family.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 24, 2023 12:56 AM |
I wish dementia had robbed her mother’s ability to speak 58 years ago. Then we would have been spared the daughter, her teeth, her hideous friends, having to read the word “empowering”, Toothy’s son and the image of a grimy Trump bra without a punchline.
And who the fuck grabs their mother by their neck fat? My mum was a sadistic bitch , and I have much anger towards the Hairy Midget, but I can’t imagine a) getting that close to her voluntarily and b) squeezing her neck fat. Doesn’t it sound both too intimate and too brutal?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 24, 2023 2:26 AM |
That entire essay was kind of pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 24, 2023 2:31 AM |
I liked the essay
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 24, 2023 2:39 AM |