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If Jennifer Garner dropped dead of stroke tomorrow, what would happen to Us Weekly and all the rest?

Which celebrity would take over for her carefully-curated pap strolls?

How would the celebrity mags cope?

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2023 3:18 PM

I’m the queen of pap strolls.

by Anonymousreply 1September 23, 2023 1:18 PM

r1

by Anonymousreply 2September 23, 2023 1:24 PM

As long as there are soggy-minded fuckwits that buy that shit (or seek it out online) there will always be a market for it.

by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2023 1:42 PM

Then they’d do her like they do Princess Diana, trot out a cover story about her every couple of years, like on the anniversary of her death.

by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2023 1:48 PM

U.S. Weekly used to be on Taylor Swift's payroll. They'll be fine.

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2023 1:54 PM

r5

by Anonymousreply 6September 23, 2023 1:59 PM

Tabs could restage it like they did Kirstie Alley. The latter was an industry joke until she suddenly conked Milked every possible penny out of her rotting corpse.

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2023 3:18 PM
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