MEANlennials

Did one of them refuse to fuck you OP?

Just wait, honey.

We’re indoctrinated. Late stage capitalism demands that we put profit above all else, and grind the weak beneath the wheels of efficiency. Women will be forced to bear obedient workers and customers for corporations. Art, culture and morals are easily replaced by advertisements, scrolling and violent crime, so long as the GDP increases forever.

Every mother of a Millennial has said this at some point...

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Who didn't think they would?

Millennials know what's up.

MilenNASTY!

Millennials are SOOO angry this decade, I'm not surprised

meanlennials has a nice ring to it

We're considered mean because we're questioning just what the fuck the elders are doing right now.

Their parents were 1980s Boomer Republicans. They try to fight the DNA by being fluid Woke vegans, but it's a constant battle.

R13 We're also fighting you, Gen X, you stupid cunts who not only went along with Boomers but who are currently Out-Boomering the Boomers as we speak.

This is low key fucking hilarious.

How would gay Millennials deal with living through the AIDS crisis like older gays did?

I bet they would just try to cancel it and then get really huffy!

r16 probably wants to cancel Bud light and Target. And football players who kneel

R14, We were latchkey kids and we’re latchkey adults. We don’t need either one of you.

Carry on as you were.

What's a latchkey adult?

I've never heard of it before.

[quote] How would gay Millennials deal with living through the AIDS crisis like older gays did?

I think we would have to figure it out just the way you gen Gen Xers had to figure it out when Baby Boomers came right at you and told you you were stupid, ugly, etc.

We are self-sufficient, R19.

I am a Boomer, r20.

R20 but you are!

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[quote]r10 Millennials are SOOO angry this decade, I'm not surprised.

I can personally attest to this.

I was shopping at the farmers market last week, and gradually realized a group of millennials were following me, snickering. They were the underprivileged sons of the fruit vendors working that day and I didn’t want to get them in trouble, so I tried to ignore them and continue with simply gathering my crabapples and berries etc. to make jam. One seemed kinder than the others and offered to carry the crate of purchased fruit to my bicycle. But away from the crowd, he changed. As he handled me brutishly, his gang of beefy Millennial pals appeared from the shadows and dragged me into the alley, where they stripped off my gingham rompers and violated me cruelly. I tried to slap at them with my flip flops but it was no use - i was passed from one to the other repeatedly amidst jabs and jeers. One filmed it on his fancy phone for his “channel” then when they’d had their fill they pushed me over into a hollyhock hedge, where I lost my bifocals. Knowing I could now not identify them I was forced to walk my bicycle and bruised fruit home, limping pitifully. There was no way I could ride, tattered and torn as I was at the hands of the new meanlennials.

r3 "Late stage capitalism"? as opposed to "early stage capitalism"? How fucking long are these stages of capitalism supposed to last? Oh wait, that's right, capitalism isn't real so there are no stages.

I tried to order a flat white at some gross coffee shop called a DINER and the stupid waitress never heard of that or hemp milk!

So I’m all, “FINE, get me an almond milk Americano,”

Her, “We got coffee and cream, babe.”

Ugh! I stormed to the counter and demanded to speak to the barista. Of course they didn’t have one. I don’t even want to know when those beans were ground.

R26, you’re overthinking it . “Last stage capitalism” aka “end stage capitalism” is just a phrase they like to toss around on (especially on Reddit). Someone said it once and it sorta sounded “smart” and then it spread like wildfire.

It’s a an umbrella statement that can be applied to simultaneously deny and justify their own inherent asshole-ness: but OUR situation is DIFFERENT!

Typo with the “a”

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To be fair, the millennium to which the generational label refers has been shit.