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Let's be American politics!

I'm 90 years old! I'm a freshman congressman!

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2023 3:38 PM

I'm the illiterate whore loonbag from Colorado who other illiterate whore loonbags from Colorado voted for. I'll fuck up your theater experience by vaping and doing disgusting heterosex in the movie theater in front of preggos and children.

by Anonymousreply 1September 23, 2023 7:46 AM

I'm the electoral college.

by Anonymousreply 2September 23, 2023 7:55 AM

I'm Dianne Feinstein's 300-year jubilee.

by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2023 7:59 AM

I'm the decades long no end in sight hopeless Senate deadlock so no important legislation can be made.

by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2023 8:19 AM

I'm a clusterfuck.

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2023 3:38 PM
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