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Did You Know This “Power Duo” Is “Taking Over Hollywood”?

It’s true, according to the investigative journalism of HELL0 magazine. Elizabeth Hurley and her totally normal and down to earth son Damian, who doesn’t at all look like a scary freak, have a “fortune” (his is $500,000!) and are “tak8mg over Hollywood.” He is a “budding photographer,” taking photos of his mom in her bikini.

Looks like this power duo is on a hugely upward trajectory! (No evidence provided)

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by Anonymousreply 29September 23, 2023 9:20 PM

She's gorgeous. He's got all the right bits and coloring but it all just doesn't fit together properly unfortunately. Very unsexy.

by Anonymousreply 1September 23, 2023 3:09 AM

Hello only hires the BEST writers, those who are poised to take over the profession—only those with hundreds of Tik Tok likes.🙃

by Anonymousreply 2September 23, 2023 3:12 AM

I'm a budding Artist.

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by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2023 3:15 AM

There's a sort of "uncanny valley" effect with Damian - like he's beautiful but you have this feeling that he isn't actually alive or human or something.

by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2023 3:15 AM

Do the whores & beards take over Hollywood? I thought that was her talent.

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2023 3:16 AM

Damian nibbled a humble salad ...

by Anonymousreply 6September 23, 2023 3:19 AM

This is deep-dive journalism here.

$500k? Wow. You could almost buy a condo on Lawn Guyland with that kind of money

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2023 3:20 AM

He’s halfway to a first-floor 700 sq ft redo in Chelsea! But mom will have to cover the monthly maintenance.

by Anonymousreply 8September 23, 2023 3:35 AM

100% R4. I'm not sure I would call him beautiful but he's got everything in the right places I guess but in the wrong proportions. He's just completely sexless. Like a Ken doll but not as sexy. Perhaps he will develop as he gets older.

by Anonymousreply 9September 23, 2023 3:59 AM

Weird relationship.

by Anonymousreply 10September 23, 2023 4:12 AM

He freaks me out.

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by Anonymousreply 11September 23, 2023 4:18 AM

R4, He looks like a fag.

by Anonymousreply 12September 23, 2023 4:20 AM

I think Damian looks weird because he’s always just doing rich kid things, he wears lots of makeup and he always poses like a slutty, female model (pursed lips, etc). You never really see him with a normal, silly or facial expression, which is bizarre. I always assume such twinks will wake up when they hit 30, but you never know, especially if never has to work. He could keep that same facial expression for the next 50 years and become a plastic surgery laughing stock.

by Anonymousreply 13September 23, 2023 4:21 AM

Basically he looks like he's on the cusp of making a decision about whether to trans or not R11.

by Anonymousreply 14September 23, 2023 4:21 AM

And Damon Damian shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be rememberèd—

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers

by Anonymousreply 15September 23, 2023 4:22 AM

That head belongs to a wider guy. As soon as the old bird dies under anesthesia, he’ll go big.

by Anonymousreply 16September 23, 2023 4:29 AM

When will he come out?

by Anonymousreply 17September 23, 2023 12:19 PM

He looks like a wax-figure mashup of David Cassidy and Linda Evangelista that went eerily wrong.

by Anonymousreply 18September 23, 2023 12:58 PM

I thought Damien was transitioning into a woman.

R3 those people in the frame are hideous. I'd rather have a singing fish on my wall.

by Anonymousreply 19September 23, 2023 1:02 PM

Those two get me the creeps. Something so unnatural and off-putting about them.

by Anonymousreply 20September 23, 2023 1:23 PM

Give me. ^

by Anonymousreply 21September 23, 2023 1:34 PM

Like a lot of rich kids, he's a spoiled, entitled brat with too much money and time on his hands, but there's also something else disturbing about him...Patrick Bateman comes to mind.

by Anonymousreply 22September 23, 2023 1:41 PM

They don't look like they could take over a Dairy Queen.

by Anonymousreply 23September 23, 2023 1:44 PM

Nice lips though...

by Anonymousreply 24September 23, 2023 1:55 PM

R24 His, I'm assuming. They look like hers in the 1990s. She's since turned hers inside out to simulate the de-rigueur simian prolapse. (Why????)

by Anonymousreply 25September 23, 2023 8:47 PM

^ simian *rectal* prolapse.

by Anonymousreply 26September 23, 2023 8:48 PM

Is he family?

by Anonymousreply 27September 23, 2023 8:52 PM

Do they have a family plastic surgeon on retainer? He'd be the perfect groom for Olivia Newton-John's daughter, Chloe!

by Anonymousreply 28September 23, 2023 9:17 PM

Elizabeth, 39…

by Anonymousreply 29September 23, 2023 9:20 PM
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