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I lost myself at work today

I attacked multiple coworkers verbally. Now I am waiting for whatever will come next Monday

by Anonymousreply 55September 24, 2023 1:28 AM

Give us some specifics.

by Anonymousreply 1September 23, 2023 1:48 AM

Were you justifiably frustrated? Or were you straight-up unhinged like a crazy person?

by Anonymousreply 2September 23, 2023 1:50 AM

I hope you get fired OP. No one likes an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2023 2:16 AM

Learn some fucking emotional control, OP. Are you 4?

by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2023 2:28 AM

were you menstruating?

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2023 2:30 AM

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 6September 23, 2023 2:31 AM

Were they slapped quite viciously?

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2023 2:33 AM

Work out your defense this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 8September 23, 2023 2:34 AM

I lost myself at Chuck-E-Cheese today. I attacked multiple children verbally. Now I am waiting for whatever will come next Monday

by Anonymousreply 9September 23, 2023 2:35 AM

Did they cut in front of you at the pot-luck Friday lunch?

by Anonymousreply 10September 23, 2023 2:36 AM

Is your name Greg by chance? She has that same problem here on DL.

by Anonymousreply 11September 23, 2023 2:37 AM

OP, we suggest you watch this video before our meeting first thing Monday morning! Enjoy the weekend!!

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by Anonymousreply 12September 23, 2023 2:41 AM

Decorum is not valued today as it was in my day.

by Anonymousreply 13September 23, 2023 2:44 AM

Tell them you’re on Ozempic and you’re HONGRY

by Anonymousreply 14September 23, 2023 2:44 AM

Did you lift up your caftan and assault them visually or was this strictly verbal?

by Anonymousreply 15September 23, 2023 2:47 AM

Did you tell them it was Italian temper and you didn’t mean it? Bring in cookies to prove it but leave out one ingredient.

by Anonymousreply 16September 23, 2023 2:47 AM

More details, OP, or it didn’t happen.

by Anonymousreply 17September 23, 2023 2:48 AM

Are you free bleeding?

by Anonymousreply 18September 23, 2023 2:49 AM

If you get fired, just turn up again on the next working day like George in Seinfeld did.

by Anonymousreply 19September 23, 2023 2:50 AM

Did they finally tell you a halter top and turban were not appropriate for the office?

by Anonymousreply 20September 23, 2023 2:55 AM

Why do fuckwits like OP make a vague statement with zero details and then not return to provide any details? What a cunt. Sick of it.

Hope you get fired and then run over by a bus on the way out on Monday. Don't forget to provide details of that!

by Anonymousreply 21September 23, 2023 2:59 AM

"And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people, because you're BASTARD PEOPLE. That's what you are, you're just bastard people and I'm going home."

by Anonymousreply 22September 23, 2023 3:01 AM

Did it go viral? Doesn't count if it didn't go viral.

by Anonymousreply 23September 23, 2023 3:05 AM

[quote]Now I am waiting for whatever will come next Monday

The HEAVE-ho!

by Anonymousreply 24September 23, 2023 3:06 AM

Did you go home and bite your pillow, OP?

by Anonymousreply 25September 23, 2023 3:07 AM

Did someone eat your lunch from the office kitchen?

by Anonymousreply 26September 23, 2023 3:08 AM

We hope your job loss leaves you without the money to post here, OP.

We really do.

by Anonymousreply 27September 23, 2023 3:09 AM

Details, please

by Anonymousreply 28September 23, 2023 4:32 AM

Oh, stop begging, R28. OP has left the building.

by Anonymousreply 29September 23, 2023 5:57 AM

If you have a female boss, you're getting fired.

by Anonymousreply 30September 23, 2023 5:58 AM

When you go in Monday morning, stick out your bottom lip and say, "I sowwy." Works every time.

by Anonymousreply 31September 23, 2023 6:10 AM

Just breathe, OP. And remember to always love, laugh and love.

by Anonymousreply 32September 23, 2023 6:34 AM

*live*

by Anonymousreply 33September 23, 2023 6:35 AM

OP went postal!

by Anonymousreply 34September 23, 2023 6:54 AM

Good thing you didn't have a gun in your desk drawer.

I'm assuming that you didn't have a gun, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 35September 23, 2023 8:34 AM

OMG. He had a gun didn't he R35. That's why we haven't heard anything.

by Anonymousreply 36September 23, 2023 10:38 AM

BITCH.

by Anonymousreply 37September 23, 2023 10:43 AM

R21

Attention seeking? I have seen this stuff before and don't get it either but it makes me forget the whole thing pretty fast. Seems a ploy for attention.

by Anonymousreply 38September 23, 2023 10:52 AM

OP, if your co-workers were frauen, I'm sure they deserved it. Good on you!

That said, you might start browsing Glassdoor for a new job.

by Anonymousreply 39September 23, 2023 11:00 AM

BEECH.

by Anonymousreply 40September 23, 2023 11:05 AM

I lose myself tonight 😩

by Anonymousreply 41September 23, 2023 11:20 AM

Use some buzzwords like microaggressions, fat phobia, and misgendering.

by Anonymousreply 42September 23, 2023 11:25 AM

I have nothing to lose at work.

by Anonymousreply 43September 23, 2023 11:29 AM

OP accused his Middle-Eastern coworker of homophobia:

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by Anonymousreply 44September 23, 2023 11:59 AM

Did you find your way out?

by Anonymousreply 45September 23, 2023 1:31 PM

OP - Good for you for recognizing and owning up to your inappropriate behavior.

Report yourself to your supervisor and to the HR Office on Monday and figure out the best way to apologize and make amends with your coworkers. Try to make this an opportunity for learning/growth.

by Anonymousreply 46September 23, 2023 1:39 PM

Bitch, are you for real?!

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by Anonymousreply 47September 23, 2023 1:52 PM

This is how they will handle it come Monday.

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by Anonymousreply 48September 23, 2023 2:56 PM

OP operates a carnival funhouse.

by Anonymousreply 49September 23, 2023 2:59 PM

OP, if you've offended the office frauentariat, just bring in a couple boxes of doughnuts on Monday morning and all will be forgiven.

Please note I said A COUPLE BOXES.

by Anonymousreply 50September 23, 2023 3:03 PM

And then I lost myself to everyone on DL

Try that Monday, Opie: just disappear.

by Anonymousreply 51September 23, 2023 3:23 PM
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by Anonymousreply 52September 23, 2023 3:29 PM

OP was this the scenaro?

Bobby: “Calm your tits, OP. I’ll get to the report next week.”

OP: “Next WEEK!? I’ve been telling you since June 1st this report was due before YOM KIPPUR!”

Fred, Manager: “Lucien, Do NOT shout. You are OUT OF LINE.”

Crystal, Marketing: “Yeah, Lucien, STFU. you KNOW I can’t hear my Joe Rogan podcast when you freak the fuck out!”

OP: “Crystal, I’m SURPRISED you can hear anything with your snout buried in your 20 piece McNuggets”

´And Bobby, you smell like the slop sink at TGIF and the low-rent whores you order get hysterectomies and retire upon sight of you.

“Fred, I simply cannot work with these uncultured boors and demand your corner office or I will inform your superior of your gross misuse of petty cash.”

by Anonymousreply 53September 23, 2023 4:25 PM

OP = Lucien

by Anonymousreply 54September 23, 2023 4:26 PM

R53, that made me laugh! You write damn snappy dialogue. I bet you're fun to work with.

by Anonymousreply 55September 24, 2023 1:28 AM
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