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How the Exorcist would be different if…

…the demon behaved like Endora from Bewitched.

If the demon in "The Exorcist" behaved like Endora from "Bewitched," we'd have a wildly different and perhaps more comical take on the classic horror film. Here's how it might play out:

Sassy One-Liners: Instead of terrifying growls and curses, the demon would unleash a barrage of sassy one-liners and witty remarks in a voice dripping with sarcasm. Picture Regan, with a mischievous glint in her eye, delivering lines like, "Oh, darling, you really thought you could exorcise little old me? How quaint!"

Fashion Transformation: Regan, under the demon's influence, would undergo frequent and extravagant wardrobe changes, with outfits inspired by various eras and fashion icons. One moment she'd be rocking a flapper dress, and the next, she'd channel Marilyn Monroe in a glamorous gown.

Glamorous Levitation: Instead of the eerie levitation scenes, Regan would gracefully float in the air while sipping a martini or reclining on an invisible chaise lounge, complete with a cigarette holder. The demon would turn levitation into a glamorous art form.

Magical Pranks: The demon's antics would include pulling playful magical pranks on the priests and the family, turning them into animals temporarily or conjuring up a feast out of thin air during exorcism attempts.

Epic Spell Battles: The climax would feature a magical showdown between the priests and the demon, with swirling spells, glittering lights, and a fierce, bewitched battle of wits.

Endora's Exit: As the exorcism concludes, the demon, still in its Endora persona, would exit with a flourish, leaving behind a trail of sparkles and a lingering scent of enchantment.

In this alternate version, "The Exorcist" would become a whimsical supernatural comedy with a sassy twist, where the demon's goal isn't to terrify but to entertain and perplex. It's all about sass, glamour, and a touch of magical mischief, darling!

by Anonymousreply 0September 22, 2023 1:43 PM
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