Your Favorite Non-Porn Porn

Live performances.

Actual medical exams.

I’ll never forget the time I went to Hooters of all places and guys were lined up in their underwear for a weigh in. I remember they held up a towel. I think they were getting naked back there!!!

Greco-Roman wrestling. The formal kind with rules, not WWE. It's better than porn.

Turkish Oil Wrestling. Especially around the 5:30/6:00 mark when the hands start going down the pants.

Gymnasts and divers.

Here's my husband, Victor, with the Belgian national gymnastics team. 😋

These Greek dancers are quite eye catching!

More medical exams. This one is vintage, when there was much less concern for modesty.

Prostate exam.

Entertainment at a client's birthday party.

[quote] Gymnasts and divers.

And here's my Italian boyfriend, Stefano Belotti.

I've blown more than a couple of loads to this

Wrestling. All wrestling, all the time

The NFL Combine

Weightlifting competitions. They guys all have AMAZING asses from doing all those squats with heavy weights.

The bodybuilding weigh-ins from Poland can be fun.

Some more of the blond guy in R16. Bel Ami should call him stat.

The men's underwear section of the catalog.

Turkish Barbers

Yoga

Massage down under.

Urology

Aaron Schock Modelling Management, LLC

London Paris Milan Phuket Tokyo

R20 Yeah all the yoga manhos on youtube are fun.

More massage

Sam Cushing workout videos

Yes, Belotti the diver is my latest obsession as well. This boy knows how to rock a red speedo.

He very hot R27 and he's a tripod.

Another massage youtuber. . He specializes in big bear, beefy guys.

Either SoloTouch stories or dudes standing NAKED. Don’t mess with my yum.

Kahunaman.

Why is everyone in OP pic giving Neanderthal in lycra vibes?

A foreigner would think Turkish men just massage each other all day.

Body painting.

Love the Melbourne guys.

Behind the scenes nude movie clips.

The Food Network

r9 That guy was so cute

Vintage military health films. Start at 7:56 unless you are into lice.

Don't know why it doesn't load.

[quote][R9] That guy was so cute

Then you might enjoy this one.

[quote] Don't know why it doesn't load.

Youtube probably hasn't received the required permission from your mother allowing you to watch it yet.

Us guys are hairy, smelly and WEIRD.

You might like this jiu-jitsu channel, OP. The instructor's a hot guy who's good at talking through the moves as he does them. He was cutest 5-ish years ago, but I still like his videos as someone who's learning.

[quote]Vintage military health films

I'd love to be the inspector at 8:15. What a great job.

Baseball - looking at the hot guys' butts, like Albert Pujols here.

Ah, baseball. Balls and Ass.

^ sorry, don't click.

Sometimes just staring off and cranking it out is all you need.

Yes R12 it is strange in your link at the 3:50 mark when the father's fingers extend to graze his son's dick, the son who is wearing bikini briefs that can't even contain his pubes.

r36's post needs its own thread... loving that skinny twink's little stick out prick! Could watch these all day!

The Naked Project

Stretching

Underwear review.

[quote]Then you might enjoy this one.

I did (but I'm not R9). It looks like the penis of the one lying back has a mind of its own once the sheet gets pulled back. He's twitchin' for attention.

The guy at R53 is so fucking hot. I love how retarded he sounds. Makes him hotter. Buwho the hell has tight ankles. He is the prototype meathead. 🔥🔥

Sweet Jesus, r9. My tongue would be buried in that hole so fast... Asses like that are why rimming is a thing, gentlemen.

Of course then I'd have to try and explain myself to the patient. Good thing I never went to med school.

I don't know why YouTube allows some of these videos, but God bless them for doing so.

r5 or anyone explain to me why they put their hands down the other guy's pants?

Medical exams are hot!

This recent find - Troye Sivan Rush video. Instant classic for twink lovers. Can you imagine if videos like this were playing on early MTV?

Music videos are becoming the outlet for gay performers to display their " outness" and I'm here for it. Although he is not classically attractive, the South Korean singer Holland, is certainly more daring than Sivan. I'd really love to see moments like 2:29 in western videos. I saw it and went" Whoa. Times have certainly changed."

I have medical fetish about naked physical exams, so this is my porn.

Male strippers. It reminds me of my nights at the Gaiety.

Photoshoots.

Behind the scenes " runway show."

Some of those medical exam vids are hotter than others, of course, depending on several variables. If you go to 12:00 at the one at R8, you can see that the guy's penis looks noticeably more filled out while it's being examined than elsewhere in the video -- not quite erect, but not fully flaccid either. Very hot.

The glute massage video at R35 is very hot because (1) both guys are gorgeous and sexy as hell, and (2) the moans and groans of the guy who's being massaged are off-the-charts hot.

R66 I'm guessing it's a porn studio runway show.

R69, no, it's a Sharpshooter video. No sex.

R70 Lots of holes and hardons, though. A porn primer.

Of course, some of the hottest non-porn porn is delivered in mainstream movies in which at least one incredibly gorgeous, often scantily clad male actor is completely and totally objectified, like the magnificent Mile O'Keefe in TARZAN.

Half-naked yoga, because... why not?

Derek Bolt - such a Renaissance Man - hairy and hungry bottom, architect. on his knees cock sucker, centered yoga student, spit-roasted bitch for groups, at-home cook!

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Naked yoga.

The Strongest Man Sumo Challenge on YouTube, identified only as some time in the mid-90's, really gets my engine going. There have been subsequent events but this one(which might have been the first of its kind) is the best. 🤼‍♂️

Naked celebrities on stage. Here is Johnny Galecki exposing little Johnny.

[quote]I did (but I'm not [R9]). It looks like the penis of the one lying back has a mind of its own once the sheet gets pulled back. He's twitchin' for attention.

Here is the whole exam.

I um...watched yeah watched this guy a lot during the pandemic when I couldn't go to the gym. He's my fucking dream man. At 1:04 he starts with the shirtless.

He knows his fan base

DILFs of Disneyland.

Italian chiropractic videos.

They’re both hot and I like the way he’s manhandling him, but that cracking! Yikes!

Don't know why he had to keep his underwear on.

Naked basketball. I've played it before and it was fun.

R85 It looks rough on the balls.

Yes, the basketballs do take a beating. But they have a thick rubber outside.

Soccer is softcore, but rugby is hardcore

Why can't they bring back Naked News?

R85 That reminds me that there used to be a naked basketball video that I used to like from Fratmen when they were putting out their Fratpad videos. Right when I was going to save it, it disappeared. I've never found it again. Now the entire Fratmen website disappeared earlier this year. You'd think some other porn studio would have bought the content.

I wish I got to see a lot of those secret locker room videos. I used to have a bunch of pamphlets from some studio that had a lot of them, but they got sued and went out of business. One unusual thing with them was that they also had a niche variety of Nazi Youth films from the thirties. Anyway, back then I didn't have the money to order anything.

R91, just go to xhamster or any of the pron sites and you can see plenty of the locker room videos.

R92 That gorgeous dude on the left has a semi!

Here's a guy who would never do the towel dance.

R94 Look at my huge cock! I said LOOK AT IT!

What cock? That's a leg.

R94 would’ve been hotter with some other guys in the locker room trying to avert their stares and pretending to ignore the elephant (dick) in the room.

Even hotter if it drew a comment or two.

enormous

R93 The guy on the left looks like Juan Calabares who puts up content on the internets and has his own channel at xvideos (which might call into question whether the shower video is actually a spy cam and the other guys know that there's a camera there).

You're Welcome.

R100 That video is already up at R17.

R101....oh.....now I feel humiliated.

Don't fret, R102. He's worth a second look.

Also, despite our hall monitor, it’s okay to repost something that’s already been posted on a thread.

Only one (very vociferous) person cares.

I love seeing men walking with boners, especially the amateur ones.

I don't understand a word of french, but this due gets some hot dudes in his videos.

The Baywatch clips of David Chokachi, Billy Warlock, John Allen Nelson, and Michael Bergin were my go-to for many years.

Updog

Some of the videos from this barber

Thanks for that, R107. Does anyone other than me feel that Glen Powell looks a lot like the young John Allen Nelson?

Phallus Filler

Baseball butts, B-ball armpits

Those groans..

Naked man chained to a radiator.

Virtual boyfriend

Hot

Basketball armpits!

Vintage Sears and Monkey Wards catalogs.

Thanks r115, that was quite excellent at fulfilling my voyeuristic needs.

This thread has enormous potential. All of these videos are hotter than what inked whores put out on Onlyfans.

Celebrations after Rugby matches:

Accidental dick and/or ball slips. There’s a Reddit group, but many of those appear to be staged or posed.

Thank you, R106 and R115, those men are beautiful!

I can't explain it so don't ask. Vintage military training videos.

Water Polo.

Vintage photos of WW2 GIs and Marines in the South Pacific.

1950s Boxing footage.