I Saw Corey Feldman Live on Saturday

Here he reminds us to GO 4 IT

He's not inspiring OP, he's an embarrassment. I am actually embarrassed for him!

There are loads of people with real talent who don't have a dollar, it's sickening not inspiring in the least. A completely whacked out ghoul and his sex trafficked whores being trotted out by enablers who are probably robbing him blind sucking attention and money away from real talent because we love a celebrity freakshow.

Yes I’m jealous bitch

R2 I know. Just wait until you see this clip.

It is embarrassing but it's also so freeing! Because it would be hard to be as bad as Corey Feldman. He's already taking up that space. So you know you will be better than that, and that's a great feeling.

It's always nice to see people who are lower on the food chain.

Great lesson, OP.

Plus, you don't get any better sitting at home, you may as well get up there and practice!

Bless his heart. He probably thinks the people are recording him because they like his music.

R5 you have issues

His band is as out of tune as he is.

[quote]I Saw Corey Feldman Live on Saturday

The Datalounge condoles you.

His face looks good from a distance, for 50! And he's NOT fat.

Did he still have secrets to tell, or has the right book deal not come along yet?

He’s such a creepy jerk. He still mimics Michael Jackson and He Can’t Siiiiing!

Whhhhhaaat? What happened to Corey's Angels?

I once spent an evening with Corey and his Dad in 1987. I was dating his publicist at the time. We went to the NYC premier of the Lost Boys. I sat with Corey during the movie, he was a nice kid and we ate popcorn. After the movie we all went to Catch A Rising Star in NYC where Corey was going to do his stand up act, I drove him there in my car. The act was fine, I sat with his Dad and other family members. Also on the ticket was Joy Behar doing her act. She saw me in the audience and swore I was her cousin from Brooklyn. We hung out at the bar and she smoked all my cigarettes. Corey was only 16 so couldn't drink and his Dad took him home. Ah memories.....

Is he rapping?

R15 sounds like Christian rock

Dammit, now I'm gonna be singing "Ascension! MILLENNIUM!" all fucking night.

I was molested.

Why does he still need to dance & act like MJ- he is ridiculous & still a nobody.....

I know, I'm sorry, R19

😥😢OP.

😭😭😭😭

Is that what you young people call a "bop?"

Awwwww lol lol.

Well, you're awful cute, R19. I am sorry from the bottom of my heart.

If it helps any, his growling off-pitch voice has been pummeling my head all day, too.

The other one of the two Coreys, not the cute one.

Did he fire the surviving angels?

I think one of his Surviving Angels frequently posts here. Ask her!

I like blue.

I wonder if he reads the DL, if so Hey Corey that was a fun night and I wish you well. Been a long time.

He may be an obsessed MJ impersonator, but at least he didn’t fuck up his face, and never hooked up with little boys.

Also, he doesn’t sing like MJ. He sounds more like Redd Foxx.

Agree with you OP. I admire people who have low shame and let their insanity all hang out. I find them incredibly entertaining.

Good post OP. Why are the people dancing around in a circle? Is it a mosh pit when you don't have enough people or don't have a small enough space?

Who did he blow to get a place in that line-up?

Thanks for taking one for the team, OP.

Do you think the opening tech problem is part of the act?

He lost me when I saw that documentary about him (or was it about the two Coreys?), back when he was with this wife and he was talking about how she had been invited (or was it that she wanted to be invited to the Playboy mansion) and the way he said it, it sounded like it was the Holy Grail of a woman's life to be invited to the Playboy mansion and I was like who the fuck says things like that? Or even thinks like that? From then on, I always thought the wrong Corey had died (and God knows what a low bar it is to clear).

Was he the Corey in 'Burbs'? I still enjoy that movie.

How can this guy still have any money?

Nobody is paying for his "musical talents" and his twink days are long gone.

The Feldog!

Was he *ever* attractive?

Whenever someone says of a 50-something celebrity “they never did anything to their face” my first thought is that that's probably incorrect.

Yes, he is the Corey from The Burbs, R39. One of the funniest of the 80s comedies!

Corey Feldman actually is a good actor. Both comic and serious. It's interesting that he devotes all of his time to the singing when he is more likely be able to have a resurgence as an actor, if he but only tried, than to become a huge musician. Acting would make him some money. He must really hate acting.

R34, It's called a circle pit. "A circle pit is a form of moshing in which participants run in a circular motion around the edges of the pit, often leaving an open space in the center"

[quote]Do you think the opening tech problem is part of the act?

R37, I wondered the exact same thing. But then I saw the pissy look on his face and thought "Oh shit, I think he's serious." You never admonish your band as a joke.

But -- it's Corey Feldman we're. talking about, so who knows. His brain works in mysterious ways.

I wonder that too, R40

The last I saw of him was in a video with Tyler Henry.

No r42. He used to have parties at his house with his angels and charge creepy men money to attend.

Was there a better act on after him, or something? I’m amazed that big of a crowd stayed to watch Corey Feldman. Am I the only one?

Yes, R49. He was the second act on the stage that day (it was a three-day festival. There were several increasingly bigger acts after him, culminating in the Insane Clown Posse at 8pm.

There were also four other stages. This was the smallest stage of the five.

R49 I’m suspecting that there were people there that actually appreciate musicians that can play the guitar properly , like ani di franco. I would have stayed there regardless to see ani beating that guitar into submission like mark king playing bass. She puts guitars through their paces in a real way

^^^ ani also has witty lyrics. Worth waiting for. I saw her live in the 90s and I was completely astounded.

Yes I would have liked to have caught Ani's set, R51 / R52, but the Breeders were on a different stage overlapping with her and I chose the Breeders. They are celebrating the 30-year anniversary of Last Splash. I saw the Breeders 30 years ago when that album first dropped. So I kinda had to bring it full circle.

Here is an example of another person with the same disorder as Corey Feldman.

R50 People don’t always show up that much for the earlier acts, though.

Correct, R55. Corey was clearly a draw (for reasons that are well known to the rest of us).

Wow, that was even worse than I expected. His "music" is objectively terrible. I feel bad for his band. His bass player looks bored.

It takes pretty big balls to start a circle mosh pit at a Corey Feldman "concert."

He was really cute on the sonogram R42. It went downhill from there.

R44 Thank you. I thought the 'Burbs was a good movie with a great cast. I loved the dyanamic between Bruce Dern and Corey. And let's not forget Gale Gordon!

He’s old now. With the dyed hair and floor show, he looks like every loser in show biz.nibidy hires him for anything anymore.

Is that paparazzi in the front row? Were they waiting for him to do something even worse than his singing?

God bless him.

Tragic

Sometimes he looks like Sara Gilbert.

He must have insisted the backup dancers were worse dancers than himself.

I just saw him in an Eight Is Enough episode. He looked like an eight year old playing a five year old.

[quote]Sometimes he looks like Sara Gilbert

We should investigate this.

He's just always been so heinously ugly. Always.

And he's always seemed to think he's hot and funny.

The delusion is strong with this one.

R64 He looks EXACTLY like Sara Gilbert. They could be brother and sister!

What’s your favourite Corey Feldman song?

The Heinz ketchup jingle.

His videos are truly a wonder

^^^All one take! No edits, no cuts! No attempt to stage/delcutter the home prior to filming!^^^

R16 you hung out with Joy Behar? That sounds like a lot more fun than OP's odd fascination with Feldman. Spill the Tea.

R19 here, this time getting very pissed off by R31, who compared Corey's voice to Redd Foxx.

Pissed because it is dead-balls 💯 and now I cannot unhear it.

And props to R72, because God help me I am loving both song and video.

Meanwhile, during r16's lovely night with the Feldman klan, Corey Haim was likely coked out of his mind getting railed by a couple of ancient producers at the film's after-after party.

Like most stand up comedians R73 she suffered from anxiety and low self esteem and was self deprecating. Not the loud broad from Brooklyn as in her act but nice though.

He’s cweepy. 🧛 👻

You would think SOMEONE would tell him that aping Michael Jackson is not woke.

I can’t believe he just divorced his wife for her health problems. He seems like a douche

At least he cut his hair for the Ascension video. But I got a laugh when he emerges from the shower in eye makeup.

ooh he roped in Sean Astin into his video.

We need more vocalists who growl.

Where's that key?

Oh, there it is

And finally!

THIS IS THE BIG ONE, ELIZABETH! I’M COMIN’ TO JOIN YOU!

Wasn't he on Madame's Place as a child?

His mom or dad should have had him chemically castrated in his youth so he could reach the high notes. What a sad excuse for stage parents!

He needed the Rosses.

He's very demanding of the people around him.

It was generous of Sean Astin to participate in CF’s video. The Goonies references were cute and SA appeared to be enjoying himself. Has a sequel to The Goonies ever been rumored?

I saw him once on a morning TV show performing in studio, and i think he also had some kind of problem with beginning a song. That’s what this reminded me of.

I'm legit impressed you were able to sit through an entire set, OP. I couldn't make it through more than a few seconds of those clips.

[quote] I can’t believe he just divorced his wife for her health problems

Was that the same devoted wife who kept a vigil by his "hospital" bed after he was "stabbed"?

He wasn’t stabbed he was high.

I'm surprised Corey hasn't incurred the wrath of feminists over his Ascension Millenium video and the way he objectifies women. But we see him bare chested so maybe that balances it out.

Omg, I’m going to see him tonight! I’m looking forward to an absolute mess. I just hope he’ll be done by 10 because I’m getting old.

Huh?

Pictures please r95. I’m surprised to r94. They probably just don’t even notice what he does.

There's no way I'd be able to stop laughing out loud if I saw him live. He's hilarious.

Can't wait to hear your thoughts and impressions, R95!

[quote]I can’t believe he just divorced his wife for her health problems. He seems like a douche

I know, R80. It doesn't make any sense to me. Why would you divorce someone you purport to love and adore, just because they are dealing with health issues? Unless she needs to get away from him for her own mental health and has instigated it. But she's only said wonderful things about him. It's seems super fucked up.

This binder is a psychotic’s feverdream.

Binder = concert.

R102 He's a fucking trip, right?

Corey built this shitty on his rock and roll.

He doesn’t look too bad.