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Ron DeSantis kicks dogs

In case you needed another reason to hate him

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by Anonymousreply 13September 21, 2023 11:05 PM

Any dog tries to get in my bed and I kick him too. Well, I mean unless he's human and cute.

And no, I still hate DeSantis.

by Anonymousreply 1September 20, 2023 7:58 PM

Are we sure it wasn’t his wife?

by Anonymousreply 2September 20, 2023 8:00 PM

You mean Ronnie Lil Boots?

by Anonymousreply 3September 20, 2023 8:12 PM

My thoughts exactly, R1!

by Anonymousreply 4September 20, 2023 8:16 PM

"Any dog tries to get in my bed and I kick him too."

You can rest assured the god damned dog has less germs and cooties and a cleaner ass than Platonic Caveman's average hookup.

by Anonymousreply 5September 20, 2023 8:17 PM

Oops, I meant R2. I had the other one blocked and miscounted.

by Anonymousreply 6September 20, 2023 8:21 PM

If he ever attempted to kick my dogs, he’d be in for a lengthy hospital stay

by Anonymousreply 7September 20, 2023 8:24 PM

[quote]Any dog tries to get in my bed and I kick him too.

A totally unsurprising post from BubonicCaveman.

by Anonymousreply 8September 20, 2023 8:32 PM

His fans don't care. They'll spin this in a "dogs need to know their place, just like women, coloreds, gays, etc."

by Anonymousreply 9September 20, 2023 8:35 PM

[quote] You can rest assured the god damned dog has less germs and cooties and a cleaner ass than Platonic Caveman's average hookup.

r5 Aren't you that guy who puts peanut butter on his asshole and lets his dog lick it off? 🤣

by Anonymousreply 10September 21, 2023 6:00 PM

At least it's a fucking dog licking the peanut butter off my asshole, R10, and not my mother, as in your case.

by Anonymousreply 11September 21, 2023 6:03 PM

[quote] ... and not my mother, as in your case.

r11 Your mother licked peanut butter off my asshole? Ewww. 🤣

by Anonymousreply 12September 21, 2023 10:55 PM

That wasn't a dog that was Ron's wife, Wolfboy

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