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The subtle gay career trajectories of deeply-closeted men

Long-haul truck driver

Anything military

Wrestling coach

What else?

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by Anonymousreply 63October 1, 2023 1:36 AM

Catholic priest

by Anonymousreply 1September 20, 2023 2:02 AM

Pontiff.

by Anonymousreply 2September 20, 2023 2:02 AM

A-C list actor on TV or in film

by Anonymousreply 3September 20, 2023 2:05 AM

United States Senator from South Carolina

by Anonymousreply 4September 20, 2023 2:06 AM

I would think being a wrestling coach would be torture for a deeply-closeted man. Those guys are a step or two off just fucking on the mat.

by Anonymousreply 5September 20, 2023 2:06 AM

Cowboy.

by Anonymousreply 6September 20, 2023 2:07 AM

Any law school graduate who does not pass their state Bar Exam.

by Anonymousreply 7September 20, 2023 2:08 AM

r4 wins!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8September 20, 2023 2:08 AM

Megachurch Pastor

by Anonymousreply 9September 20, 2023 2:09 AM

NFL Quarterback

by Anonymousreply 10September 20, 2023 2:10 AM

Video arcade token dispenser!😂

by Anonymousreply 11September 20, 2023 2:10 AM

Gay conversion therapist.

by Anonymousreply 12September 20, 2023 2:11 AM

Megachurch Youth Minister

by Anonymousreply 13September 20, 2023 2:11 AM

Fluffer for some movie called "American Beauty"

by Anonymousreply 14September 20, 2023 2:13 AM

Wall Street

by Anonymousreply 15September 20, 2023 2:21 AM

CNN news show anchor?!

by Anonymousreply 16September 20, 2023 2:28 AM

Guidance counselor?

by Anonymousreply 17September 20, 2023 2:31 AM

Boyfriend of Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough, or Irina Shayk

by Anonymousreply 18September 20, 2023 2:35 AM

Career Navy man.

EMT

Dentist

by Anonymousreply 19September 20, 2023 2:36 AM

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by Anonymousreply 20September 20, 2023 2:38 AM

According to DL: church organist

by Anonymousreply 21September 20, 2023 2:48 AM

Woodshop teacher

by Anonymousreply 22September 20, 2023 4:43 AM

Paramedic (No, really!)

by Anonymousreply 23September 20, 2023 4:44 AM

Baseball coach.

by Anonymousreply 24September 20, 2023 5:05 AM

Armpit-hair-sniffer

by Anonymousreply 25September 20, 2023 5:06 AM

Homophobic "family values" Senator or Congress

Homophobic Alt-Right Podcaster or YouTuber

by Anonymousreply 26September 20, 2023 5:35 AM

I don’t think I ever met a straight guy working at a pharmacy. (Not the pharmacist, but the rest of the staff.)

by Anonymousreply 27September 20, 2023 5:56 AM

Right-wing talk show host who is bizarrely preoccupied with the imaginary gay love affairs of Barack Obama

by Anonymousreply 28September 20, 2023 6:17 AM

Male gymnast.

by Anonymousreply 29September 20, 2023 6:27 AM

HR

by Anonymousreply 30September 20, 2023 6:50 AM

R30, good one!

by Anonymousreply 31September 20, 2023 7:38 AM

I live in Tampa and see a LOT of these tortured souls at AA meetings. They all eventually weather into what I call the “downtrodden sneer”- even the staggeringly handsome ones.

“Oh, hun. Just put the drink down and suck a cock!”

by Anonymousreply 32September 20, 2023 8:20 AM

Head of CPAC

by Anonymousreply 33September 20, 2023 8:22 AM

A card carrying ‘family values’ politician who drops that into the convo every chance he gets

by Anonymousreply 34September 20, 2023 8:30 AM

All-Boys Boarding School Headmaster

by Anonymousreply 35September 20, 2023 9:16 AM

High-school English teacher

by Anonymousreply 36September 20, 2023 9:39 AM

TV Weatherman

by Anonymousreply 37September 20, 2023 9:57 AM

A man with a body seemingly made of steel who went on an impossible mission and who is affiliated with an organization called U.N.C.L.E where he had befriended a man named Tudor. For unknown reasons, he also goes by the nickname "Witcher." He posts many pictures of his emotional support dog on social media.

by Anonymousreply 38September 20, 2023 12:59 PM

Wrestling coach and male college athlete sexual assault enabler turned U.S. Congressman.

by Anonymousreply 39September 20, 2023 1:06 PM

Banking. I'm not talking about Wall Street bigshots, but your local branch.

by Anonymousreply 40September 20, 2023 1:32 PM

CPAs.

by Anonymousreply 41September 20, 2023 1:33 PM

that article was stupid

by Anonymousreply 42September 20, 2023 1:36 PM

R27, I know a straight guy who works at a pharmacy.

He's also addicted to opiates.

by Anonymousreply 43September 20, 2023 1:47 PM

You rang?

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by Anonymousreply 44September 20, 2023 7:44 PM

Wasn't Ralph Reed part of CPAC?

by Anonymousreply 45September 20, 2023 7:51 PM

High school drama teacher.

High school show choir teacher.

Retail Salesbottom

by Anonymousreply 46September 20, 2023 8:10 PM

Democratic President of the United States

by Anonymousreply 47September 20, 2023 10:16 PM

Merchant mariner

by Anonymousreply 48September 20, 2023 10:44 PM

Vice President of the United States!!

by Anonymousreply 49September 21, 2023 12:22 AM

[quote] Merchant mariner

I've wondered how much truth there is to this. Anyone knowledgeable care to respond?

by Anonymousreply 50September 21, 2023 12:47 AM

In tech they're always project managers. Always.

by Anonymousreply 51September 21, 2023 5:40 AM

Senator from South Carolina

by Anonymousreply 52September 21, 2023 5:44 AM

[quote]I don’t think I ever met a straight guy working at a pharmacy. (Not the pharmacist, but the rest of the staff.)

[quote]Banking. I'm not talking about Wall Street bigshots, but your local branch

This is either confirming that there is still discrimination against gays in the workforce or it's just "tell me you're a homophobe without telling me you're a homophobe."

by Anonymousreply 53September 21, 2023 11:51 AM

Probably both

by Anonymousreply 54September 21, 2023 12:27 PM

Boy Scout Leaders

by Anonymousreply 55September 30, 2023 9:38 PM

Professional Baseball Player

by Anonymousreply 56September 30, 2023 9:39 PM

Actor in Ryan Murphy series.

by Anonymousreply 57September 30, 2023 9:41 PM

Cable news anchor/co-anchor

by Anonymousreply 58September 30, 2023 9:49 PM

Sports masseur

by Anonymousreply 59September 30, 2023 10:27 PM

Personal trainer

by Anonymousreply 60October 1, 2023 12:37 AM

Fishery jobs.

by Anonymousreply 61October 1, 2023 1:00 AM

Landscaper

Bartender

TV service technician

by Anonymousreply 62October 1, 2023 1:15 AM

Cop. No, really

by Anonymousreply 63October 1, 2023 1:36 AM
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