‘The Surreal Life’ has found its new cast!

Josie Conseco? Is the former baseball player trans?

Sweet Baby Jebus have mercy on us all, most of those people are fucking crazy.

Will they be armed?

R1 lmao his nepo-baby daughter is a “model”.

She’s really pretty though.

Jose was on the show 20 years ago.

I remember Jose Conseco's ex-girlfriend said years ago that all the steroids had shrunk his balls. Maybe they kept on shrinking to the point that he just transitioned.

I don't recognize these two names, Ally Brooke, O.T. Genasis. I'm going to assume that they're broke, busted whores with drug problems. That's just based on the rest of the cast.

Ally Brooke was a member of Fifth Harmony

Jose Canseco was in season 5 of the show back in 2005. I used to watch this years ago before it was canceled. I didn’t watch the revival that aired last year though but probably will.

The best season of the show was season 3 in 2004. It had Charo, Dave Coulier, Flavor Flav, Jordan Knight, Brigitte Nielsen, and Ryan Starr from season one of American Idol. It was just a crazy ass season.

Johnny Weir, say it ain’t so.

I’m disappointed that you’re in this dreck.

They’d better sleep with one eye open with Chet Hanks in the house.

Season 2 (2004) had Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy living under the same roof.

Chet is a born again Christian now.

Does Chet wear a wig?

Yeah, for how long R12? A month or two?

Chet Hanks has found God and deleted everything from his Instagram.

Isn't OT Genasis the guy who had that stupid song "I'm in Love with the Coco"? about 10 years ago?

Rapping about the glories of cocaine in the mid 2010's seemed so weird.

R16 thinks people stopped doing coke in the 2010s lmao. Honey… if you only knew.

[quote] O.T. Genasis

The name and the spelling sound so stupid.

Who will Macy Gray stab first-Chet Hanks or Kim Zolciak?

I'm sure Tom and Rita are not happy about this.

Are they happy with anything he does? Lmao. I mean not being happy with Chet’s choices is a part of their life by this point.

Decent cast. Chet Hanks is going to cuss Kim Zolziac completely out. Bet on it.

I'd love to see Chet and grifting skank Kim Z. in a showdown.

There’s still an MTV channel? Who knew?

Chet will knock Kim up in the hot tub on night one.

R12 Sure, cause there's nothing more "Christian" than starring on an MTV reality show.

Kim isn’t his type.

R26 doing reality tv has nothing to do with your personal faith.

Plus, Kim Z. is too old for Chet.

Where can you watch this?

It’ll be streaming on Nick Jr., Rose

It hasn’t even filmed yet.

No thanks!

Partner and I still recall watching Macy interviewed on the red carpet at some award show during the height of her career.

She was blitzed out of her mind. Looked like heroin to me (who knows?). Just wasted and saying incoherent things.

At that moment, we knew by this time she would either be dead or on Surreal Life.

I will need to enable subtitles if Chet Hanks is speaking in his native Jamaican patois.

This is gonna be good, I sense a lot of anger and entitlement among at least a few of them. All the producers need to do is add some conspiracy theorists who have appeared on Joe Rogan's show too many times, and we are cooking with gas.

Imagine Chet Hanks getting in a fist fight with a "renegade professor" who explains 15 minute cities or something about the Rothschilds!

Chet Hanks looks like Derek Jeter’s baby

What’s the premise of the show?

Chet Hanks will destroy Johnny Weir's hole

I've only heard of 3 of those people.

I bet Tom is thrilled that Chet will be on full display. Yikes.

If they cast Kroy instead of Kim, then I would watch.

R39 You must not know Chet Hanks type?

r43 Why on earth do YOU know his type? Chet Hanks? Really?

R44 Get off me ho. Get the fuck off me.

r45 You couldn't be so lucky, sweetheart.

Get the fuck off me bitch. That’s what was stated.

r47 You're very lonely. One day you'll feel better about yourself, sweetie!

R48 Cunt I feel absolutely excellent. You wish you could be on my level.

R38 A young woman entering 1882 New York City's rigid social scene is drawn into the daily conflicts surrounding the new money Russell family and the established van Rhijn-Brook family, who are neighbors across 61st Street near Fifth Avenue on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. The series also shows conflicts faced by the upper and upper middle classes, the Black upper class, and the domestic workers who tend to all of their needs.

R49 Aww, that's the spirit! Good for you - you're gettin' there!

R50 That legit was a good one!

The one on the left in OP's pic:

Born a man, yes?

Supposedly Chet and Kim hit it off

O.T. Genesis appears to be one of those rappers that no one has heard of like all of the Lil' Interchangeables

Chet MIGHT be heir to a huge Hollywood fortune. Go Kim! Rita and Tom might support that union, as Kim would be a step up from the other skanks Chet dated.

Star-studded!

A bunch a has-beens!

R56 You racist piece of shit. Not all of Chet’s exes have been skanks. Some of them just regular black girls. Kim is the Queen of skank. She carried on an affair with a married man while raising 3 kids. Not that there is anything super wrong about that but she was no queen Virgin Mary.

Only on DL and the right wing universe can someone who birth children be born a man.

R56 Also I’m not sure about that. She is a reality star who is old enough to be his mom.

Teacake is a skank.

And Kim is definitely lying about her age. If she’s 45 now that would make her 29, 30 when Housewives stated. And for super technical cunts remember the show tapes before it airs so maybe even add another year as this was a brand new show so would not have been quickly produced.

Y’all know dam well that bitch wasn’t no late 20s when housewives started.

R62 What have I done to offend. May we make amends. I want not more hurt and pain. You and I can get along. We don’t have to ever running fued. I mean it. Let’s live like positive adults. God bless you.

Thank you, OP, I was having difficulty sleeping stressing about if they were going to find a new cast or not. Life can resume now.

I'm shocked, OP. I cannot believe that such a group of incredibly talented, successful and relevant stars would have agreed to participate in such a tacky show. It just goes to prove the fleeting nature of fame: one day you're a a glorious international diva who dazzles everyone with her legendary voice, and the next you're a pathetic, bankrupted whore who has to flirt with some freak named Chet Hanks in order to pay off your legions of creditors.

Well, at least Kim will always have an infinity of golden moments that, tied to our memories with her acrylic wigs, will keep reminding us why she's the best singer of her generation...

Good times/bum times, r66.

So are the debt collection agencies that the online casinos will soon start sending to her home, R67. 😁

But alas, you're right: divas are tough ladies and if Kim could survive Nene Leakes, not to mention her own live singing, she can survive anything. Personally, I think that she ought to release a joyful survival anthem to highlight this new high point in her career... Here's my suggestion, which perfectly matches her vocal talents.

I want to see Johnny Weir suck off Chet Haze in the steam room, via hidden camera!

It’s probably already happened

R66 Seriously, WTF, I was literally lmao. Then your moniker made me laugh harder. “Whoaooooo, the ring didn’t mean a thing…”. She sounded like a frickin’ cat in heat. Does she think she can sing? Does she have a singing career? This bitch is crazy. I am going to have to go look up this loon I am clueless about her or her claim to fame.

R66 this is R71 omg, she actually released a damn song. This cunt literally thinks she can sing. Now she is repeating, “Don’t be tardy for the party.” This is all insane. She is insane. The other women in the room are actually laughing at her, so is Andy. She is a pathetic hot mess.

Surprised Johnny weir would do anything without his gal pal Tara lipinski.

He did DWTS without her. They aren’t jointed at the hip r73

[quote]A bunch a has-beens!

Has-beens?

Except for Macy Gray for a hot minute in the early 00s and Weir who won US nationals a few times, but never scored an Olympic medal, they're all "Never-weres."

The funniest part of that song was how jealous Nene was. How insecure one must be to be jealous of that piece of crap. That was back when Kim, the opportunist, and Kandi were friends.

[quote]She was a member of the girl group Fifth Harmony, which became one of the best-selling girlgroups of all time.

Um, who the fuck is Fifth Harmony?

Kim must need some CASH

R78 they get paid to do this?

[quote]Kim must need some CASH

Clearly, you're new to DL if that's even a question in your mind.

At this point, she'd sell Kroy's beefy ass if she could.

I am surprised Kim hasn’t put Kroy on a street corner in fishnets screaming “PUSSY FOR SALE HERE!”

R81, she hasn't done that because he would get much more attention than she ever could, and if there's something that Kim hates is being reminded that anything is more attractive than she is. Even a Pekingese dog in fishnets is sexier, for God's sake!

R72, I knew you would love Kim - her wails are beyond compare! If you have been amazed by her performances so far, just wait 'till you her the perpetration in the video below... The "singing", the I'm effing bored attitude, the "choreography" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know you will agree that this is the best talent since Paula Abdul, Pia Zadora and Florence Foster Jenkins.

Macy and Kim having a beverage together? Well I’d never! 🍿

Hmmmm

I think Chet hanks could do better

There is something a little off about Chet Hanks' face. I can't put my finger on it. FAS?

Ziwe needs to host the reunion.

Kim is going to get knocked up by Chet Hanks, she's quite fecund. Or she will think she’s pregnant and it’s really menopause or gas or something.

The Surreal Life will never be as good as the season (the first I think) where the batshit crazy winner of ANTM married Peter Brady.