Lauren Boebert kicked out of "Beetlejuice" musical performance

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I hate her.

Complete trash

Trailer trash and she has never been anything other than trailer trash.

She's a 36-year-old grandmother. Enough said.

What can you expect from someone who yells at her TV.

Stupid cunt.

I don't know enough about Colorado, but does she represent some hick, right-wing county, or what? How did she get elected, much less reelected?

I know it was a close reelection, but WTF? Seriously asking, not hyperbolically.

And will she win a third fucking time?

r9 Her people LOVE her - it's psychotic, just like Trump's people. In their minds, she can do no wrong. "The media" is always against her.

Gerrymandering. She barely won her term by 1% I believe (she initially was called to lose).

Of course, R11. I should have realized. Cheating is the only thing Repuglicunts are good at.

I thought that kind of behavior was normal at Beetlejuice.

La B responds:

[quote]It's true, I did thoroughly enjoy the AMAZING Beetlejuice at the Buell Theatre and I plead guilty to laughing and singing too loud! 🤭 Everyone should go see it if you get the chance this week and please let me know how it ends! 😅

CUNT!

Who was her unnamed companion, I wonder.

Dumb bitch.

I plead guilty to laughing and singing too loud! = I was a loud drunk bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up for five minutes.

I’m sure the dirty skank was under the influence. Does anyone know when she stopped turning tricks? I’d be very curious about the timing.

R9, despite being a district that's something like R+10 she still only won her district by about 500 votes. The far right loves her but a lot of moderates and independents don't

According to the article, she pulled a, "Do you know who I am?". Dumb bitch.

R20 "I dunno, the world's tackiest hooker? Where's your john, whore?"

R19, and that was after redistricting made her district even more red than it was for her first win. In a person with self awareness, such a slim margin in such a heavily tilted district would cause some self-reflection, and changes in behavior. Not our Lauren, though. She took it as a sign to double down.

I have lived in Denver for 33 years, and it fills me with shame that she represents my state, despite the fact that I have no opportunity to vote against her, as her district is primarily the Western Slope, and south western Colorado.

A hillbilly geeked that a "real Broadway musical show" visited her shit town.

Of course she vapes. What a skank.

If only Patti LuPone had been on stage to school her before she was ejected.

God, I wish she would have pulled that at a Patti Lupone show.

Oh, damn, now I want to see that r25, especially if Lauren Boebert made the colossal mistake of asking Miss LuPone, "Do you know who I am?"

R21 is the best Cyrano

Her punishment should be having to walk around the Capitol wearing a t-shirt that says "I fucked Ted Cruz".

Once a hooker.

Maybe she and MTG will shoot each other. They want to bring back the good old days after all, why not duels?

Who would expect such a garish display from a gentlewoman who squirted out a baby in her truck?

Skank ho

She and her son were both arrested for rolling over a truck. And they both blew off court appearances. Whyte trash that thinks they're above the law.

If only Congress worked that way.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

They should have set her on fire

That's Man Faced Cunt Lauren Boebert!

Wasn't she also drunk as a skunk and not so much "Singing", as mocking the actors?

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

Keep it klassy, bitch!

She looks like a deranged, humorless Ruth Buzzi.

Methkunt

Six foot, Seven foot, Eight foot... CUNT!

R37 should’ve fed her to a sandworm

I think Lauren is terrific. I really do.

The only surprise is that she didn't pull out her Glock and kill a couple of ushers.

[quote] Who was her unnamed companion, I wonder.

Is Sarah Palin's son out on parole? Didn't he have a big dick? Or was that Bristol's baby daddy? Who can recall, they're all trailer trash.

Dems should display her "modeling" photos in Congress, like Republicans did with Hunter Biden's nude photos

The GOP has some of the ghettoist white people in the nation as members. Good Lawd.

R49 I simply hear “Hunter Biden” and I become aroused.

The tale of the tape.

She has a very manly face. Only the titties and the hair sway you otherwise. She looks a bit like Michael Medved.

She was singing? Does Beetlejuice have a score that would be familiar to her? Or have they interpolated some pop tunes into the show?

R54 I'm sure she was belting out "day-o".

I can see why she was unhappy... She was probably earning good money from those "Clients" she was with.

[quote]Does anyone know when she stopped turning tricks? I’d be very curious about the timing.

Shortly before intermission ended.

I'm still waiting for DL to dissect the concept of "Beetlejuice" as a musical.

When she gets up in r52s video she seems unstable. Guessing drunk or high.

Lauren WAS actually raised in a barn!

It's so embarrassing and disgusting that a lowlife trashbag like Boebert (among others) is in our government.

They should have punished her by shrinking her head.

According to a website we can't talk about...Her date is a democratic bar owner she has quietly been dating

MESS

[quote] Her date is a democratic bar owner she has quietly been dating

Repugs are always hypocrites. But what's in it for him? And it's hard to imagine her doing anything "quietly."

[quote]According to the article, she pulled a, "Do you know who I am?".

"Why yes, I do know who you are. You're a white trash piece of shit and a total embarrassment to our country's government. Now get your skank ass the fuck out of here."

[quote] Her date is a democratic bar owner she has quietly been dating

That Democrat needs to be outed, shamed, and publicly humiliated for dating an insurrectionist hooker.

Drink, drank, drunk. I wonder if she was dating this guy pre divorce announcement.

What the fuck is a "democratic bar owner?" I doubt they guy is anything but a Trump-loving deplorable just like her so why describe him that way?

R69 He’s in it for the motor boating and the methamphetamine.

Did she get new larger implants? Don't remember seeing those big balls before.

She looked quite like a prostitution ho too. Skin tight dress with too much cleavage.

I can smell her pussy through the iPad screen. 🤢🤢🤢 🐟 🐟 🐟

As I said in a different thread, I’m surprised she didn’t give her date a handjob in a secluded corner in the plaza outside the theater. Or, as I think more about it, the Clap in their cheap hotel room later that night.

Also, waiting for the next headline to be “Boebert’s theater date’s wife shocked to learn of betrayal!”

Kick her out of Congress.

Thems implants is new

Looks like she was escorted out…she’s used to it.

God I hate this fucking whore

It's not the first time the words "Boebert" and "escorted" have been used in the same sentence.

Was she really a hooker?

And if she was, who would pay to poke that?

THIS is what you sent to Washington to represent you, Colorado. We feel so bad for you; do better.

The whole being red thing.

i find her kinda hot

R81 hits the nail. If the trash in her district can't detect that a misfit, skanky whore is representing them, we need to keep telling them over and over until they see the light.

Boebert=Beetlejuice, she was obviously moved that her life story was presented as a musical.

Also, she's 36 years of age and a grandmother. Her son is unmarried and impregnated a young Mexican woman.

Quinn Gallagher

R86 He’s cute—not enough to excuse dating her, however.

“Listen you fucking bitch…”

The best part: the deep state video followed her from beginning to end of the “ejection experience”

“Hunter Biden’s penis…” “I don’t want to hear ANOTHER. WORD. You hear me?!?!”

Well, if I'm ever in Aspen, I will NOT be dining/drinking at Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar. I don't spend my $$ at businesses that fraternize with insurrectionists.

HUNTER BIDEN'S 10 INCH LAPTOP

GET OUUUUUTTTTTT

I defy you to find a photo of her that can't be captioned, "Who farted?"

Clearly high AF

As trashy as she is, she does serve a useful purpose as Large Marge's archenemy. I can't wait for the throwdown in the halls of congress between those two - you know it's coming

Delia Deetz eat your heart out

"If the trash in her district can't detect that a misfit, skanky whore is representing them, we need to keep telling them over and over until they see the light."

How would they know? Her constituents are all misfit, skanky whores themselves. That's why they elected her: they want one of their own in office.

If he really hosted a drag show at his bar (and is clearly chasing LGBT and progressive dollars doing so), then he deserves to be cancelled and have his business boycotted out of existence.

a highlight of the video at R52 is the two Datalounger uhers in the green vests who are giving a major "WTF"?? as Lauren is shown the door.

We need Ruth Langmore to confront Bobo--"How's about I pop them tittys and squeeze out the silicone?"

The Liberal Redneck breaks her down:

Liberal redneck is hilarious. He should run for something

Lauren is NOT OK

R101 fake accent

Gotta take the trash out of theaters.

I am seeing footage of the esteemed congresswoman, married woman and mother of four, 36 year old grandmother groping her date while he pulls on her fake, someone else paid for em, tits.

Common.

Can we say Hoebert's name three times and send her back to her trailer park?

Denver papers excoriating her:

"Just another day in the carefree life of U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert, whose M.O. is constant narcissistic chaos and whose developmental level appears to have been arrested in middle school," Carman wrote. "For the (less than) honorable representative of Colorado's 3rd Congressional District, it was another opportunity to flaunt rules and social norms and exhibit her contempt for anyone who might have come to the theater simply to enjoy the show."

"Boebert's actions are no laughing matter. They are an insult to ordinary Coloradans everywhere," Mario Nicolais wrote in the third piece. "The way Boebert treated the people around her that night is indicative of an entitled brat who believes her job makes her better than everyone else. That is a disgusting trait in anyone, but absolutely repugnant in a public servant."

She dresses like a whore

[quote]She dresses like a whore

In that case, one could argue she’s dressed appropriately!

Her constituents are not much better than her…they approve of her behavior.

We'll see next year.

Her little backalley chin implant is hilarious. It looks like some guy who watches a lot horror movies stuck a pile of guitar picks in her chin after cutting it open with a replica samurai sword.

[quote] We'll see next year.

Pity we have to wait a whole year. There should be referendums on her every week so we could always say

[italic] Lauren Boebert: C U Next Tuesday [/italic]

Okay, creative friends: time for someone to manufacture a Boebert big-busted bobble head doll with pumping hands.

Or at least a dog toy.

Ka-Ching!$!

R6 So judge mental. I hate queens like you.

So stupid. I hate Beckys like you.

R118 Well deal with it. I am a force of energy. I’m not going away anytime soon.

Is that three or four public apologies now? She or her team are hilariously rattled.

I’m thinking that LaurenSkankB, Miss Lindsay and MTG should move to the Epstein island and monetize a reality show about their lives

I wonder what her team is like. Does she have seasoned professionals who have been on congressional staffs before or did she hire her own from back home? The former might be exasperated, especially the communications person.

^^^

January 16, 2021

[quote]I am a force of energy

No, r119/Becky - You're an energy drain.

Those who love her are as trashy as she is...unfortunately for the rest of us, there are more and more low life garbage winning elections.

People can relate to her because they are lowly, trailer shit themselves. When they act out they think. “well she does it, its OK"

She wasn't mentioned at--not once--on Fox this weekend.

Also, this:

Lol I already have R119 blocked. Highly recommend it.

Ugh r126. Bill Hagerty is also a POS.

Maria B = Concerned Troll

Maria B is more concerned about her next cocktail rather than trolls.

Is Becky the latest iteration of he-who-can’t-cook? Or DeFucktoy? Her posts are ridiculous… from Demetrius to not knowing what it means for men to breed each other, its stupidity is an homage to Boebert

Oh Heintz, she's straight from the gutter!

The View's Ana Navarro on Lauren Boebert:

[quote] "No honey, you weren't eccentric. You were X-rated! ... cuz she's a staunch supporter of children, God forbid a child sees the fake boobies of a drag queen. Apparently, the fake boobies of a trash queen are OK!"

No apologies needed. Just your resignation. Now.

The NY Post (not gonna link) says she's dumped the man who was her date at the theater.

r131 = hasn't been outdoors since 1993.

Boobert thinks the Air Force lost a jet because it's woke.

Whatever. She has a different boyfriend every night. This congresswoman, a married woman and mother of 4, and a grandmother, performed sexual acts in public. Just resign. Go away and stay away.

And so goes the "Battle of the Skankback Hoes" for Drool-Daddy trump's attention.

"Your turn, eMpTy Greene; top that!"

She's like the anti-Billie Dawn.

WTF R136!? Cunt’splain yourself!