What's his secret for turning back time?
Scruffy escaped murderer Danelo Cavalcante, 34, now looks 22.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 16, 2023 9:57 PM|
I find this story captivating.
I think he'll commit suicide as they close in.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 11, 2023 10:51 AM|
This the Spider-man dude?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 11, 2023 10:56 AM|
They look really bad not having caught him and he's been hanging around in the same area for a week and a half.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 11, 2023 11:44 AM|
The cops after him seem to be half-assing it. This guy has visited numerous people he used to work with; LE didn't think to watch for that?
Also, OP: facial hair ages us. He shaved so he looks a lot younger,which most of us would.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 11, 2023 11:51 AM|
He must have had the potion.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 11, 2023 11:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 11, 2023 11:59 AM|
Older guys shave facial hair because they get tired of dying their grey hair. They do not not younger. They just look worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 11, 2023 12:19 PM|
[quote]Older guys shave facial hair because they get tired of killing their grey hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 11, 2023 12:24 PM|
R8 dyeing, killing, murdering….whatever. They get tired of the fight.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 11, 2023 12:34 PM|
Using old pics. It's been done for decades on Grindr. Some of those pics should be in sepia!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 11, 2023 12:54 PM|
R10 these are not his pics but I assume you're just making a joke. These are doorbell cams from recent days. He's shaved a good 10 years off his looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 11, 2023 1:18 PM|
Big deal! I'm 64 and look 20.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 11, 2023 1:24 PM|
More hours and O.T. to be billed for Ginny in accounting, R3.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 11, 2023 1:27 PM|
"They look really bad not having caught him and he's been hanging around in the same area for a week and a half."
Not anymore he's not. Over the weekend he stole a van with the keys still in it and is now 25 miles from the 8 square mile perimeter the cops thought they had him contained.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 11, 2023 1:38 PM|
They have no fucking idea where this guy is. What a disgrace for Pennsylvania law enforcement. They better put his dead girlfriend’s sister in protective custody cause he could be halfway to her by now.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 11, 2023 8:15 PM|
Kudos to him. I hope he gets way far away, assumes a new identity, melts into the local community and lives happily ever after.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 11, 2023 10:54 PM|
He's described as extremely dangerous.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 11, 2023 10:59 PM|
[quote]Over the weekend he stole a van with the keys still in it
Who the fuck leaves their keys in the ignition of their parked car??
Some people are so stupid they deserve to be victims of crime.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 11, 2023 11:00 PM|
He must be using Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty. That melon extract is the real deal fountain of youth.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 11, 2023 11:02 PM|
R16 = Danelo Cavalcante. Sad
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 11, 2023 11:02 PM|
Danelo is obviously spending most of the daytime on trees. Comes down at nightfall to scavenge for food and water. He's waiting out the cops.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 12, 2023 12:00 AM|
He really does look very different after shaving. It seems bonkers that they haven’t been able to apprehend him.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 12, 2023 1:04 AM|
He's a menace to society and needs to be captured. Killing is easy for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 12, 2023 1:33 AM|
[quote] He really does look very different after shaving.
He's a cold-blooded killer, but he cleans up nicely.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 12, 2023 1:44 AM|
Unbelievable. Didn't they have roadblocks to search vehicles leaving the area? These cops are just plain stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 12, 2023 4:37 AM|
[QUOTE] He's a menace to society and needs to be captured.
Fuck capturing him. The best case scenario is that he gets murdered either by a cop or some homeowner whose house he broke into. This murderous cretin is overdue for the death penalty.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 12, 2023 9:25 AM|
Yes! Finally a homeowner takes some shots at him. That should make this motherfucker think twice before he goes breaking in somebody’s house again.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 12, 2023 9:54 AM|
Great, so now he has a rifle.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 12, 2023 9:56 AM|
This thread has the potential to be a DL classic. I think he should get a job as a gay bartender. I’ve worked with a few that were worse!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 12, 2023 9:57 AM|
[QUOTE] Great, so now he has a rifle.
We don’t even know if it was loaded, or if he fired and he’s out of bullets.
Regardless, the end is near for him. He’s going to break into the wrong home and someone will do the world a favor.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 12, 2023 10:07 AM|
And he's an illegal. right?
Anybody know how long he's been living in America? Had various jobs? Lived in the Philly area mostly?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 12, 2023 10:12 AM|
Have you ever heard of Google R31?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 12, 2023 10:25 AM|
Creepy that he’s hanging out on people’s porches
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 12, 2023 10:44 AM|
That might ultimately be his undoing, R33.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 12, 2023 1:12 PM|
Yes, he’s here illegally r31, but interestingly, he did not cross over the Mexican border, he came via Puerto Rico. So the wall wouldn’t have stopped him.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 12, 2023 3:01 PM|
They’re closing in on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 13, 2023 12:28 AM|
Gotta love mom: My son killed two people, but I swear he’s not a threat to the public!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 13, 2023 2:33 AM|
Oh, great. The Brazilian Eric Rudolph. It should be a few years 'til capture.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 13, 2023 2:39 AM|
Hot tip: don’t leave your keys in your van when a killer is on the loose.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 13, 2023 3:07 AM|
Every generation gets the Andrew Cunanan it deserves.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 13, 2023 3:23 AM|
Ozempic, Paleo, a lot of me time.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 13, 2023 3:34 AM|
R1 Why? He’ll be a fucking legend in the prison community after all this.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 13, 2023 3:35 AM|
r40 That rolls off the tongue nicely but makes absolutely no sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 13, 2023 3:38 AM|
He was spotted bartending in Palm Springs!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 13, 2023 3:38 AM|
I saw him at bingo!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 13, 2023 3:52 AM|
He was in the WeHo Robertson AA noon meeting yesterday!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 13, 2023 4:08 AM|
The guy is gonna end up in ADX Florence. He's gonna wish he was dead. Fuck with the government and find out. The government prints the money. The state will bury anyone that is too out of order
"The purpose of a boxcar cell is to gouge the prisoners’ senses by suppressing human sound, putting blinders about our eyes, and forbidding touch. Essential human needs are viewed with suspicion. Within the larger context of a control unit prison, the boxcar cell is designed to inflict physical and emotional isolation that wears down a prisoner’s will to resist. When this regimen undermines a prisoner’s health or distorts his/her personality, it’s considered the cost of doing business."
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 13, 2023 4:21 AM|
He definitely broke into a home recently and watched “To Wong Foo…”
|by Anonymous||reply 48||September 13, 2023 5:27 AM|
I heard his car broke down in Phoenix and he's working at a diner!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 13, 2023 5:29 AM|
He missed his dentist appointment--and he didn't call.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 13, 2023 8:22 AM|
The extended warranty on his car is about to expire. They'll get him.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 13, 2023 8:23 AM|
[quote] The extended warranty on his car is about to expire. They'll get him.
No, darling. they'll never get him because he has CarShield.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||September 13, 2023 10:21 AM|
CAUGHT! News conference at 9:30 AM ET.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||September 13, 2023 2:03 PM|
Buh bye fucko
|by Anonymous||reply 54||September 13, 2023 2:08 PM|
Stick him in a Supermax.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||September 13, 2023 4:11 PM|
Who is the hunk on the top right with his head cut off the pic? Any nudes?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||September 14, 2023 1:54 AM|
Hoping they send him to the prison where my friend is. That way I can keep tabs on him. (And no prisoner has ever escaped.) It’s a big lifer prison.
But I suspect the earlier poster was right — supermax for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||September 14, 2023 2:19 AM|
Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil? Why should American taxpayers have to foot the bill for housing and feeding this piece of shit for life?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 14, 2023 2:53 AM|
They seem quite rough with him at r56!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||September 14, 2023 2:59 AM|
[QUOTE] Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil? Why should American taxpayers have to foot the bill for housing and feeding this piece of shit for life?
In Brazil he might escape again.
Hey, I don’t want him in prison for life either—my preference was for the cops to execute him in the woods. 🤷♂️
|by Anonymous||reply 60||September 14, 2023 3:03 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||September 14, 2023 7:29 AM|
Good work, Yoda!
What a good boy.
I hope he got a steak dinner or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||September 14, 2023 7:54 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||September 14, 2023 8:20 AM|
[quote] Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil?
Better yet, deport him into a prison cell shared with George Dos Santos!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||September 14, 2023 10:03 AM|
R61 Catch the nasty man, I did! A nice meal, I deserve.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||September 14, 2023 10:06 AM|
DL was late on this story.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||September 14, 2023 11:26 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||September 14, 2023 11:27 AM|
Mama’s mussy will have to wait. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||September 14, 2023 11:49 PM|
Well, they’ve put him in the prison where my friend is held.
I will see what I can find out in the coming months.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 16, 2023 9:57 PM|