Scruffy escaped murderer Danelo Cavalcante, 34, now looks 22.

I find this story captivating.

I think he'll commit suicide as they close in.

This the Spider-man dude?

They look really bad not having caught him and he's been hanging around in the same area for a week and a half.

The cops after him seem to be half-assing it. This guy has visited numerous people he used to work with; LE didn't think to watch for that?

Also, OP: facial hair ages us. He shaved so he looks a lot younger,which most of us would.

He must have had the potion.

Dick pics?

Older guys shave facial hair because they get tired of dying their grey hair. They do not not younger. They just look worse.

[quote]Older guys shave facial hair because they get tired of killing their grey hair.

R8 dyeing, killing, murdering….whatever. They get tired of the fight.

Using old pics. It's been done for decades on Grindr. Some of those pics should be in sepia!

R10 these are not his pics but I assume you're just making a joke. These are doorbell cams from recent days. He's shaved a good 10 years off his looks.

Big deal! I'm 64 and look 20.

More hours and O.T. to be billed for Ginny in accounting, R3.

"They look really bad not having caught him and he's been hanging around in the same area for a week and a half."

Not anymore he's not. Over the weekend he stole a van with the keys still in it and is now 25 miles from the 8 square mile perimeter the cops thought they had him contained.

They have no fucking idea where this guy is. What a disgrace for Pennsylvania law enforcement. They better put his dead girlfriend’s sister in protective custody cause he could be halfway to her by now.

Kudos to him. I hope he gets way far away, assumes a new identity, melts into the local community and lives happily ever after.

He's described as extremely dangerous.

[quote]Over the weekend he stole a van with the keys still in it

Who the fuck leaves their keys in the ignition of their parked car??

Some people are so stupid they deserve to be victims of crime.

He must be using Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty. That melon extract is the real deal fountain of youth.

R16 = Danelo Cavalcante. Sad

Danelo is obviously spending most of the daytime on trees. Comes down at nightfall to scavenge for food and water. He's waiting out the cops.

He really does look very different after shaving. It seems bonkers that they haven’t been able to apprehend him.

He's a menace to society and needs to be captured. Killing is easy for him.

[quote] He really does look very different after shaving.

He's a cold-blooded killer, but he cleans up nicely.

Unbelievable. Didn't they have roadblocks to search vehicles leaving the area? These cops are just plain stupid.

[QUOTE] He's a menace to society and needs to be captured.

Fuck capturing him. The best case scenario is that he gets murdered either by a cop or some homeowner whose house he broke into. This murderous cretin is overdue for the death penalty.

Yes! Finally a homeowner takes some shots at him. That should make this motherfucker think twice before he goes breaking in somebody’s house again.

Great, so now he has a rifle.

This thread has the potential to be a DL classic. I think he should get a job as a gay bartender. I’ve worked with a few that were worse!

[QUOTE] Great, so now he has a rifle.

We don’t even know if it was loaded, or if he fired and he’s out of bullets.

Regardless, the end is near for him. He’s going to break into the wrong home and someone will do the world a favor.

And he's an illegal. right?

Anybody know how long he's been living in America? Had various jobs? Lived in the Philly area mostly?

Have you ever heard of Google R31?

Creepy that he’s hanging out on people’s porches

That might ultimately be his undoing, R33.

Yes, he’s here illegally r31, but interestingly, he did not cross over the Mexican border, he came via Puerto Rico. So the wall wouldn’t have stopped him.

They’re closing in on him.

Gotta love mom: My son killed two people, but I swear he’s not a threat to the public!

Oh, great. The Brazilian Eric Rudolph. It should be a few years 'til capture.

Hot tip: don’t leave your keys in your van when a killer is on the loose.

Every generation gets the Andrew Cunanan it deserves.

Ozempic, Paleo, a lot of me time.

R1 Why? He’ll be a fucking legend in the prison community after all this.

r40 That rolls off the tongue nicely but makes absolutely no sense.

He was spotted bartending in Palm Springs!

I saw him at bingo!

He was in the WeHo Robertson AA noon meeting yesterday!

The guy is gonna end up in ADX Florence. He's gonna wish he was dead. Fuck with the government and find out. The government prints the money. The state will bury anyone that is too out of order

"The purpose of a boxcar cell is to gouge the prisoners’ senses by suppressing human sound, putting blinders about our eyes, and forbidding touch. Essential human needs are viewed with suspicion. Within the larger context of a control unit prison, the boxcar cell is designed to inflict physical and emotional isolation that wears down a prisoner’s will to resist. When this regimen undermines a prisoner’s health or distorts his/her personality, it’s considered the cost of doing business."

-solitaryconfinment

He definitely broke into a home recently and watched “To Wong Foo…”

I heard his car broke down in Phoenix and he's working at a diner!

He missed his dentist appointment--and he didn't call.

The extended warranty on his car is about to expire. They'll get him.

[quote] The extended warranty on his car is about to expire. They'll get him.

No, darling. they'll never get him because he has CarShield.

CAUGHT! News conference at 9:30 AM ET.

Buh bye fucko

Stick him in a Supermax.

Who is the hunk on the top right with his head cut off the pic? Any nudes?

Hoping they send him to the prison where my friend is. That way I can keep tabs on him. (And no prisoner has ever escaped.) It’s a big lifer prison.

But I suspect the earlier poster was right — supermax for him.

Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil? Why should American taxpayers have to foot the bill for housing and feeding this piece of shit for life?

They seem quite rough with him at r56!

[QUOTE] Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil? Why should American taxpayers have to foot the bill for housing and feeding this piece of shit for life?

In Brazil he might escape again.

Hey, I don’t want him in prison for life either—my preference was for the cops to execute him in the woods. 🤷‍♂️

Dollface

Good work, Yoda!

What a good boy.

I hope he got a steak dinner or something.

Handsome dog.

[quote] Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil?

Better yet, deport him into a prison cell shared with George Dos Santos!

R61 Catch the nasty man, I did! A nice meal, I deserve.

DL was late on this story.

Uncut???

Mama’s mussy will have to wait. Sigh.

Well, they’ve put him in the prison where my friend is held.

I will see what I can find out in the coming months.