“Most Relatively Popular FetLife Kink for Each State”

Trying this thread again, OP? Seek help.

I dont know what a lot of those are. WTF is "high protocol"?

High protocol is an elaborate set of rules between a dom and sub, or within a BDSM group. This can include rituals and specialized roles.

But more often, it just means dressing up real fancy and watching your wife get DP'd in public.

So it's LARPing. Got it.

Aaaaand... the print in each state is too small to read on my laptop.

In Arkansas, it's douching. Obviously, the governor doesn't participate in that fetish.

Utah and Vermont have one thing in common: gas masks.

I find it difficult to believe that Washington, DC is kink-free.

Clowns step to the front on Nevada and Arkansas.

Makes sense in Arkansas, anyway: they elected one as governor.

Since my fetishes encompass Illinois, Florida and North Carolina, what am I to do to combine them?

What on earth is FetLife?

It is the kinky subsidiary of Met Life.

"Fire play" Is that as extreme as it sounds because what the fuck Maryland?