I'm an Escort, Ask Me Anything

Why aren’t you working?

how often do you bottom? how do you take care of your asshole afterwards?

Sizemeat verificatia? And we'll need photographic proof.

How do you get it up for uggos?

Are you jealous of all the Instawhores making big bank while you’re still just sucking people off in bus stations for a fiver?

Location? Hourly rate? Best experience? Worst experience?

How long did it take you to finish architect school?

Are you pnp and anything goes ?

What happens when we die?

This the way you pay me back for raising you right all these years?

Can I have your stuff?

Can I have your stuffed bell pepper recipe again?

R1 I'm between clients right now. It gets lonely so here I am.

R4 At first it's really weird but you get used to it. It's just acting and you learn how to make your body act too.

R6 I'm a mid-range hoe. Best experience was making 6k in a night off a coked out drunk guy. Worse was when I had to physically protect myself. I've had a few bad experiences, they worst aren't necessary physical. Some clients try to fuck you mentally.

R8 I used to party but I don't anymore. It's an easy trap to fall into but it fucks up your business in the long run.

R10 My family doesn't know, though I believe they have an idea.

Is this like a “My Mother the Car” type deal? Are you signed with the Ford modeling agency?

R13 sorry you're lonely, you're among friends here x

How many STDs do you currently have? Do you disclose on-going ones to your "clients"?

He's no friend of mine until he answers my question.

Why can't I find an escort anywhere that I actually want to hire?

I feel like all of the "hot guys of my type" just bailed on escorting to just become kept boys of sugar daddies or to make money on OnlyFans.

I've given up even trying these last few years.

R16 I use protection. It's a small network of clients so if you give them STIs to give their wives, they'll ruin your reputation all over the internet. Are you dumb?

R9 Sadly I believe nothing happens. I've come to terms with that.

Thank you. Okay then, how much?

R18 What websites are you using? The sugar daddy thing is exhausting. I'm over 30 so I've kind of aged out but even so I've gone on trips with guys wanting to be my "sugar daddy". I prefer to get the money and go. Not engage in a whole emotional relationship.

How long have you been doing this, OP? Do you see it as a short term or long term gig?

Are you a call guy? A gentleman of the evening? Have you ever heard the song ‘Just A Gigolo’? I hope you call your own shots and don’t have a pimp. Take care.

Do you have a hard time getting it up for obese clients? Like do you need to take extra viagra for the heavyweights?

R22 I've been doing it full time for 4 years. Initially I saw it as short term but stayed in longer than I intended. I definitely think the people who have had good experiences in the industry are the ones who got in and out.

What do you do when a client can't get it up?

Have you ever offered anyone a freebie repeat because they were so good in the sack the first time around?

Are you more top or bottom? Do clients pay more for tops?

We are currently auditing your income taxes for the past seven years.

Some of your deductions are questionable to say the least.

R24 I once had an obese client who wanted a bbbj and he had a tiny fucking dick I couldn't even access due to his fat folds which were encrusted with the smelly stuff that hides under them. Smegma? In any case I denied him service. I don't care if they're obese as long as they're clean but most obese men in my experience have trouble staying clean.

R26 Its too bad but I no longer give a shit. I try my best to get them hard but some of these guys have medical conditions, are super nervous or could be on coke. I only give it a few minutes at which point it's a "Sorry I don't think its working today babe". Most are fine with it and just leave.

R27 I would never offer a freebie, they're all tricks to me. I've tried dating a client though and quickly learnt the golden rule is a golden rule for a reason. The first golden rule is: always get the money first. The second golden rule? Never date a client.

I'm assuming that you don't plan to do this line of business forever. At some point age will make it hard (or not ;-) Are you able to build a foundation for a career after you are done with this?

What about those who are semi hard? I think they can still cum. I dated a guy who was in his 50s and he didn't take dick pills and can't get very hard but still can cum.

If I hire an escort, it's about my pleasure not the escorts. That's why I'm paying. So maybe I don't get hard? There's still things I'd like to do... as long as the ESCORT can get hard.

Also, I'd pay just for a make-out session and full body naked cuddling/groping/massage. Climax isn't what I need (I can do that myself!), human contact is what I need and what I'm lacking.

R33 That's not common, most guys have to get hard to cum.

R34 And that's fine but I don't cater to guys like you. I'm not trying to cuddle with my clients. Different escorts for different clients.

R34 Also, I don't make out with clients.

I was friends with an escort who did that job for, you won't believe it- 25 years. He started at about 20 and continued, even after graduating with a very good degree from a big 10 university.

He had a list of clients, the occasional out-of-towner, but it was +90% regulars. I think that any number of them didn't hire him for sex, just as arm candy to take out to social events.

Came from a wealthy family. Both of his parents died within a year or two of each other, he inherited a good sized chunk of money. That was probably the deciding factor to quit.

R32 I'm currently studying for my real estate license.

R38 Did he have substance abuse problems or anything that you know of? I've known a few escorts who have been doing it that long, not personally though. It's such a hard job to navigate that it amazes me they can keep on going. Some escorts have invested wisely in real estate. Most escorts get addicted to the fast money. Many have no savings.

What is your end game? You looking to find someone to take care of you or just make a living until you decide what you want to do? Or is this your chosen career and you plan to invest what you make and retire early? Ever fall in love with a client?

You mean, like, the 80s car?

Are you ever worried that the criminal justice system will come after you? I don’t get how this works in the US: prostitution is illegal (both for sex workers and clients) yet the “escort” sites are full of detailed sexual descriptions. What will you say when the police interviews you? “We just enjoyed each others company and stimulating conversations.”?

I think, R43, there needs to be an agreement to exchange money for sex. The only way the police could arrest you is by catching you in the midst of making such an agreement.

Yeah, you're not my escort then. Because 99% of what I want from an escort is someone to actually make out with, to explore their body, to jerk off with (mutual) while kissing, to blow... fucking is just not something I have any interest in doing.

Do you only take cash? Or Venmo/PayPal/Zelle too?

How old are you OP? Do you spend a lot of your time working on your body?

R45 do you get hard enough to cum? but someone sucking it still feels good even if you don't cum

R40 - Nope, he's even a non-smoker and doesn't drink alcohol. (which is probably the main reason he kept his looks for so long) If there is anything he's addicted to, it's having sex. I've known him since the early 90's and have never felt like he has any kind of mental defect.

wait, are you still living at home?

You've known him since the early 90's???

You must be an elder ho!

What should clients know about what you do and your boundaries?

What's appropriate for a client to ask? (I'd love to hire someone to basically be an exhibitionist for me, for example, with, shall we say, an explosive ending.) Have you had clients get weirdly specific?

[quote]The first golden rule is: always get the money first

Interesting. In my limited experience in this world I was never asked to pay up front, they waited til we were finished.

So you will do overnight visits and vacations with clients but you won't cuddle or kiss them? Seems odd to me if you are spending that much time with a guy.

How do you feel about your johns? Do you have contempt for them?

What are you thinking about when you cum?

Have you been to paradise, but never been to you?

Why can’t you work at Hardees’?

Do you give Green Stamps?

do you ever have a sale?

No good escort demands pre-payment. Certainly not in Manhattan. And if you can’t kiss & make out—then toss off.

How many times have you been infected with a STD?

How many treats do you turn?

OP, how do you service people that just disgust you- for whatever reason. It could be that they are obese and have poor personal hygiene, any reason. Second question is were you ever suddenly really afraid of one of them? Get a very bad vibe or feeling and feel as if you were in danger?

Have you had any famous clients?

R64, quit being a lazy asshole and read the OP's answers. He specifically answered both of those questions.

What's your annual income, good year and bad year?

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r66 did OP ever say how old he is?

Did escorting put you on the fast track to the Supreme Court?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

If you were a tree what kind would you be?

I'm looking for a six-letter word, starting with "S" and containing an "O" meaning "antidisestablishmentarianism."

Do you like blue?

How do you deal with frightened clients with low self esteem? How do u you put them at ease so the enjoy it?

R66- Don't you dare tell me what to post, you condescending little bitch . I see nothing about him feeling he was ever in danger.

I sometimes seek an escort who does no manscaping at all. I like a full bush. I have an extremely hard time finding one. Do you do any manscaping yourself? Have you had many requests for a full bush?

OP, have you ever had a client you thought was handsome?

Are you failing to answer because you're having sex for money right now?

If you were OP, and you read these often silly or rude questions, would you keep posting?

R64, I agree that you’re a lazy, likely illiterate asshole. I hope the OP ignores your stupid ass redundant questions.

OP, if you read these often silly or rude questions, would you keep posting?

[quote][R64], I agree that you’re a lazy, likely illiterate asshole. I hope the OP ignores your stupid ass redundant questions.

Obligatory not r64, but...

The points r64 raises are common issues and points of discussion on one of the big escort review discussion boards that is legitimately frequented by both providers and clients. I'm not sure why you're being so critical of those questions.

R83- Thank you. I believe he is a troll and I blocked him.

Is there a Datalounge discount?

Do you feel a deep sense of shame and self-loathing?

You can still see my posts, though, R84.

Do you travel?

Someone told me that his friend was once an escort and that for the Republican National Convention, he had to turn away would-be clients because the demand exceeded his time.

Are they a one and done or do you have regulars?

What is your least favorite sexual act?

And what is the most popular thing clients request?

How old are you OP?

Did you really get an a Gerogia mansion and elegant New York townhouse flat as a result of being a teenaged, hillbilly whore?

Worst client? Best client (other than the 6k drunk guy)?

Most insane request you've got?

R45 I have had clients who don't want to fuck. That's fine with me. However I get a feel pretty quickly regarding which potential clients are entitled and which aren't. I never book with the entitled guys who have little mental check-lists. I'm fine with mutual masturbation, bjs, etc.

R52 A lot of clients will ask what services I offer before booking. There are acronyms that escorts and clients use. If there's a specific service you're after, it's best to clarify before booking. We're used to being asked questions. Just be open with the escort but don't go in with super high expectations.

R53 You must not have done much then because there isn't an escort who doesn't get paid first. How can you trust every client to pay you afterwards? You can't. You'll get ripped off doing that.

R54 I have done trips in the past but there was no cuddling. I don't really do overnights. The overnights I've done we didn't sleep or cuddle.

R56 I'm fantasizing about my current fuck buddy or else thinking of porn. Sometimes I'm dissociated.

R61 All escorts require payment upfront. I kiss a little but I'm not interested in having make-out sessions with my clients. I need to maintain a certain emotional distance in order to do my job. Making out, for me, is very personal.

R65 Never had famous clients, though I've had well known business men in the city.

R45 I have had clients who don't want to fuck. That's fine with me. However I get a feel pretty quickly regarding which potential clients are entitled and which aren't. I never book with the entitled guys who have little mental check-lists. I'm fine with mutual masturbation, bjs, etc.

R52 A lot of clients will ask what services I offer before booking. There are acronyms that escorts and clients use. If there's a specific service you're after, it's best to clarify before booking. We're used to being asked questions. Just be open with the escort but don't go in with super high expectations.

R53 You must not have done much then because there isn't an escort who doesn't get paid first. How can you trust every client to pay you afterwards? You can't. You'll get ripped off doing that.

R54 I have done trips in the past but there was no cuddling. I don't really do overnights. The overnights I've done we didn't sleep or cuddle.

R56 I'm fantasizing about my current fuck buddy or else thinking of porn. Sometimes I'm dissociated.

R61 All escorts require payment upfront. I kiss a little but I'm not interested in having make-out sessions with my clients. I need to maintain a certain emotional distance in order to do my job. Making out, for me, is very personal.

R65 Never had famous clients, though I've had well known business men in the city

Sorry for the double posts.

R67 I have made a lot of money. Couple hundred thousand.

R75 I just try to connect with them in some way. A lot of clients are nervous. I just take the lead. Do my best to make them feel comfortable. A lot of gentle touching.

R77 I shave but I think lots of guys are into hair. I just find no hair to be cleaner.

R86 I've definitely dealt with a lot of negative feelings and low self esteem. If I could go back in time I'm not sure I'd ever have gotten into the industry. I don't think the money is worth it. Yeah I've felt both.

R88 I used to travel quite a bit. It's a grind but you can make lots of money. Currently I'm not traveling. It's too fast paced and it is really challenging meeting new clients and covering your expenses.

R89 I have lots of regulars though also have guys who only see me once.

R90 I don't really like 69, I find it awkward. Most guys are vanilla. The most common kink has been golden showers.

R91 I'm 34. Yes I know, super old to be doing this but guys don't seem to mind.

Sorry for the double posts.

R67 I have made a lot of money. Couple hundred thousand.

R75 I just try to connect with them in some way. A lot of clients are nervous. I just take the lead. Do my best to make them feel comfortable. A lot of gentle touching.

R77 I shave but I think lots of guys are into hair. I just find no hair to be cleaner.

R86 I've definitely dealt with a lot of negative feelings and low self esteem. If I could go back in time I'm not sure I'd ever have gotten into the industry. I don't think the money is worth it. Yeah I've felt both.

R88 I used to travel quite a bit. It's a grind but you can make lots of money. Currently I'm not traveling. It's too fast paced and it is really challenging meeting new clients and covering your expenses.

R89 I have lots of regulars though also have guys who only see me once.

R90 I don't really like 69, I find it awkward. Most guys are vanilla. The most common kink has been golden showers.

R91 I'm 34. Yes I know, super old to be doing this but guys don't seem to mind.

Over the past 2 decades, I’ve been with a dozen escorts, all in NYC or LA. Not once was I asked to pay up front.

R98 OP makes a good point. What's to protect the escort from being tricked out of payment by some skeez? It's not like they can go to the police to complain.

If I were hiring an escort I'd find it more professional to pay upfront.

[quote]Ask Me Anything

What do you think about the revolutionary new thoughts on Fibonacci spirals in plants?

Do you have a way of identifying and avoiding guys that seem to get overly attached or want a relationship? I ask that because 2 different guys I was friends with in college would fall in love with escorts and one of the guys was legitimately obsessed and wouldn’t have relationships with anyone except the current escort he was dealing with.

[quote][R53] You must not have done much then because there isn't an escort who doesn't get paid first. How can you trust every client to pay you afterwards? You can't. You'll get ripped off doing that.

This statement is not true.

It's actually considered a HUGE red flag among clients when an escort asks for payment upfront, according to the escort review discussion boards.

It's one of those things where the clients often note "I should have seen the red flag when he asked for payment upfront" when they have a negative review. As a practical matter, the best escorts, or at least those who are generally viewed as the best, don't ask for money upfront. It's usually the ripoff artists who ask for money upfront.

More often than not, paying upfront is a leading indicator that it is NOT going to be a good session, and you're likely about to be ripped off - or so say the discussion boards.

R99 do you prepay your barber? Your dentist? Your massage therapist? Your florist? The restaurant?

But the client has ti protect themselves also r99. What's to stop an escort from taking the money and running, or cutting the session short, or giving a crappy performance.

Once services are rendered you pay for the service. And if you had a great time it will also want to make you add on extra tip.

But given this OPs no cuddling/kissing rule he is different than escorts I've been with, so not surprised he does things differently.

Do you fuck pussy?

What do you charge? Is it by the hour or by the service offered?

R104 I'm guessing a negative review would be damaging to an escort on those sites so it's in their interests to do their best. Are you suggesting you wouldn't pay if you weren't entirely satisfied?

R103 that's not the same thing. I've read lots of stories of females prostitutes being beaten up instead of paid, or having the man refuse to pay them after sex for a variety of excuses. I can understand them requiring payment upfront.

Forget to sign at R107

You're a WHORE darlin

R109 you didn’t phrase that as a question. Subtract $200.

R107 so you completely re-write the topic to avoid answering my questions? Do not, at all, equate violence against vulnerable female sex workers with rent men. I reject your analogy.

If I read Op’s rent.men profile, with his qualifiers, I’d scroll right hard and fast…

Do you validate parking?

OP, do you kiss. If so, is it deep kissing, with tongue?

Op no kiss. R114 no read.

r104 Great example of personal logic being applied but no connection to reality.

The client pays upfront. Period. If they get "scammed" either by an escort taking that cash and walking out the door, cutting time short, not performing services discussed in advance, or having a less than satisfactory experience due to something that is in the escort's control--that's the risk the CLIENT takes. This is not a legal framework. There's no negotiation after the fact--unlike at a restaurant or business where you can haggle on the bill if you're unsatisfied. And that's why you have to pay up front--because we live in a world where a certain percentage of customers skip out on bills or demand discounts because they are unsatisfied. Legal businesses have a legal framework for someone who skips out on a bill--escorts dont, which is why the client takes that risk up front.

Sex workers take on an incredible amount of risk just by doing their job and interacting with lots of strangers. If a client has not done their research in advance (and there are tons of websites that have reviews, some detailed, and some have hundreds of reviews per escort) and hires an escort who doesn't deliver, they learn a lesson and do more research in the future. If the risk of losing $300 is so incredible for you that its not worth that risk, and that's OK, then you shouldn't be paying for sex.

Also when it comes to risk, hiring a new escort who doesn't have a hundred reviews because you get turned on by their pics--that's a risk you take. You might have a great time. You might not. You take that risk. Not the escort. They are literally selling their bodies and in many ways, compromising their safety with every session. That's the risk they take because you take a risk at every session, whether its once a month or once every few years. They are experiencing a level of risk on a weekly or daily basis.

OP, so since you don't kiss (or make out), you don't cuddle, you don't do 69, what else don't you do?

What's your escort name, OP?

[quote]Also when it comes to risk, hiring a new escort who doesn't have a hundred reviews because you get turned on by their pics--that's a risk you take. You might have a great time. You might not. You take that risk. Not the escort. They are literally selling their bodies and in many ways, compromising their safety with every session. That's the risk they take because you take a risk at every session, whether its once a month or once every few years. They are experiencing a level of risk on a weekly or daily basis.

Talk about applying personal logic to reality.

The reality is that high quality, reputable escorts do not expect payment up front, nor do they even ask for the money up front. It is definitely a red flag, but more importantly, there is a great deal of risk involved with the escort doing so. Pay up front and you could find yourself swept up in a sting operation.

I have only ever Venmo'd an escort on my way out the door. That is the usual practice.

R119 is right.

Yep r119.

OP you free to do whatever you want, including prepayment, but I am glad there are many of us that can back up that most escorts don't operate that way

R116 just turned this thread into an EST

Your bs stinks from here to LA and back…

I’d trust R119 before I trust Op.

R116 Yeah exactly, it's just not true that escorts don't get the money first. One time I had a guy etransfer. I forgot to accept it before the session. He promptly canceled it after leaving. Clients never complain about providing the donation before services are rendered. It feels violating when you get ripped off as an escort.

Nobody is contesting whether there are escorts who collect the money up front. But it's not the good escorts who are doing it. It's the low rent escorts with extremely high tolerance for risk.

Collecting up front is something a street prostitute does.

From what I've read, high class female escorts make sure the money is paid upfront too but I guess it's different for them since men can overpower them more easily.

I don’t like R124

Sketchysex

[quote] From what I've read, high class female escorts make sure the money is paid upfront too but I guess it's different for them since men can overpower them more easily.

I've done a lot of research on prostitution (women's) and I was surprised to read here that male escorts don't demand the money upfront, because women do.

We don’t give a rat’s ass when a female escort demands payment —we only care about the rent boy down the hall.

R128 Yeah, me too. It makes sense to have the money upfront because it seems easy for a client to run out on you and police/courts won't care. You likely don't even know who the client is.

OP:

If you're posting on DL, I only have only one question. Just how high a demand is there for a 75 year sex worker?

I've hired many sex workers/rentboys/whatever over the years. I have booked through phone services, print ads, websites, "massage" parlors, and even a (legal -overseas) male brothel. Never have I been asked to pay up front. I've almost always been a satisfied customer, but I have always paid up the agreed-upon fee at the end, even if I stopped the session short and asked him to leave. If it's an option, I always leave an honest review.

I'll go out on a limb and suggest that experienced escorts prejudge their clients in several ways: talking with them over the phone before meeting (most do this in my experience), the name of the hotel where the client is staying or the address where he lives, etc. Signs that the client is financially stable, which suggest that their lives aren't falling apart due to drugs, mental illness, etc. Hell -I do the same for a hookup. Adds a bit of peace of mind to the situation.

I think R132 has it right. I'm not particularly proud to admit I've paid many, many men for sexual adventures. Sometimes they were hardcore rentboys, sometimes they just needed a little encouragement. If a guy says "money first" it marks him immediately as man with a bad attitude, and probably bad at the sex... the highest quality of professional doesn't have a bad attitude, unless it's asked for.

It's like Wal-Mart or WholeFoods I guess.... I'd guess the OP is Wal-Mart. That's not completely critical - Wal-Mart is very successful.

OP can't be that bad at his job of he's still able to do it in his 30s. OP of you were to name a celeb you resembled who would it be?

I’m a subject to perverts, ask me anything.

We’ll see if OP deigns to grace us, with his egomaniacal ego.

I don't think OP understands what Escort means. Sucking off old men at the bus station for a snickers bar is not being an escort.

[quote]I don't think OP understands what Escort means. Sucking off old men at the bus station for a snickers bar is not being an escort.

Don't forget he needs to get the Snickers UPFRONT.

R134 Walmart is very successful.

R139, so is “Brooks Brothers.”

R140 Well, not anymore, right? What used to be Brooks Brothers clothes is now cheap knock-offs made in Bangla Desh. But I digress...

I sense OP isn't Brooks Brothers, either old school or pseudo-2020. Again, I am sure he is successful with a certain demographic.

If you collect up front, then you don’t get a tip, right?

OP is full of shit as usual.

Sounds like my kind of escort!

This thread is worthless without pics.

Speaking of Erna, did she really die?

I'm a woman so yeah I collect money upfront. Not sure how you guys do it.

Legit question for OP. Why do escorts expect tips, when they set the price and get 100% of the payment?

R148 I never expect tips, it's nice if a guy does though.

R149, are you OP?

If I'm paying full price, I want more than just the tip!

So OP was a woman all along? Why didn't you make that clear, given that it's a gay forum?

I'm sick of straight women and men sneaking into this forum.

Yeah I'm stunned OP didn't clarify they are a WOMAN.

It's fine to start this thread, but this is a gay board, of course people are going to assume you are a male escort so you should make it clear in the opening post.

Not to completely confuse the issue(s), but in my wayward years I also had women prostitutes in my field of dreams... and they were much more likely to ask for money up front.

(No I am not bi. Yes I had sex with women. No I won't leave DL.)

Escort EST

Are you this kind of escort, OP?

Ew, the OP *is* a fucking woman!

Now that is some shady fucking bullshit right there.

Fuck you, you goddamn catfish OP.

[quote]Fuck you, you goddamn catfish OP.

Cuntfish.

Ok Gina R39

Stealth pussy thread!

I’m a HOOKER, ask me anything.

That’s bullshit. All along, OP responded as a male escort. R4 specifically asked:

[quote]How do you get it up for uggos?

And OP responded:

[quote]At first it's really weird but you get used to it. It's just acting and you learn how to make your body act too.

OP was also asked:

[quote]How many STDs do you currently have? Do you disclose on-going ones to your "clients"?

And OP responded:

[quote]I use protection. It's a small network of clients so if you give them STIs to give their wives, they'll ruin your reputation all over the internet.

So if r147 really is OP, and female, then the responses weren’t just being vague or coy, they were false and misleading.

I always assumed men were escorts and women were whores.

A dishonest prostitute. Who'd have thought to see the day?

A lyin’ whore is always lyin’

You guys certainly jump to a lot of conclusions. NOWHERE does it say or imply that R147 is the OP. So why are you now assuming that OP is female?

I ignoredared her, r167.

R167 All you have to do is check Ignoredar to see that person is also the OP and the one posting in response to people's questions.

OP is bored and started an EST for attention, then it blew up in their face.

I think it IS an interesting topic. I would never have guessed the cultural difference between gay and straight men and paying upfront or afterwards, for example.

I would be interested to see a couple new topics to ask questions - one for gay escorts and one for gay men who use escorts.

OP’s been to paradise but he’s never been to he.

R170 gets it…

Is OP sipping champagne on a yacht? He hasn’t deigned us with his presence.

Is poo still posting here because this sounds like one of her old threads such as "I am a Southern Witch. Ask me anything" threads.

When you become what’s expected of you…

I have found I need to receive payment up front in my professional research services. I sometimes work double the hours I promise because I know they pay money to me and I feel I should do the best work I can. In the first two years I was in business, I gave people a break by paying the bill after I completed my work. I never received a dime from these people. We're talking thousands of dollars; I couldn't afford the legal bills necessary to raise a finger.

25 years later, I'm very successful in my business, many are regular customers and they rave about my work. People pay me up front because they trust me to do the hard work that I deliver.

Ironically, I once ran into one of the people who stiffed me. He told me how happy he was with the work I had done. He conveniently forgot he hadn't paid me a cent. He was with his young kids, so I didn't bring it up.

No one asked about your job in research. Clearly you didn’t research this thread before posting.

Wow, the SWERFs did not come to play on this thread. Do better, yt gays.

You ain’t nothing but a hooker, selling your fuckin’ soul!

[quote]He conveniently forgot he hadn't paid me a cent. He was with his young kids, so I didn't bring it up.

Why on earth wouldn't you? Doesn't matter if his kids were there or not - are you that afraid of confrontation? I would have politely reminded him and also dropped in that if he didn't pay I would be making a civil claim to get it.

R181 has a point, you could have just made a barbed comment like "I'm glad you loved it, I would have loved to have been paid for it..."

A smart guy I used to rent a room from said he never paid contractors in full up front, he kept some back til he was satisfied the work was done well with no errors

R181 - How on Earth do you take someone to small claims court for non-payment of an illegal activity?

R182 - That's rule #1. Never pay a contractor in full before the work is complete. They are notorious for taking the money and then just disappearing (let alone going a crappy job). The trick is to find a good one who's willing to not get all upfront. Finding such a contractor is like finding a douche-worthy top on a Grindr. Good luck!

" Finding such a contractor is like finding a douche-worthy top on a Grindr"

This is the wisdom I come for here.

[quote] How on Earth do you take someone to small claims court for non-payment of an illegal activity?

Not illegal. The guy said that he does professional research (not escorting). Unless it's some kind of illegal research - spying?!

Op is Melania

Does recipe it have a new shtick? Pretending to be a hooker now?

Gerg can never be destroyed. He is omnipotent.

[quote] Gerg can never be destroyed. He is omnipotent.

Yes.

And don't you forget it.

Female escort here, also 34! I started when I was 22-23. Just moved home with my family due to health problems, effectively quitting in-person SW.

Unlike OP, I do provide GFE, the "girlfriend experience" meaning kissing and bbbj. Never caught an STD from a client. I make prospective clients send me their LinkedIn/Facebook with a FULL NAME visible. I often run full background checks. This limits my client base, but I've had too many sketchy experiences to take any chances on these dusty, entitled men.

Biggest problem in the industry right now (on the heterosexual side) is clients requesting unprotected sex. I don't understand the rationale. Unfortunately, many female providers will offer this service.

PS we have a blacklist; if you're a John and cannot book an escort due to flakiness/lack of response, it's probably because we know about your bullshit and don't want to deal with your ass :)

Female escort here, also 34! I started when I was 22-23. Just moved home with my family due to health problems, effectively quitting in-person SW.

Unlike OP, I do provide GFE, the "girlfriend experience" meaning kissing and bbbj. Never caught an STD from a client. I make prospective clients send me their LinkedIn/Facebook with a FULL NAME visible. I often run full background checks. This limits my client base, but I've had too many sketchy experiences to take any chances on these dusty, entitled men.

Biggest problem in the industry right now (on the heterosexual side) is clients requesting unprotected sex. I don't understand the rationale. Unfortunately, many female providers will offer this service.

PS we have a blacklist; if you're a John and cannot book an escort due to flakiness/lack of response, it's probably because we know about your bullshit and don't want to deal with your ass :)

R190 do many of your clients have questionable personal hygiene?

Was it difficult keeping the U-boats from attacking the convoys? Must have been chilly in the Mid-Atlantic.

Has the industry changed much? Inflation is making me considering getting back into it?

Is there a high and low season like the travel industry?

^ the thread is dead…give it up.

How does one look for an escort anyway?

Not a question for op since he seems to have departed. is there like etsy for escorting?

Yes the eye is. More than one —duh

[quote] Yes the eye is.

I'm guessing M'Lynn at R198 is voice dictating with a serious Southern accent.

[quote]How does one look for an escort anyway?

I've never used them but if I google my city and gay escorts, tons come up so it doesn't seem hard.

Much too hard for R197 by all accounts.

Forget that I asked.

Who will the 2024 presidential election?

R190 be careful offering bbbj. My friend who has been in the industry forever caught ghonnerea in the throat. She had no symptoms but decided to get a swab during her routine std testing. You probably alteady know this but Listerine rinse after each blowjob you give. R192 if you price yourself at a certain point the bad hygiene men are kept at bay. However I don't offer bbbj because many men don't properly clean underneath the foreskin. I never smelled ass until I became an escort. Many escorts require clients to shower at the start of each session.

Syphilis mommy in the 305, spinning her pussy just to get high

What do I take to the in office fall potluck??

[quote] What do I take to the in office fall potluck??

Pussy (and I don't mean cat meat)

Religious tracts

Specifically the Watchtower

This? I mean it looks like quite a nice cake.